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  • hostey_com
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 509

    #1

    Monkey Fucking Chicken, Rat Fucking Cow...

    Racoons fucking Elephants, well the Animal Kingdom was having one of those huge orgy parties again, when suddenly the Lion "King of the Jungle" stops and looks around. He starts looking at that animal planet porn scene notices that something is wrong and demands:

    -"What the fuck is going on here? Are you guys fucking crazy?!?! Everybody is fucking everybody and no one is wearing a fucking condom. Well, not everyone here is sick... I see Mister Horse is wearing one."

    As Mister Horse replies:

    -"This is not a condom it's a fucking Anaconda giving me a Blow Job!"

    Why search Google when you can search Thongle?
  • buddyjuf

    #2
    wtf

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    • hostey_com
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 509

      #3
      just had to share it with GFY
      Why search Google when you can search Thongle?

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      • wdsguy
        Ryde or Die
        • Dec 2002
        • 19568

        #4

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        • hostey_com
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 509

          #5
          damn snakes
          Why search Google when you can search Thongle?

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          • EviLGuY
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 12745

            #6
            lol.. pretty funny!

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            • necoeds
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 2453

              #7
              Message me to promote nebraskacoeds + network sites...

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              • Oh Sheila
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 1404

                #8
                Originally posted by hostey_com
                just had to share it with GFY
                Thanks, I'll be thinking about this all night now
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                • asuna
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 8743

                  #9
                  nomore drugs for you

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                  • pure energy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 4274

                    #10
                    Good one!
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                    • NaughtyAlysha
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1843

                      #11
                      The other one was better...But this one was kewl *S*


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                      • KMR Stitch
                        I am cool
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 14494

                        #12
                        Did someone leave the joke bot running?

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                        • hostey_com
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 509

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                          Did someone leave the joke bot running?
                          Nah it's me, just had a few beers with friends and a joke session started, decided to post the best ones...
                          Why search Google when you can search Thongle?

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                          • C-Bass
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 3153

                            #14
                            HE he he,.....good start to my morning
                            "Unhappy with the riches 'cause you're piss poor morally."

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                            • Firehorse
                              Desire it and have it!!!
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 30767

                              #15
                              That was good for a laugh!
                              MySweetEbony

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                              • bizmak
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 10014

                                #16
                                Originally posted by asuna
                                nomore drugs for you

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