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  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43073

    #1

    US Citizens Draft Registration NOW!

    Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.
    Henceforth, and in accordance with established Federal conscriptional provisions, all male and female citizens aged 16-45 must register for the impending draft. Each registrant's personal information will undergo rigorous computer analysis to compile a profile of overall physical, mental, and moral fitness prior to the issuing of orders to report for basic training.

    WARNING: Persons failing to register by 2 November 2004 will be classified as deserters and become subject to the penalties prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of War, up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00.

    http://www.draftregistration.us/

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  • LadyMischief
    Orgasms N Such!
    • Sep 2002
    • 18135

    #2
    Ohhhhh yeah. Vote HIM in again. Can't wait to see all those republicans yipping and yapping when it's THEIR kids that get drafted.

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    • benc
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 788

      #3
      is gullable in the dictonary, hurry up and check
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      • riosluts
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 5250

        #4
        is all of this serious. "up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00. "

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        • BRISK
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2003
          • 12240

          #5
          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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          • SpaceAce
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 6493

            #6
            Originally posted by candyflip
            Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.
            Henceforth, and in accordance with established Federal conscriptional provisions, all male and female citizens aged 16-45 must register for the impending draft. Each registrant's personal information will undergo rigorous computer analysis to compile a profile of overall physical, mental, and moral fitness prior to the issuing of orders to report for basic training.

            WARNING: Persons failing to register by 2 November 2004 will be classified as deserters and become subject to the penalties prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of War, up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00.

            http://www.draftregistration.us/
            Bush is a jackass but that site is baloney. I don't think "Non-homosexual" is going to be in the official literature.

            SpaceAce

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            • candyflip
              Carpe Visio
              • Jul 2002
              • 43073

              #7
              Originally posted by benc
              is gullable in the dictonary, hurry up and check
              Obviously it's a joke.

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              • Furious_Male
                Doing the grind since 99
                • Oct 2003
                • 16884

                #8
                I want all 6
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                • JesseD
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 473

                  #9
                  Why would the US possibly need a draft? What are people dying somewhere or something. Com'on! 600 people and change. That is absolutely astonishing that the US can go into a country have a war and then "occupy" it for over a year and only have those amounts of small loses. The US could fight another 2 - 3 wars and not have to use a draft!


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                  • FrankWhite
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3540

                    #10
                    nice joke

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                    • Jakke PNG
                      ex-TeenGodFather
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20306

                      #11
                      Originally posted by benc
                      is gullable in the dictonary, hurry up and check
                      I went to check it. It wasn't.
                      ..and I'm off.

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                      • J-Reel
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 3782

                        #12
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                        • Mr Pheer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 22082

                          #13
                          Its amazing how many idiots on GFY are going to believe this.

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                          • cluck
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 5248

                            #14


                            That's a pretty nice one whoever made that.
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                            • LadyMischief
                              Orgasms N Such!
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18135

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MrPheer
                              Its amazing how many idiots on GFY are going to believe this.
                              It wouldn't surprise me.... but let's see how many come out of the closet. Bush WOULD do that kind of thing, but if he was wording it, it would read "those unclean unnatural godless heathens", not homosexuals.

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                              • TheFrog
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 4095

                                #16
                                whois the domain and youll see its way too fake

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                                • Cassie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 3139

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                  Obviously it's a joke.
                                  just look at the bottom of the site. silly kids
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                                  • WarChild
                                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 17263

                                    #18
                                    Just look for the missing .gov
                                    .

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                                    • V_RocKs
                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 32448

                                      #19
                                      I tried to join the military once, they said I was over weight and would have to slim down. At the time I was in the gym 5 days a week and thinking about becoming a fireman so I trained with their recruits. How is an extra 25 pounds of muscle considered over weight? I ultimately decided they were high to think I was going to lose 25 of muscle and became a computer programmer... Fucking bad idea...

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                                      • Titty Fucker
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 589

                                        #20
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