Just saw VAN HELSING....Great Fucking Movie!

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  • BVF
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    • Jan 2002
    • 13975
    #1

    Just saw VAN HELSING....Great Fucking Movie!

    Man that muthafucka had to fight EVERYBODY! Nonstop action from beginning to end. I loved it...Damn I wish I had Dracula's powers.

    When wolfman was chasing them through the woods, I yelled out to my date "That would scare the SHIT out of me to see that shit"..

    It's like a Medieval James Bond and Van Helsing even has his own version of "Q"...I forgot his name but he makes the distinction that he is NOT a monk...He's still just a "Friar"...He's funny as hell...

    Special effects were AWESOME...The fight scenes were AWESOME...

    The movie was like 2 hours and 30 minutes and my eyes were riveted to the screen the whole time. My date was trying to rub on me and kiss on me and I would hug her and grab some ass, but I kept my face turned towards the screen so that I wouldn't miss anything..

    They MUST come out with a sequel...It was well worth the money that my date paid for me to go.

    And that repeating crossbow was the shit..somebody has to make something like that in real life....Maybe a modified high powered nail gun would suffice...somebody point me to where I can buy one.

    Last edited by BVF; 05-07-2004, 04:12 PM.

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    • BVF
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      • Jan 2002
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      #2
      OH and dracula was the ringleader of the whole shit.....He was responsible for Frankenstein and wolfman.....

      Dude killed "Mr Hyde" just for kicks..

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        • mpahlca
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          • Feb 2004
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          #3
          First good review I have seen, I want to see it but it looks pretty nasty!
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            • Vitasoy
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              Awesome! That's good to hear.


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                • BMI Lace
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                  • Mar 2004
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                  #5
                  Ha mother went tonight to go see that, I should have went now but oh well...Just download it
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                    • bufferover
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                      • Jan 2004
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                      #6
                      Hmm sounds very interestly maybe i shoud rent it

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                        • NoCarrier
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 16356
                          #7
                          That movie was just horrible.

                          This is what happens when you spend 100% of the budget on special effects but don't give a damn about storytelling

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                            • BVF
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 13975
                              #8
                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                              That movie was just horrible.

                              This is what happens when you spend 100% of the budget on special effects but don't give a damn about storytelling
                              What do you think internet porn movies have evolved into?....To Hell with the storyline, just get me off! This movie gave me my fix of action, violence, and special effects....Plus I love almost anything with Dracula in it..

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                                • hottoddy
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                                  • Oct 2002
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                                  #9
                                  Does Blackula make an appearance?
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                                    • stephanie m.
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                                      #10
                                      Im gonna watch it this week


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                                        • NoCarrier
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BVF
                                          What do you think internet porn movies have evolved into?....To Hell with the storyline, just get me off! This movie gave me my fix of action, violence, and special effects....Plus I love almost anything with Dracula in it..
                                          Well..

                                          To me watching a special effect only movie with a lame ass story line is like watching an oral sex only porn movie.

                                          It gets boring after 2 mins just fuck her already..

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                                            • NoCarrier
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 16356
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by hottoddy
                                              Does Blackula make an appearance?

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                                                • reynold
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                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                  #13
                                                  Thanks for not spoiling it for us! Good to know it really is good!

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                                                    • BVF
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 13975
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                      Well..

                                                      To me watching a special effect only movie with a lame ass story line is like watching an oral sex only porn movie.

                                                      It gets boring after 2 mins just fuck her already..
                                                      LOL....that's interesting that you said that. Because my site has migrated from just girls posing to strictly blowjob videos. I can jack off to blowjob videos for HOURS and I do it regularly...That's crazy how our different tastes in porn movies crosses over to action flicks.

                                                      But for me personally, I can never get enough dick sucking.

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                                                        • teomaxxx
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                                                          • May 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BVF
                                                          Man that muthafucka had to fight EVERYBODY! Nonstop action from beginning to end. I loved it...Damn I wish I had Dracula's powers.

                                                          When wolfman was chasing them through the woods, I yelled out to my date "That would scare the SHIT out of me to see that shit"..

                                                          It's like a Medieval James Bond and Van Helsing even has his own version of "Q"...I forgot his name but he makes the distinction that he is NOT a monk...He's still just a "Friar"...He's funny as hell...

                                                          Special effects were AWESOME...The fight scenes were AWESOME...

                                                          The movie was like 2 hours and 30 minutes and my eyes were riveted to the screen the whole time. My date was trying to rub on me and kiss on me and I would hug her and grab some ass, but I kept my face turned towards the screen so that I wouldn't miss anything..

                                                          They MUST come out with a sequel...It was well worth the money that my date paid for me to go.

                                                          And that repeating crossbow was the shit..somebody has to make something like that in real life....Maybe a modified high powered nail gun would suffice...somebody point me to where I can buy one.
                                                          please tell us , you are only joking , otherwise you are.....
                                                          everybody who seen that film knows.

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                                                            • fiftyfingers
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                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                              #16
                                                              Yeah the movie kicked ass! I saw it earlier today. By they way, they apparently DID make a nail gun like that cross bow, didn't you see the picture?

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                                                                • EviLGuY
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 12745
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BVF
                                                                  Man that muthafucka had to fight EVERYBODY! Nonstop action from beginning to end. I loved it...Damn I wish I had Dracula's powers.

                                                                  When wolfman was chasing them through the woods, I yelled out to my date "That would scare the SHIT out of me to see that shit"..

                                                                  It's like a Medieval James Bond and Van Helsing even has his own version of "Q"...I forgot his name but he makes the distinction that he is NOT a monk...He's still just a "Friar"...He's funny as hell...

                                                                  Special effects were AWESOME...The fight scenes were AWESOME...

                                                                  The movie was like 2 hours and 30 minutes and my eyes were riveted to the screen the whole time. My date was trying to rub on me and kiss on me and I would hug her and grab some ass, but I kept my face turned towards the screen so that I wouldn't miss anything..

                                                                  They MUST come out with a sequel...It was well worth the money that my date paid for me to go.

                                                                  And that repeating crossbow was the shit..somebody has to make something like that in real life....Maybe a modified high powered nail gun would suffice...somebody point me to where I can buy one.
                                                                  Well I guess I don't have to go see it now.. thanks for spoiling it!

                                                                  ... jk.

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                                                                    • newsdude
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                                                                      This I gotta see!
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                                                                        • webmaster x
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          It's a great movie!
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                                                                            • bllott
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              i'm goign to see what later

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                                                                                • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  If you liked "The Mummy" you will love Van Helsing its as simple as that.

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                                                                                    • PetMyKitty
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i saw a test version about 2 months ago at the arizona mills mall. and in that version.... they show a bit of his naked ass at the end.. in this version.. which i just saw tonight.. he's got pants on in the same scene.. those mother fuckers!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                          I heard the story sucked ... And the movie shouldn't be good on TV cauz it's 100 % special effects
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                                                                                            • pure energy
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                                                                                              I'll see it for myself and decide! But i guess I'd enjoy the flick!
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                                                                                                  Just saw it too.....WHAT A GREAT FLICK!!!!

                                                                                                  the special effects, etc....NICE!!! LOVE IT!

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                                                                                                    • Za Ha
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                                                                                                      I thought it would be shit!

                                                                                                      Saw it and walked out saying wow.

                                                                                                      The beginning is VERY original.

                                                                                                      THe plot is great. Everything is explained well. The ending is very good too.

                                                                                                      One of the best movies this yr.

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                                                                                                        • Roger
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I'm surprised noone mentioned Kate Beckingsale.

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                                                                                                            • Honeyslut
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by PetMyKitty
                                                                                                              i saw a test version about 2 months ago at the arizona mills mall. and in that version.... they show a bit of his naked ass at the end.. in this version.. which i just saw tonight.. he's got pants on in the same scene.. those mother fuckers!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                              Damn. I am jealous.



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                                                                                                                • Axeman
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                                                                                                                  I will add it to my to see list :-)
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                                                                                                                    • Lane
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      bad movie i hear, special effects is another story tho

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                                                                                                                        • Oberon
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                          Hmm, well, it really all depends what you went to see.

                                                                                                                          I think you're bang-on when you said they tried to make a b-movie James Bond. And succeeded. So if you're not expecting great acting or plotline, but good eye-candy, hey, no disappointments.

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                                                                                                                            • KittyLix
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                                                                                                                              saw that movie yesterday it was awesome! Love frankensteain and the brides of dracula *hooottt*

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                                                                                                                                • marcu5
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                                                                                                                                  welp, i'm going to see it in an hour.. think i'll blaze before i see it

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                                                                                                                                    • BVF
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 13975
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by marcu5
                                                                                                                                      welp, i'm going to see it in an hour.. think i'll blaze before i see it
                                                                                                                                      It's a two and a half hour movie...You might want to save a little for the bathroom halfway through it.

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                                                                                                                                        • marcu5
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                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by BVF
                                                                                                                                          It's a two and a half hour movie...You might want to save a little for the bathroom halfway through it.
                                                                                                                                          whoa dude, thanks for the reminder.. I'll sneak in some food too!

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                                                                                                                                            • Firehorse
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I saw it yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it!
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                                                                                                                                                • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                                                                  another threadpost has a bunch of whiners saying the movie was one of the worst they've seen.............what a bunch of grinches.........it was no classic story-wise, but neither was "The Mummy"...........it was just a lot of action and fun, and great CGI

                                                                                                                                                  don't listen to the grinches who had shit in their cereal for breakfast on the day they viewed the movie

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                                                                                                                                                    • AMADude
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                                                                                                                                                      Awesome!
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                                                                                                                                                        • cayne
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          first positive cirtique I've heared about this movie.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Goose
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                                                                                                                                                              at least the 3rd thread today...watch further down...
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                                                                                                                                                                • Ramster
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                                                                                                                                                                  Saw it yesterday and it was great, start to finish!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • BVF
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Goose
                                                                                                                                                                      at least the 3rd thread today...watch further down...
                                                                                                                                                                      But I started this thread two days ago...watch further up...

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