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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    I'm Looking to Invest $1 Million Dollars...

    Give me your best offers.
  • Illicit
    wtf ?
    • Dec 2003
    • 11895

    #2
    I can give you my paypal info if you wish
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    • candidpublishinginc
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      • Feb 2001
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      #3
      Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

      How do you suddenly have a million dollars?
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      • Illicit
        wtf ?
        • Dec 2003
        • 11895

        #4
        Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
        Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

        How do you suddenly have a million dollars?

        this is the gfy, this sorta stuff happens all the time... one minute your broke, then whamo you gots mad $$
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        • BradM
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          • Dec 2003
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          #5
          candid: dont mind him, he's Highonacid.

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          • xenophobic
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            • Mar 2004
            • 874

            #6
            Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
            Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

            How do you suddenly have a million dollars?
            he also said he could afford to pay it, but it was the principle?

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            • fucking whore
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              • Apr 2004
              • 68

              #7
              invest it in my bank account

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              • bllott
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                • Mar 2004
                • 2368

                #8
                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                Give me your best offers.
                i would like to tell you about my cigar manufacturing company that is about to come out of nowhere ..

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                • candidpublishinginc
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 707

                  #9
                  Originally posted by xenophobic
                  he also said he could afford to pay it, but it was the principle?
                  Somehow I doubt that because I clearly remember him saying "I almost had another panic attack when I saw the bil!!!"
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                  • xenophobic
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                    • Mar 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
                    Somehow I doubt that because I clearly remember him saying "I almost had another panic attack when I saw the bil!!!"
                    he had like 45 minutes of time with a doctor and a nurse and got a xanax for $1,600.00 I think I would too.

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                    • candidpublishinginc
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 707

                      #11
                      Originally posted by xenophobic
                      he had like 45 minutes of time with a doctor and a nurse and got a xanax for $1,600.00 I think I would too.
                      Well again....if he's so rich why didn't he get health insurance? Plus you seriously need to expect a huge bill from the hospital, that's just the way it works unfortunately.

                      Personally I would not be that shocked over 1,600.00. I would deal with it and move on. I've been hit for much more and still delt with it without having a panic attack.

                      Sorry if I come off as a grade A prick, but I hate stupid threads. It just makes me question if this guy is for real or just an attention whore.
                      Last edited by candidpublishinginc; 05-06-2004, 09:35 PM.
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                      • xxxoutsourcing
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                        • Oct 2003
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                        • WarChild
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 17263

                          #13
                          If you're serious you can hit me up on ICQ: 97374780

                          I'm currently working on a resort/casino/disco/restaurant project in Costa Rica that still has some room for private investment.

                          Part of the investor perks include time share like access to the resort. Full business plan available only to qualified investors.
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                          • Jennie
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                            • Mar 2004
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                            #14
                            If you think this idiot is serious then your more of a prick than he is.

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                            • MattK
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                              • May 2002
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                              #15
                              short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
                              Ultra Short OTC Fund

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                              • candidpublishinginc
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 707

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MattK
                                short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
                                Ultra Short OTC Fund
                                Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure you can't short OTC stocks due to their volatility.

                                Edit: Well it looks like I may be wrong since this fund is designed mainly to short OTC stocks. Neat.
                                Last edited by candidpublishinginc; 05-06-2004, 09:54 PM.
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                                • CuriousToyBoy2
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 707

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                  Give me your best offers.
                                  I got this great bridge that's a steal at the price.......

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                                  • faxxaff
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 2134

                                    #18
                                    buy stocks: Apple Computers!
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                                    • Honeyslut
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                                      • Jan 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Buy my psycho neighbor's house.
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                                      • FlyingIguana
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 10870

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
                                        Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure you can't short OTC stocks due to their volatility.

                                        Edit: Well it looks like I may be wrong since this fund is designed mainly to short OTC stocks. Neat.
                                        derivatives...

                                        shorting is for noobs

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                                        • AnalProbe
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 3727

                                          #21
                                          One word : Enron.

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                                          • woj
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MattK
                                            short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
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                                            Gee, shorting an index? That sounds like a real safe investment...
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                                            • justfreemovies
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                                              • Feb 2004
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                                              #23
                                              if your serious i used to be a tech rep for a small car stereo company that is struggling with not much loot

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                                              • EviLGuY
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                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 12745

                                                #24
                                                Pick me.. I promise you a 0 percent return on your investment each year!

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                                                • candidpublishinginc
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 707

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                  derivatives...

                                                  shorting is for noobs
                                                  Care to elaborate? I'm not a day trader, my profession is managing my business.

                                                  Wouldn't mind learning a bit about the market though.
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                                                  • KaLi
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                                                    • Aug 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                    Give me your best offers.
                                                    Hmm put 1 million dollars into advertising for Facial Angels. You'll make your money back.

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                                                    • johnbosh
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                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      lol

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                                                      • V_RocKs
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                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 32449

                                                        #28
                                                        Beer, the payoff from the recycled aluminum is worth way more than the stock market crash google is going to facilitate.

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                                                        • FlyingIguana
                                                          aspiring banker
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 10870

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
                                                          Care to elaborate? I'm not a day trader, my profession is managing my business.

                                                          Wouldn't mind learning a bit about the market though.
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                                                          • mindoza
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                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 1625

                                                            #30
                                                            You can buy me! that would be a discounted rate but hey you seem like a decent master hehehe
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                                                            • SoloGirlsContent
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 5013

                                                              #31
                                                              come to Vegas! We can do some serious damage here!

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                                                              • ServerMaze-Patrik
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                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                we could need some investments!
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                                                                • samuel
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                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 1986

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I know that's not original..

                                                                  But why not invest part of your money in my bank account...? You can take half million for you to travel and enjoy your life and the rest for me...

                                                                  Samuel

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                                                                  • Rob
                                                                    I'm a great bowler.
                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 13310

                                                                    #34
                                                                    DAMN! It was late last night and there were 5 or 6 threads going with people saying they had money to invest so I started this one as a joke. I didn't realize it would ressurect itself today!

                                                                    THIS THREAD WAS TOTALLY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK!

                                                                    As for my hosptial bills, I can afford to pay it. The reason I posted it was because I didnt feel that it was what It should have been NOT because I couldn't afford to pay it.

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                                                                    • bufferover
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                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 25216

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Good for you dude investing on Bush presidention campain is the best thing that you can do

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                                                                      • BlingDaddy
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                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 11190

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Go to Vegas, Place half on Red and the other half on 23. Then you can retire. (if it hits) if not, back to the drawing board on where you got the million.
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                                                                          • psyko514
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            give it to me and i'll turn it into $2 million for you

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                                                                            • BMI Lace
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 16116

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by ajpiii
                                                                              this is the gfy, this sorta stuff happens all the time... one minute your broke, then whamo you gots mad $$
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                                                                              • badmrfrosty
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                                                                                • May 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Open a chain of either fast food or sit down resturaunts that specialize in low-carb foods, you could have seperate menu items for the specific diet the person is on, america seems stuck on the low carb thing, even if alot of people arent doing it, enough are that its becoming a huge industry.

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                                                                                • mpulse
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  A mil to invest...hmmm...I got a strip club with a catch. They're all amputees of some sort and everything is a 1/4 off.
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                                                                                  • adultvisitors
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Rob
                                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 13310

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      STOP SENDING ME REQUESTS!!!
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                                                                                      • Lykos
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                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                        • 31027

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                        candid: dont mind him, he's Highonacid.
                                                                                        Nicely said

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                                                                                        • faxxaff
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                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 2134

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by faxxaff
                                                                                          buy stocks: Apple Computers!
                                                                                          Hey Rob, did you follow me back in May 2005?
                                                                                          Apple was at around 35 US$ back then ..... you would have made 11 Million US$ in just 6 years :-)
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                                                                                          • Spunky
                                                                                            I need a beer
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 133978

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Nice..I guess you're a baller now

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                                                                                            • drmadcat
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                                                                                              • Jun 2011
                                                                                              • 2024

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              open a brothel
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                                                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 28301

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                If you're serious you can hit me up on ICQ: 97374780

                                                                                                I'm currently working on a resort/casino/disco/restaurant project in Costa Rica that still has some room for private investment.

                                                                                                Part of the investor perks include time share like access to the resort. Full business plan available only to qualified investors.
                                                                                                oh yeah? what part of the coutry?

                                                                                                how did it turn out btw?

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                                                                                                • AdultKing
                                                                                                  Raise Your Weapon
                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 15601

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by drmadcat
                                                                                                  open a brothel


                                                                                                  Best investment I ever made, 40% minimum return every year. Got to do it in the right place though.

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                                                                                                  • drmadcat
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2011
                                                                                                    • 2024

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AdultKing


                                                                                                    Got to do it in the right place though.
                                                                                                    so true you would not think it but some areas within 5min drive of each other have totally different customer base
                                                                                                    p.s. thanks for the tip about calling jb-hifi they sold me my xoom for $50 less retail
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