An amusing tale... and why I'm going to quit smoking....

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  • angeleyes
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    • Feb 2003
    • 3584
    #1

    An amusing tale... and why I'm going to quit smoking....

    Lastnight I was tossing stuff around in my bathroom trying to start packing for Atlanta and I flicked my smoke in the commode (or so I thought.... it had landed on the seat)... 2 minutes later, I drop my "draws" to take a piss and I feel a stinging sensation... I figured a spider bit me, and then I started seeing smoke... My ass was on fire. I have a small second degree burn on my left ass cheek now.
    Last edited by angeleyes; 05-05-2004, 12:11 PM.
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    • Ice
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      • Nov 2002
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      #2
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        • DreamCumTrue
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          • Nov 2003
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          #3
          damn!!! are you alright? you serious about quitting?

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            • bcooter
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              • Jan 2004
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                • fiftyfingers
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                  • Apr 2004
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                  #5
                  haha! You started your ass on fire? That's more than a good enough reason to stop smoking.
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                    • JDog
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                      • Feb 2003
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                      #6
                      Hmmm, that would probably make me stop smoking. But I'll continue until that happens to me!

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                        • TheFrog
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                          • Jan 2004
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by angeleyes
                          Lastnight I was tossing stuff around in my bathroom trying to start packing for Atlanta and I flicked my smoke in the commode (or so I thought.... it had landed on the seat)... 2 minutes later, I drop my "draws" to take a piss and I feel a stinging sensation... I figured a spider bit me, and then I started seeing smoke... My ass was on fire. I have a small second degree burn on my left ass cheek now.
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                            • Tala
                              Fucked if I know
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368
                              #8
                              That shouldn't be as funny as it is....

                              I'm sorry, hon, I know that's gotta hurt.

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                                • Bryan Havoc
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                                  • Aug 2002
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                                  #9
                                  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

                                  I know I should just turn the other cheek and tell you to feel better... but that was funny.
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                                    • DR_PHIL
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                                      • Oct 2002
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                                      #10
                                      lool

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                                        • jm_247live
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                                          • Feb 2004
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                                          #11
                                          hope your ok I'm sure all the partying in atlanta will help ease the pain...lol

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                                            • bufferover
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                                              • Jan 2004
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                                              #12
                                              lol that's realy funny

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                                                • Katlicious72
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                                                  #13
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                                                    • xdcdave
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      Now at least you'll watch where you sit.

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                                                        • AbulletAway
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                          Lastnight I was tossing stuff around in my bathroom trying to start packing for Atlanta and I flicked my smoke in the commode (or so I thought.... it had landed on the seat)... 2 minutes later, I drop my "draws" to take a piss and I feel a stinging sensation... I figured a spider bit me, and then I started seeing smoke... My ass was on fire. I have a small second degree burn on my left ass cheek now.

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                                                            • EviLGuY
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 12745
                                                              #16
                                                              rofl.. well if it makes you actually quit then it's worth the pain right?

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                                                                • angeleyes
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 3584
                                                                  #17
                                                                  It is 11:15pm and I'm at the office and let me tell you...........................sitting on a 2nd degree burn does NOT feel good......... whaaaaa, whine, cry..........



                                                                  ok, I feel better........... drink up.
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                                                                    • TheLegacy
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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • PiksalDesign
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                          #19


                                                                          You made my night tonight.

                                                                          Thank you so much.

                                                                          Hope your ass feels better.
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                                                                            • angeleyes
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 3584
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by TheLegacy


                                                                              I'm a good sport when it comes to making fun of myself.... I love that pic and it fits!
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                                                                                • Illicit
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                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 11895
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  ohhhhhhhhh thats gotta suck ! pics ?
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                                                                                    • KRL
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                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 31429
                                                                                      #22


                                                                                      You're a beautiful girl. How in the world can you put that poison crap into your body?????

                                                                                      Fuck, doesn't anyone read what cigs do to you?

                                                                                      Might as well stick your mouth on the tailpipe of your car everyday too.




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                                                                                        • angeleyes
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by KRL


                                                                                          You're a beautiful girl. How in the world can you put that poison crap into your body?????

                                                                                          Fuck, doesn't anyone read what cigs do to you?

                                                                                          Might as well stick your mouth on the tailpipe of your car everyday too.




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                                                                                          With all due respect, do you think smokers actually light up a cig and think it's doing any good to their body? Pics of lungs, etc is not going to stop anyone.


                                                                                          I'm sure I would look younger if I had never started in the first place, but that is all " I wish I had " crap, not what I can do now.
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                                                                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                • Sly_RJ
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                                                                                                  Ahaha... sweet, now I have great ammo for this weekend!
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                                                                                                    • Napolean
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 4330
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      want someone to kiss it and make it better?
                                                                                                      HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                                                                        • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          that's funny - i hope you're ok?
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                                                                                                            • newsdude
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                              Wow! That will definitely stop you from smoking again for some time! I hope you're ok though.
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                                                                                                                • silent moan
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  you must stop smoking right away

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                                                                                                                    • newsdude
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      What a way to realize you have to stop smoking!
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                                                                                                                        • Tania
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          me i guit smoking 'a wek ago cuse i have problems wit hart 'a wek ago i had 'a small infarct so i dont smok at all and you have to guit smoking i's not good at all smok

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