New Adidas Sneakers Equipped With 5 Mil / Sec Microprocesser (pic)

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  • KRL
    Entrepreneur
    • Oct 2002
    • 31429

    #1

    New Adidas Sneakers Equipped With 5 Mil / Sec Microprocesser (pic)

    What a clever idea.



    The latest Adidas shoe, called '1', is shown here in Portland, Ore., Thursday, May 6, 2004, during its' introduction at the company's U.S. headquarters. The shoe is equipped with a microprocessor capable of making five million calculations per second to adjust heel cushioning. It can turn firm for off-road, trail running and then soften up when it hits the pavement.



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  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2
    crazy shit

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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976

      #3
      Great my shoe crashed.

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      • Dirty F
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        • Jul 2001
        • 59204

        #4
        Retarded

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          and where are the "jetsons" cars we were promised in the fifties? damn it, they tease us with these fucking sneakers, but nooooooooooo flying cars


          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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          • Steve W
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 606

            #6
            .... $500?

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            • NickPapageorgio
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 8323

              #7
              Can I get my email on that shit...no wait...that's all I need is spam in meh shoes. Nevermind. Continue.

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              • X37375787

                #8
                Originally posted by Battuss
                Retarded

                Indeed. Useless innovation #2 for tonight.

                The shoe will cost $400 and will break within a month. Stupid fuckin gimmicks.

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                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34515

                  #9
                  That probably means you can't get on an international flight with those shoes on with clearing customs. Might be considered too powerful a CPU to allow its export

                  WG
                  I play with Google.

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                  • Jon
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 2578

                    #10
                    Screw the computer shoes.. I want FLYING CARS!!!
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                    • buddyjuf

                      #11
                      lolol

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                      • KRL
                        Entrepreneur
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 31429

                        #12
                        Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                        Great my shoe crashed.
                        If its powered by Microsofts Sneakers XP you might be right.


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                        • freeadultcontent
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                          #13
                          Adidas tech support how can I help you?

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                          • KRL
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 31429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WiredGuy
                            That probably means you can't get on an international flight with those shoes on with clearing customs. Might be considered too powerful a CPU to allow its export

                            WG
                            LOL, I bet they won't even let you on the plane if one of the baffoon security people sees those on your feet.

                            Worse they'll probably go to Code 3 thinking you've got a bomb wired in them.
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                            • KRL
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                              Adidas tech support how can I help you?


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                              • Jon
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                                • Jun 2002
                                • 2578

                                #16
                                Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                Adidas tech support how can I help you?
                                Sorry, APPLE makes our internal shoe batteries, so they only last for 18 months, and cannot be replaced. You'll have to buy a new one sir.
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                                • X37375787

                                  #17
                                  5 Mil calcs per sec = 5Mhz perhaps... that's soooo 1980.

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                                  • X37375787

                                    #18
                                    USB? IR port? 802.11g?

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                                    • KRL
                                      Entrepreneur
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 31429

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Equinox
                                      5 Mil calcs per sec = 5Mhz perhaps... that's soooo 1980.
                                      Most of the PC's in the space shuttle run on 1980's IBM equipment.
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                                      • VicMartin
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                                        • Jun 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                        Great my shoe crashed.
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                                        • KRL
                                          Entrepreneur
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 31429

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Equinox
                                          USB? IR port? 802.11g?
                                          Haha, if they were smart they should have put a microdrive in there and a wireless feature to load in your MP3's while you're jogging.
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                                          • NickPapageorgio
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                                            • Apr 2004
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by KRL
                                            Most of the PC's in the space shuttle run on 1980's IBM equipment.
                                            And then it's this great big mystery when one of em blows the fuck up...

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                                            • WiredGuy
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                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 34515

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KRL
                                              LOL, I bet they won't even let you on the plane if one of the baffoon security people sees those on your feet.

                                              Worse they'll probably go to Code 3 thinking you've got a bomb wired in them.
                                              LOL, worst part is I can really see this happening
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                                              • Jon
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                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 2578

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by KRL
                                                Most of the PC's in the space shuttle run on 1980's IBM equipment.
                                                That's why they crash and blow up.. Same with airliners.

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                                                • Blinky
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                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 268

                                                  #25
                                                  Do they still work when the batteries are flat ?

                                                  These really are useless.

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                                                  • X37375787

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KRL
                                                    Most of the PC's in the space shuttle run on 1980's IBM equipment.

                                                    I know, due to the components' resistivity to spacial interference.

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                                                    • Lonny
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 3539

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                      If its powered by Microsofts Sneakers XP you might be right.


                                                      Better yet if its powered by M$ will my face will light up with the blue screen of death while jogging down the street.

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                                                      • fiftyfingers
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 582

                                                        #28
                                                        Seems like a fad type of idea. Regular sneakers and Nike Air still work well. What happens if one shoe dies but the other goes strong, will it be all fucked up?
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                                                        • X37375787

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                                          Haha, if they were smart they should have put a microdrive in there and a wireless feature to load in your MP3's while you're jogging.

                                                          YES! I seen Burton jackets with built-in MP3 players before. They should flawlessly integrate...

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                                                          • X37375787

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by fiftyfingers
                                                            Seems like a fad type of idea. Regular sneakers and Nike Air still work well. What happens if one shoe dies but the other goes strong, will it be all fucked up?

                                                            You know... I went to a RUNNER's shoe store a few weeks ago... they carried ONE pair of pink "boing" Nike Shox in the whole store. I asked if it was a bad shoe for real runners -- the person told me that it wasn't a BAD shoe per se, but WAY overpriced and that they didn't want to screw their customers over. They just had the one female SHox there, because the demand was so high.

                                                            Same with this shoe, it will be mighty expensive and a big hype will exist. But true advantages to real runners? I think not.

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                                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 7517

                                                              #31
                                                              That's an awesome shoes! that probably worth
                                                              a fortune!

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                                                              • arial
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                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 4012

                                                                #32
                                                                I gotta get me some of those.

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                                                                • D-Money
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 9716

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                                  Great my shoe crashed.
                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                  • abyss_al
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 15605

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                    5 Mil calcs per sec = 5Mhz perhaps... that's soooo 1980.


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                                                                    • Lykos
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 31027

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Crazy stuff indeed

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                                                                      • Shoehorn!
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 22872

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                        and where are the "jetsons" cars we were promised in the fifties? damn it, they tease us with these fucking sneakers, but nooooooooooo flying cars
                                                                        Yeah, I want a flying car too. Although some company did investn one, but theres only like 3 of them in the world and they're over $1 million.

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                                                                        • tranza
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 57559

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Wow... That's just... wow....

                                                                          Nice...
                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                          • XxXotic
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                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                            • 8500

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                                            Great my shoe crashed.
                                                                            microsoft is working on the bugs still in microshoeXP

                                                                            expect a patch later this week
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                                                                            • Illicit
                                                                              wtf ?
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 11895

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Just another toy I gotta have
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I hope it's waterproof (the casing with the chip, that is).

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                                                                                • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  No wonder I can't jog a marathon!

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                                                                                  • Axeman
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                                                                                    • Feb 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    thats a kick ass idea.
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                                                                                    • psyko514
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                      Haha, if they were smart they should have put a microdrive in there and a wireless feature to load in your MP3's while you're jogging.
                                                                                      now there's an idea!

                                                                                      wanna float me a loan so i can start up a sneaker company?


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                                                                                      • hard2mpress
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        thats cool

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                                                                                        • foolio
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          thats a shitty idea

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                                                                                          • Pornwolf
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                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 22712

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                            That probably means you can't get on an international flight with those shoes on with clearing customs. Might be considered too powerful a CPU to allow its export

                                                                                            WG
                                                                                            Yep, you will be standing barefoot for at least 3 minutes before every flight.


                                                                                            Wait.. it's like that already.
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                                                                                            • Babagirls
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                                                              Great my shoe crashed.




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                                                                                              • Michaelious
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                                                                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                pity it looks crap then lol

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                                                                                                • EviLGuY
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 12745

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Kind of cool idea.. but those particular ones look like hell.

                                                                                                  I hear you have to change the batteries every 100 hrs too.

                                                                                                  *Running away from the cops..* Oh shit.. MY SHOES ARE OUT OF JUICE!

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                                                                                                  • pure energy
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I wonder what will they come up with next.
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