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people joke about "penis envy" but if you ask me, MJ has "sister envy" (Latoya). I think he was trying to look like his sister at first, but then his nose fell off, and now he's just trying to maintain whatever is left to his non-existant nose. Maybe he's trying to become fishlike, and not even need a nose... then, once he has so many child abuse charges racked up, he can jump into the ocean and live in an underwater magical land of mermaids & talking sharks. Who knows, dudes got issues, simple as that!
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