In this thread I tell a Michael Jackson joke:

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  • DarkJedi
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    In this thread I tell a Michael Jackson joke:

    What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?


    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.
  • FunForOne
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    • Nov 2003
    • 8704

    #2
    very clever

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    • Lycanthrope
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      • Jan 2004
      • 4517

      #3

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      • NickPapageorgio
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        • Apr 2004
        • 8323

        #4
        I was waiting for the "All little boys pants half off" joke. Clever all the same.

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        • Mr. Marks
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          • Jun 2001
          • 7517

          #5

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          • arial
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            • Jul 2002
            • 4012

            #6
            LOL

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              dual fat kids

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              • PostWhore
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                • Jan 2003
                • 4720

                #8
                I dunno what's funnies, the joke or thread title.
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                • Lykos
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 31027

                  #9
                  Lol,not bad

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                  • CS-Jay
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1794

                    #10
                    here's some more for ya, I got tons of them.
                    (I left the half off joke out of this list)

                    Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
                    A: They're both 45 year old pieces of meat between two 10 year old buns.

                    Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz2Men?
                    A: He thought it was a delivery service.

                    Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
                    A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

                    Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a baby with his latest wife?
                    A: He wanted a child of his own to rear.

                    Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
                    A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

                    Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
                    A: "And Then He Touched Me."

                    Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
                    A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

                    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
                    A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


                    Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
                    A: Michael Jackson's hand.

                    Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
                    A: "Get out of my son!"
                    I do stuff - aIm CS_Jay_D

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                    • pure energy
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 4274

                      #11
                      Good comparison!
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                      • webmaster x
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4400

                        #12
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                        • KDizzla
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 1795

                          #13
                          Good one!
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                          • reynold
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            Not bad!

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                            • Tania
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                              • Apr 2004
                              • 5393

                              #15
                              not bad at all very funny

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                              • KRosh
                                So Fucking Outlawed
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 5114

                                #16
                                Michael Jackson was spotted at K-Mart

                                he heard they had boys underwear half off


                                DId you hear about the song that michel jackson and elton john were going to do together ??

                                It's called - Don't let your son go down on me


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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                  What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

                                  Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.


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                                  • EviLGuY
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 12745

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CS-Jay
                                    here's some more for ya, I got tons of them.
                                    (I left the half off joke out of this list)

                                    Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
                                    A: They're both 45 year old pieces of meat between two 10 year old buns.

                                    Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz2Men?
                                    A: He thought it was a delivery service.

                                    Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
                                    A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

                                    Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a baby with his latest wife?
                                    A: He wanted a child of his own to rear.

                                    Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
                                    A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

                                    Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
                                    A: "And Then He Touched Me."

                                    Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
                                    A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

                                    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
                                    A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


                                    Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
                                    A: Michael Jackson's hand.

                                    Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
                                    A: "Get out of my son!"
                                    haha these are quality!

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