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  • SmutGiant
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    • Oct 2003
    • 4896

    #1

    What are you getting MOM?

    I need ideas...
  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #2
    Some massager for the bath or something like that .
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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    • SmutGiant
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 4896

      #3
      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
      Some massager for the bath or something like that .
      Nice! I could use one for myself! lol

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      • CuriousToyBoy2
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2004
        • 707

        #4
        A couple of years back I did this.

        Sent my Mom NOTHING on Mothers Day, didn't call, didn't do shit and ignored her calls.

        BUT...

        I had the florist sorted to deliver her a different bunch of flowers EVERY day for the next week (starting the day AFTER Mothers Day) with a different card each day..

        And each card at the bottom said "Because Everyday Should Be Mother's Day with a Mom Like You"

        Corny, a cliche, suckie?

        Might be all of those, but let me tell you, my Mother has not shut up about it ever since.

        She loved it.



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        • SmutGiant
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 4896

          #5
          Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
          A couple of years back I did this.

          Sent my Mom NOTHING on Mothers Day, didn't call, didn't do shit and ignored her calls.

          BUT...

          I had the florist sorted to deliver her a different bunch of flowers EVERY day for the next week (starting the day AFTER Mothers Day) with a different card each day..

          And each card at the bottom said "Because Everyday Should Be Mother's Day with a Mom Like You"

          Corny, a cliche, suckie?

          Might be all of those, but let me tell you, my Mother has not shut up about it ever since.

          She loved it.



          That's excellent! I would rather use something like this for Valentines Day though, for my girlfriend. She would probably cry if I ignored her on Valentines day though, lol...

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          • iFliPcEss
            Registered User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3087

            #6
            video tape....saying all your message for her! you know stuffs!

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            • KaLi
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 4371

              #7
              I bought her an air conditioner because its hella hot here

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              • CuriousToyBoy2
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2004
                • 707

                #8
                Originally posted by SmutGiant
                That's excellent! I would rather use something like this for Valentines Day though, for my girlfriend. She would probably cry if I ignored her on Valentines day though, lol...
                I did the 12 days of christmas for my GF last Xmas....

                That took ages to get all the stuff right and cost a penny, but again, worth every cent of it.

                Just the though Xmas gets her unzipping my fly...

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  A case of beer

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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                    A couple of years back I did this.

                    Sent my Mom NOTHING on Mothers Day, didn't call, didn't do shit and ignored her calls.

                    BUT...

                    I had the florist sorted to deliver her a different bunch of flowers EVERY day for the next week (starting the day AFTER Mothers Day) with a different card each day..

                    And each card at the bottom said "Because Everyday Should Be Mother's Day with a Mom Like You"

                    Corny, a cliche, suckie?

                    Might be all of those, but let me tell you, my Mother has not shut up about it ever since.

                    She loved it.




                    Nice idea!

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                    • EviLGuY
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 12745

                      #11
                      I usually just take her out to eat someplace or something.

                      Maybe get her a card.. good enough. Her bday was just a month ago anyways.

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                      • SmutGiant
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4896

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EviLGuY
                        I usually just take her out to eat someplace or something.

                        Maybe get her a card.. good enough. Her bday was just a month ago anyways.
                        Actually dinner sounds good!... Or maybe even breakfast.

                        Ok, I'm gonna take her out for breakfast, but I also want to have a small tangable gift as well... hmm...

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                        • John Hughes
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 177

                          #13
                          Originally posted by spunky1
                          A case of beer

                          ... and some new tools!

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                          • Oracle Porn
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 24433

                            #14
                            a bitch slap
                            she didnt deserve shit


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                            • Doc911
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 3695

                              #15
                              My mother is lucky I didn't show up at her door with a fucking baseball bat to smash her pathetic little fucking head in years ago when i was younger and more merciful.

                              Now I can't even remember her name or where she lives.

                              I hope she rots in fucking hell where she belongs.


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                              • SmutGiant
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 4896

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Doc911
                                My mother is lucky I didn't show up at her door with a fucking baseball bat to smash her pathetic little fucking head in years ago when i was younger and more merciful.

                                Now I can't even remember her name or where she lives.

                                I hope she rots in fucking hell where she belongs.
                                ouch

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                                • SmutGiant
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4896

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                  a bitch slap
                                  she didnt deserve shit

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                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                    • 24433

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Doc911
                                    My mother is lucky I didn't show up at her door with a fucking baseball bat to smash her pathetic little fucking head in years ago when i was younger and more merciful.

                                    Now I can't even remember her name or where she lives.

                                    I hope she rots in fucking hell where she belongs.
                                    do tell! what happened?


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                                    • Illicit
                                      wtf ?
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 11895

                                      #19
                                      a new dildo... she deserves it...
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                                      • SmutGiant
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 4896

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                        do tell! what happened?
                                        Yeah... she must have really fucked up for you to have such hate for your mom.

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                                        • SmutGiant
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 4896

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ajpiii
                                          a new dildo... she deserves it...

                                          eeeeeewwww

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                                          • escorpio
                                            doesn't fuck around.
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 23485

                                            #22
                                            Tickets to that fag Josh Groban.
                                            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                            • Doc911
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 3695

                                              #23
                                              yeah she called me a few years back.

                                              maybe 4

                                              asked what i wanted from her.


                                              so I searched really deep in my heart and told her the truth.

                                              I said:

                                              I want you to fucking die you psycho bitch


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                                              • Illicit
                                                wtf ?
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 11895

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                                Tickets to that fag Josh Groban.

                                                my mother is obsessed with that fag...
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                                                • Doc911
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 3695

                                                  #25
                                                  its simple.

                                                  I know who my father is but that slut that spit me out of her hahahaha will never be my mother.


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                                                  • Shaze
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 2662

                                                    #26
                                                    my mother just received her bouquet of 12 dozen roses and 12 dozen plumeria's in a basket......my mother is the most important person in my life and i would give my life for her if there ever was a choice.
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                                                    • Corleone
                                                      C.R.E.A.M
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 15262

                                                      #27
                                                      flowers

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                                                      • adamneve
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 13333

                                                        #28
                                                        a day in the spa, she deservs it
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                                                        • Doc911
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                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 3695

                                                          #29
                                                          I said the bitch that fucking spit me out of her fucking absested stinking dripping nasty fucking god damn c-u-n-t....

                                                          deep breath

                                                          will never ever be called my mother.


                                                          in fact she called a while back and asked me what i wanted from her to make everything right.


                                                          I told her I wanted her to fucking die already.


                                                          rest in pieces you god damn slut c-u-n-t. I hope you rot in fucking hell.


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                                                          • Axeman
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 5201

                                                            #30
                                                            card and gift certificate to the spa
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                                                            • CuriousToyBoy2
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 707

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Doc911
                                                              I said the bitch that fucking spit me out of her fucking absested stinking dripping nasty fucking god damn c-u-n-t....
                                                              deep breath
                                                              will never ever be called my mother.
                                                              in fact she called a while back and asked me what i wanted from her to make everything right.
                                                              I told her I wanted her to fucking die already.
                                                              rest in pieces you god damn slut c-u-n-t. I hope you rot in fucking hell.
                                                              Dayum boy !

                                                              Freud could have had a field day with that shit !!!

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                                                              • Doc911
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 3695

                                                                #32
                                                                okay my wife says I'm drunk as i should be...

                                                                and its her day as well.

                                                                so I appologize to all those mother fucking mother lovers out there and leave you with this..


                                                                she squatted down and shat you out the same hole she pees with....

                                                                what do you owe the bitch?


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                                                                • SmutGiant
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 4896

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                  what do you owe the bitch?
                                                                  Anything in the world she wants! I couldn't ask for a better, more loving, more caring mom. I don't even think one would exist! lol...

                                                                  I wish I could cure her of her artheritis, that poor woman

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                                                                  • newsdude
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1969

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                    yeah she called me a few years back.

                                                                    maybe 4

                                                                    asked what i wanted from her.


                                                                    so I searched really deep in my heart and told her the truth.

                                                                    I said:

                                                                    I want you to fucking die you psycho bitch

                                                                    Did she? die, I mean?
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                                                                    • pure energy
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                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 4274

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                      Anything in the world she wants! I couldn't ask for a better, more loving, more caring mom. I don't even think one would exist! lol...

                                                                      I wish I could cure her of her artheritis, that poor woman

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                                                                      • TheFrog
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 4095

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                        A couple of years back I did this.

                                                                        Sent my Mom NOTHING on Mothers Day, didn't call, didn't do shit and ignored her calls.

                                                                        BUT...

                                                                        I had the florist sorted to deliver her a different bunch of flowers EVERY day for the next week (starting the day AFTER Mothers Day) with a different card each day..

                                                                        And each card at the bottom said "Because Everyday Should Be Mother's Day with a Mom Like You"

                                                                        Corny, a cliche, suckie?

                                                                        Might be all of those, but let me tell you, my Mother has not shut up about it ever since.

                                                                        She loved it.



                                                                        nice of you

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                                                                        • Shortbread
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                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 2181

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I have decided that the best gift will be to not tell her I am in porn.

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                                                                          • StRoGE
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                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 1713

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I have no clue what to get my mom for mothers day.
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                                                                            • arial
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 4012

                                                                              #39
                                                                              A cruise this summer in the Caribbean... she's been wanting it for a while now.

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