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  • shermo
    • Aug 2026
    #1

    Tell your embarassing boner stories...

    What's the most embarassing boner you've ever had? Was it in your PE class while you were wearing sweat pants? How about when you were sitting next to you friend's girlfriend while she was wearing a tiny skirt?

    Let's hear em! I know we all have had some embarassing ones!
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    • EviLGuY
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 12745
      #2
      I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.

      Always a bright side!

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        • Johny Traffic
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          • Apr 2003
          • 5461
          #3
          I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.


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            • Roald
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              • May 2001
              • 27910
              #4
              Getting out of a jacuzzi with a boner and having people look at me like wtf?


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                • shermo
                  #5
                  Originally posted by QuaShe
                  Getting out of a jacuzzi with a boner and having people look at me like wtf?
                  Hahahah! I hope you weren't wearing speedos!

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                    • SleazyDream
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470
                      #6
                      gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave
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                        • Roald
                          SecretFriends.com
                          • May 2001
                          • 27910
                          #7
                          Originally posted by shermsshack
                          Hahahah! I hope you weren't wearing speedos!
                          haha no I hate those tight things


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                            • justfreemovies
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1150
                              #8
                              Originally posted by EviLGuY
                              I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.

                              Always a bright side!
                              whew im not the only one lol

                              but no actualy, got drunk and fell asleep on my parents couch once and somehow got partialy depands
                              had morning wood all night i guess while a strew of people made fun of me but i was too drunk to wake up lol
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                                • Roald
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                                  • May 2001
                                  • 27910
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                  gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave
                                  last time I checked it actually was so what happened?


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                                    • shermo
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave
                                      Apparently it is. No matter what biz thread I start (or anybody for that manner), nobody seems to give a shit. The only thing to get conversation started around here is to dumb it down a bit.

                                      Don't you know an experiment when you see one? I thought for sure that you would.

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                                        • boardersweetie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 1889
                                          #11
                                          I'm a girl, so I have no embarassing boner stories. The closest we get to boners is when our nipples get hard, and that's barely embarassing.

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                                            • Roald
                                              SecretFriends.com
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 27910
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                              I'm a girl, so I have no embarassing boner stories. The closest we get to boners is when our nipples get hard, and that's barely embarassing.
                                              agreed, thats more like a huge turn on for me



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                                                • abyss_al
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 15605
                                                  #13
                                                  i went camping with family and friends...fell asleep on the couch... woke up with pitched tent...while everyone's in the room having breakfast, and a few sitting next to me watching TV - it was pretty bad
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                                                    • boardersweetie
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 1889
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                      agreed, thats more like a huge turn on for me

                                                      thus why it's not really embarassing. some girls are prudes and freak out about it, but I'm a tease - so I love it that much more.
                                                      edit: and since I pierced my left nipple, it's always hard. I love it

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                                                        • Roald
                                                          SecretFriends.com
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 27910
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                          thus why it's not really embarassing. some girls are prudes and freak out about it, but I'm a tease - so I love it that much more.
                                                          edit: and since I pierced my left nipple, it's always hard. I love it
                                                          you cockteaser


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                                                            • boardersweetie
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 1889
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                              you cockteaser
                                                              you love it

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                                                                • zzgundamnzz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 6102
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Back when I was in high school in PE Class... there was this hot latina who was in front of me during stretches and exercises. She would always tease me. Thing is after stretches we would always run a lap. The last person who ran the lap had to run it again...


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                                                                    • Roald
                                                                      SecretFriends.com
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 27910
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                      you love it
                                                                      I know, glad there is nobody in the room otherwise I would have another embarising moment


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                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 1889
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                                          I know, glad there is nobody in the room otherwise I would have another embarising moment
                                                                          oooh! That's naughty!

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                                                                            • Mr. Marks
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 7517
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I once wear a pants that's so tight, it definitley
                                                                              define the features!

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                                                                                • Roald
                                                                                  SecretFriends.com
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 27910
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                  oooh! That's naughty!
                                                                                  want to look for a room?


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                                                                                    • boardersweetie
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 1889
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                                                      want to look for a room?
                                                                                      a room where? you need to icq me!!

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                                                                                        • Roald
                                                                                          SecretFriends.com
                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 27910
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                          a room where? you need to icq me!!


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                                                                                            • johnbosh
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                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 8965
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              in the swimming pool

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                                                                                                • boardersweetie
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 1889
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                                                                  ? I don't see any icq's popping up!!

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                                                                                                    • EviLGuY
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                      • 12745
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Lets drag this back on topic..

                                                                                                      One time my dog had a boner, and I was playing red rocket with him, and then...

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                                                                                                        • Trixie
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 1850
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                                                          Apparently it is. No matter what biz thread I start (or anybody for that manner), nobody seems to give a shit. The only thing to get conversation started around here is to dumb it down a bit.

                                                                                                          Don't you know an experiment when you see one? I thought for sure that you would.
                                                                                                          Experiment? I thought you were serious. I was going to masturbate to this thread. Foiled again.
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                                                                                                            • shermo
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Trixie
                                                                                                              Experiment? I thought you were serious. I was going to masturbate to this thread. Foiled again.
                                                                                                              That's what video conferencing is for... I'm down to watch you masturbate.

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