All time best Simpsons Quotes thread
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
- Homer
- Homer
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
- Homer
my alert keyword tracker 4.5 "lottery" just went off. how are you today sir?Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do -
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Homer -- "Thank's for nothin' light beer." While looking at stomach.
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Mr. Burns -- "Why are they booing me Smithers?"
Smithers -- "I don't think they are booing you sir, I think they are saying Boo-urns Boo-urns"
Mr. Burns -- "Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns"
Crowd -- "BOOO"
Old man -- "Well I was saying Boo-urns"
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"Homer wins most weight gained since high school, Homer how did you did it?"
Homer: "I started a meal between breakfast and brunch."
"Well brain I dont like you and you dont like me.. so let's make a deal"MagnusComment
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mmmm donuts.. is there anything they can't do?
"marge and the monorail" episode right after the monorail gets derailed by a gigantic donut sign#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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WHen the aliens come and run for president.
"But it's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us!"email: [email protected]Comment
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"Its just a little airborne, its still good, its still good!"Comment
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Woman executive
"You can take that to the bank...the money bank."Comment
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whoohoooo i'm rich, rich I tell you
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"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's" - One of the Twins
"It tastes like, burnnnnnning" - Ralphie
"I can't remember, looks like my supressitol is working fine!" - Millhouse
God, I love the Simpsons!
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"My Dad's always yelling that Whitey's keeping him down" -Bart..and I'm off.Comment
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I quits me fiddlin'
When I takes me RitalinComment
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Homer: "I have a refined palate."
Marge: "You don't even know what a palate is!"
Homer: "It's a time, in a boy's life..."
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"Doh!" - How did you not post this one?!
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Ralph is the best:
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"Comment
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I like that one
"butter your bacon boy"
"but my heart hurts" - bartComment
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Homer Quotes:
"Its pronounced nu-CU-lar"
"are you licking toads again?!" "No, SLUUUURP"
"Saxomofone!!"
*singing* "I am so SMART, I am so SMART, S-M-R-T....i mean S-M-A-R-T"
"Are you really the head of the quicky-mart?"
Yes
"Really?"
Yes
"You??"
Yes....thank you, come again
Bart & Lisa: "Dad! Dad! i dont mean to alarm you but there might be a boogie man or men in da house"
Homer: "AAAAARH BOOGIE MAN!"
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bart replaces the answering machine tape with an oldies tape that sings:
"hello motha.. hello fatha... here i am at... camp cronada"
after checking for new messages
homer yells up "marge, is lisa at camp cronada?"Comment
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Originally posted by QuaShe
whoohoooo i'm rich, rich I tell you
this cracked me up
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Originally posted by Tera
I like that one
"butter your bacon boy"
"but my heart hurts" - bart
Hahaha one of my favorites
And
"bacon up that sausage!"Comment
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That one was a classic!!!Originally posted by Spotter_03
"Are you really the head of the quicky-mart?"
Yes
"Really?"
Yes
"You??"
Yes....thank you, come again
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Squeaky voice kid when sideshow Bob has the nuke at the air show, and everyone is stampeding out...
"stamp your hands for re-entry."
kills me every time
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AmenOriginally posted by DarkJedi
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
- Homer
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Disco stu - Homer Simpson
I can touch the music - Lisa Simpson ( after drinking LSD water at duffland)
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Thats what I was trying to remember, I couldn't remember that part LOLOriginally posted by tbabe
Hahaha one of my favorites
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"bacon up that sausage!"
I love that!Comment
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Homer- "oh look they have the internet on computer now"Comment
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Homer:
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?"
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"Mmmm, free goo."Comment
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The best line ever is the one from when Homer is trying to gain weight in order to stay home and work -
"If it makes go clear - it's your hahahahahaha to weight gain"
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Motivation Speaker - "My watch has so many diamonds that the hands can't move. What kind of watch do you have?"
Homer - " I draw my watch in"Comment
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At the great chili cookoff:
Marge: "8 spices!? Hmmm...some of them must be doubles...Ore-gon-o?"
Homer: "Marge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy more fartsy!"
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Homer tries Ned's "Five Alarm Chili"
Homer: "Five alarm chili eh?"
Ned: "Uh huh"
Homer: *takes a bite* "One.....two.....hey what's the big idea!"
Ned: "Aww I admit it, it's only 2 alarm. 2 1/2 tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids"
Kids: "Daddy are you going to jail?"
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I am not a missionary i don't even believe in JEBUS.......SAAAAAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!!Comment
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FROM LAST SUNDAY:
" I can't judge a pig contest, I'm not a genius...
Or ARE I?"
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Homer, reading a country name off a globe, "You-are-gay, hehehe"
"To start press any-key, where's the any-key?"
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In the office we do a homer qoute of the day, so needless to say, we have lots of quotes to offer up.
"You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
"Trying is the first step towards failure"
"Larry Flint is right. You guys stink!"
"There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!"-Comic Book Collector Guy
Just to quote a few,
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Originally posted by SlickCash Brock
I am not a missionary i don't even believe in JEBUS.......SAAAAAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!!
JEBUS, I still say that!Comment
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Grampa: I'm Cold and scared.... I'm going inside
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classicOriginally posted by DarkJedi
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
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Worst movie ever! ---comic book collector guyComment
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"here's to alcohol... the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." --homerComment
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One of my favorites from Homer:
"I am so smart, I am so smart....S-M-R-T, I mean: S-M-A-R-T! "
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<--- I love that one, too.Originally posted by Purple Haze
One of my favorites from Homer:
"I am so smart, I am so smart....S-M-R-T, I mean: S-M-A-R-T! "
Purple Haze
That and Saxamaphone.. Saxamaphooone..
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To start, press any key.
"Aww... where's the ANY key? I see ESC, CATARL and PIGUP but no ANY key! Woo... all this computer hacking is making me thirsty! I think I'll order a Tab. Oop.. no time for that.. the computer's starting!"
"Your fingers are too fat to dial the number you've attempted. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash your palm against the dialpad now"
"Insteading of chewing gum, chew bacon! Instead of using bread, use poptarts!"
"I know! You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!"
"Hehe... did you go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical College too boy?"
"Kids, I'd like you to meet your granpa Murphy!"
"We already have 6 granpas!"
"He's a great jazz musician!"
"Aww... they all are"
"Ohh ohh... ya see the kids, they listen to the rap music... it gives them the braiiin damage. With the hipping and the hopping and the bipping and the bopping... And they don't know what the jazz... is all about! You see, jazz is like a Jell-O pudding pop.. No, wait... It's like the Kodak film... No, wait... It's like the New Coke... It'll be around forever... euhehehe..."
"You don't win friends with salad!"
"No bacon?" "No!" "No ham?" "No!" "No pork?" "Daaad... they all come from the same animal!" "Oh suuuure Lisa.. a magical, wonderful animal!"
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A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
"Embiggens? I'd never heard that word til I moved to Springfield"
"I don't why... It's a perfectly cromulent word!"
"Silly customer... you cannot hurt a Twinkie!"
"Moonpie... what a world to be living in!"
"Apu... gimme some of that new beer with candy floating in it. I think it's called Skittlebrau."
"Such a product does not exist. You must have dreamed it."
"Oh... well then give me a 6 pack and some Skittles!"
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"D'oh"Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Originally posted by KaLi
"Doh!" - How did you not post this one?!
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