Just say you were stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. A guy friend. Nobody knows where you two are or even that you've gone away. Your girlfriend thinks you're at a ball game. There's absolutely no chance of anybody ever finding you. Short of pulling a Castaway and heading out to sea in a shitty self-made raft, there's basically no chance of you ever leaving that island.
No women. No big juicy tits. No soft pink pussy. You will never have sex with a woman again. But wait... your best friend IS there. No he doesn't have tits and a pussy, but he does have a cock sucker and a poop chute.
Do you chalk this up as a "lesser of two evils" scenario and take a rod up the sphincter in exchange for a little turd diving yourself, or do you vow a lifelong oath to Rosie Palmer? What do you do?
Oh, and the pic... almost forgot.

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