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  • Evelyn
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 584
    #51
    Originally posted by abyss_al
    how do i approach her to take pix?

    i dont want to scare her - she cleans good.. she will be coming over 2-3 times a week
    Tell her your mom wants to see a picture of the woman responsible for cleaning up after her little boy. Say your mom is just wierd like that. Then ask if you can get a quick snapshot to email your mom. If she seems a little hesitant, tell her you'll give her 20$.
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      • chAos
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 1348
        #52
        smack that ass and have her call you daddy ... LOL
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          • StuartD
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            • Jul 2002
            • 29903
            #53
            Worked out for this guy

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              • xxxdesign-net
                My hips don't lie
                • Nov 2002
                • 10129
                #54
                Originally posted by abyss_al
                how do i approach her to take pix?

                i dont want to scare her - she cleans good.. she will be coming over 2-3 times a week
                just ask her if you can test your new camera on her...

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                  • abyss_al
                    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 15605
                    #55
                    Originally posted by Evelyn
                    Shit! I didn't even think of that! We are both in SoCal.
                    Hey her name isn't Katy or Katalina is it? Is she hungarian?
                    She has a noticiable freckle under her left eye and has red-brown hair and dark eyes.
                    no....it's not her - she's mexican... i dont think i'm gonna do anything...she left, but she'll be back tomorrow...i'll take a picture of her then... i gave her too much shit to do today, she couldnt finish it, she still has the hahahahahahas, floors, and dusting to do
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                      • maxdaname
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 5193
                        #56
                        As soon as she comes tomorrow, throw her to the ground and fuck her brains out, condomless of course!

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                          • Raf1
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 12117
                            #57
                            fuck her, be brave man
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                              • reynold
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271
                                #58
                                I'd say hit it but where's the pics?

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                                  • crockett
                                    in a van by the river
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 76818
                                    #59
                                    does she wear one of those little maid outfits? Black with the little white ruffles?
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                                      • abyss_al
                                        **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 15605
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                        does she wear one of those little maid outfits? Black with the little white ruffles?
                                        she was wearing sweats, and a plain wife beater type top - no bra
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                                          • VeriSexy
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 25463
                                            #61
                                            Sounds like she's in heat Just give it to her
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                                              • JDog
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                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 7453
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                she was wearing sweats, and a plain wife beater type top - no bra
                                                Damn, sounds sexy!

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                                                  • crockett
                                                    in a van by the river
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 76818
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                    she was wearing sweats, and a plain wife beater type top - no bra
                                                    sounds good but I think you need to require her to wear a little maid outfit.. and drop a lot of stuff on the floor.. just my suggestion..

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                                                      • abyss_al
                                                        **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 15605
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                                        sounds good but I think you need to require her to wear a little maid outfit.. and drop a lot of stuff on the floor.. just my suggestion..

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                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                            WW4L
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 10581
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by Holly
                                                            You've probably confused her "I want to jab an ice pick into your jugular" look, with her "I want to fuck you" look. It's an honest mistake. A lot of the men I'm around do the same thing to me.

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                                                              • Ross
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                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 18874
                                                                #66
                                                                Lemme see some pics.

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                                                                  • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 9492
                                                                    #67
                                                                    this thread needs pics

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                                                                      • Nembrionic
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 2424
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Worst case scenario? You'd have to look for a new maid....

                                                                        So hit it!

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                                                                          • synergysex
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                            • 461
                                                                            #69
                                                                            She wants to fuck you and the only thing you can think to do is come here and post requesting our advice?
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                                                                              • StuartD
                                                                                Sofa King Band
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 29903
                                                                                #70
                                                                                She cleans stuff.

                                                                                Just tell her you need your knob polished.
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                                                                                  • maxdaname
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 5193
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                                                                    Worst case scenario? You'd have to look for a new maid....

                                                                                    So hit it!
                                                                                    Weeerd!

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                                                                                      • jimmyf
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                                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                                        • 12651
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by Wilber
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                                                                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 24433
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            you can't even take her picture and you considering "hitting it"?
                                                                                            how are you gonna do that is beyond me.


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                                                                                              • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 11913
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                                i recently changed maids, her first time here..
                                                                                                what should i do?
                                                                                                hit it? - she's not bad
                                                                                                she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra
                                                                                                the answer is always "hit it" if you have a penis. the only real question to be asked is "should i tell anyone about it, or just keep it to myself"

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                                                                                                  • reynold
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 51271
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Still no pics?

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                                                                                                      • KRL
                                                                                                        Entrepreneur
                                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                                        • 31429
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        I had this one cutie pie from Columbia. She always started flirting with me as soon as my wife would go shopping and I was alone at home with her. But I never did hit it, even though it was tempting. Can't believe how damn faithful I was.
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                                                                                                          • abyss_al
                                                                                                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                            • 15605
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                            I had this one cutie pie from Columbia. She always started flirting with me as soon as my wife would go shopping and I was alone at home with her. But I never did hit it, even though it was tempting. Can't believe how damn faithful I was.
                                                                                                            it's different when ur married... you really cant do that shit...but i'm not married
                                                                                                            EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                                                                                                              • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                • 41470
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                                                                how unprofessional! how sleazy! how awesome!
                                                                                                                i may show my tits but i DO NOT DO W I N D O W S
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                                                                                                                  • silent moan
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                    • 1908
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    oh! you've got a naughty maid! good for you!

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                                                                                                                      • Illicit
                                                                                                                        wtf ?
                                                                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                        • 11895
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        hit it, and be sure to get it on film
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                                                                                                                          • Kard63
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                            • 8944
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            PICS

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                                                                                                                              • abyss_al
                                                                                                                                **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                • 15605
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                i may show my tits but i DO NOT DO W I N D O W S
                                                                                                                                EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                                                                                                                                  • Bigdogg
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                    • 890
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                                                                    i recently changed maids, her first time here..
                                                                                                                                    what should i do?
                                                                                                                                    hit it? - she's not bad
                                                                                                                                    she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

                                                                                                                                    My maid (errrrr my wife) walk around in her underwear too sometimes..
                                                                                                                                    FTP

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                                                                                                                                      • newsdude
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 1969
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        So, have you hit her yet?
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                                                                                                                                          • Rictor
                                                                                                                                            Old Timer
                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                            • 12208
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            I clicked on this thread and still no pics?!

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                                                                                                                                              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 5162
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                just hit it dude...

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                                                                                                                                                  • jwerd
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 1953
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Hit it already
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                                                                                                                                                      • psyko514
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                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                        • 22366
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        has it been hit yet?

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                                                                                                                                                          • abyss_al
                                                                                                                                                            **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                            • 15605
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            will try to shoot some pix in the morning when she returns tomorrow
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                                                                                                                                                              • Abyss_Vee
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                • 5208
                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                dont hit it yet.. im gonna come over and hit it first

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                                                                                                                                                                  • abyss_al
                                                                                                                                                                    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                    • 15605
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
                                                                                                                                                                    dont hit it yet.. im gonna come over and hit it first
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                                                                                                                                                                      • juanito
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                        • 289
                                                                                                                                                                        #92
                                                                                                                                                                        where's the pic?
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                            • 7517
                                                                                                                                                                            #93
                                                                                                                                                                            Then do her all night till she begs you to stop.

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nembrionic
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                • 2424
                                                                                                                                                                                #94
                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                                                                                                                                Weeerd!

                                                                                                                                                                                Why? Isn't the this general rule?

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jill_J
                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 3599
                                                                                                                                                                                    #95
                                                                                                                                                                                    hit her

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nylz
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 8285
                                                                                                                                                                                        #96
                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                                                                                                                                        Give her a shot of tequilla, show her your tubesteak and see if she feels like going for a ride on the bologna pony!
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • macker
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 2161
                                                                                                                                                                                            #97
                                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                                                                                                                            i recently changed maids, her first time here..
                                                                                                                                                                                            what should i do?
                                                                                                                                                                                            hit it? - she's not bad
                                                                                                                                                                                            she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 39861
                                                                                                                                                                                                #98


                                                                                                                                                                                                she cleans my house - no fun

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 17693
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                                                                                                                    hit and fire her

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