Would you piss on your hands every day?

**SpaceAce** · 05-07-2004, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by Babel
to give you an edge at baseball?

Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091
3rd paragraph form bottom

For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

**fiftyfingers** · 05-07-2004, 05:41 AM

So when he does it, I wonder if he pees in the sink all over his hands or does it outside.

**Babel** · 05-07-2004, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by SpaceAce
For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

Gives a new meaning to the Pee Wee league does'nt it?

**Tania** · 05-07-2004, 06:20 AM

no never

**jhauser** · 05-07-2004, 06:24 AM

I heard that on the news yesterday. No thanks I will pass on that.

**Blinky** · 05-07-2004, 06:30 AM

Everyone has their price. Like someone said, for what they pay sports players these days, I know I would.

Gross, but who cares ?

**AnalProbe** · 05-07-2004, 06:31 AM

Also heard piss gives you healthy looking, shiny hair.

If you like , I piss on your hands, and you can run them through your hair.

**StRoGE** · 05-07-2004, 07:50 AM

I dont even want to know what he uses his other bodily secretions for.....

**LadyMischief** · 05-07-2004, 07:57 AM

Would want to be the next guy to use the bat.,..

**FlyingIguana** · 05-07-2004, 07:58 AM

remind me not to shake his hand...

**Ron2k1** · 05-07-2004, 08:02 AM

yummy yummy the smell of fresh urine

**LauraLee** · 05-07-2004, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by SpaceAce
For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

cheers

**body** · 05-07-2004, 08:03 AM

If I get a shitload of money, sure LOL

**TheFrog** · 05-07-2004, 08:03 AM

ewww

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 05-07-2004, 08:05 AM

pissing on your feet kills athletes foot fungus

**SykkBoy** · 05-07-2004, 08:06 AM

note to self: don't shake hands with Moises Alou

**WPProphet** · 05-07-2004, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
note to self: don't shake hands with Moises Alou

funny!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Firehorse** · 05-07-2004, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by Babel
Gives a new meaning to the Pee Wee league does'nt it?

LOL there's no need to take the piss out of it!

**emthree** · 05-07-2004, 11:47 AM

I piss on my hands almost daily, know what it's like going to the bathroom in a pitch-black room in the night?

**Babagirls** · 05-07-2004, 11:48 AM

pee while your taking a shower - thats how some female celebs keep their feet soft

**bizmak** · 05-07-2004, 12:23 PM

no way grose

**bluff** · 05-07-2004, 12:27 PM

nothing wrong with some urine. I urinate on my hands every day. Male fysiological midstream urine is by definition sterile and a good antibacterial substance when lacking alcohol or something like that

**stev0** · 05-07-2004, 12:30 PM

yea yea... it's just a little pee.

But i'd still rather just wear the damn batting gloves.

**SykkBoy** · 05-07-2004, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by bluff
nothing wrong with some urine. I urinate on my hands every day. Male fysiological midstream urine is by definition sterile and a good antibacterial substance when lacking alcohol or something like that

yup
if you're in the middle of nowhere and your buddy falls and breaks his leg or has a wound you need to fix, best way to sterilize your hands is by pissing on them...

the reason you have to wash them before handling food,etc. is that oxygen increases the toxicity of the urine...

**bluff** · 05-07-2004, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
the reason you have to wash them before handling food,etc. is that oxygen increases the toxicity of the urine...

how exactly does that work? What's the chemical equation?

**born4porn** · 05-07-2004, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Also heard piss gives you healthy looking, shiny hair.

If you like , I piss on your hands, and you can run them through your hair.

how much do you charge for this and do you accept paypal?

**TweetyBird** · 05-07-2004, 01:29 PM

hehe

**born4porn** · 05-07-2004, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
note to self: don't shake hands with Moises Alou

**brizzad** · 05-07-2004, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by SpaceAce
For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

for a mlb salary, i'd let spaceace piss in my mouth

**reynold** · 05-07-2004, 05:45 PM

Count me out!

**silent moan** · 05-07-2004, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by Babel
to give you an edge at baseball?

Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091
3rd paragraph form bottom

thanks God i am not a baceball player so I don't need to do that

**webmaster x** · 05-07-2004, 06:58 PM

I don't think I need to do that, I'm not a baseball
player, you know.

**newsdude** · 05-08-2004, 12:11 AM

Would you shake hands with someone you know who does this?

**Mr. Marks** · 05-08-2004, 01:57 AM

I'm not gonna piss in my hand, not now not ever.

**gangbangjoe** · 05-08-2004, 02:00 AM

nice thread

depends of what kind of baseball - pro ( $$$$$$ )

**EviLGuY** · 05-08-2004, 02:47 AM

Sure why not? It's just piss.

Would you piss on your hands every day?

Would you piss on your hands every day?

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