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  • Oh Sheila
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 1404

    #1

    $25.00 Contest - Ask a GFY n00b ANYTHING!

    Think low post counts equate to little experience, or industry knowledge? Do you ignore GFY n00bs because they haven't reached elite post count levels?

    I challenge all GFY'ers to ask me anything for the next 4 hours, if I can't answer something I will pay you $25 via paypal at midnight TONIGHT!

    Bring it on.
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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #2
    whats my last name


    WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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    • nathan_f
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 3983

      #3
      when will sobe stfu?

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      • Elli
        Reach for those stars!
        • Apr 2003
        • 17991

        #4
        How much money have you made off adult business in the last three years, and do you declare it all on your taxes?
        email: [email protected]

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          why do women use me for sex?

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          • Oh Sheila
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 1404

            #6
            Originally posted by MrIzzz
            whats my last name
            Duh! Obviously your last name is Izzz
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            • Oracle Porn
              Affiliate
              • Oct 2002
              • 24433

              #7
              how to send pre qualified traffic to a sponsor's paysite?


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              • Dirty F
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Why aint i less handsome and more rich?

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                • cypocrypt
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 1851

                  #9
                  how high is up?

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Does the pope shit in the woods?

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                    • Oh Sheila
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1404

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nathan_f
                      when will sobe stfu?
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                      • Vitasoy
                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 58202

                        #12
                        A/S/L?


                        [email protected]

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                        • Elli
                          Reach for those stars!
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 17991

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Oh Sheila

                          ask me anything for the next 4 hours, if I can't answer something I will pay you $25
                          I did. Please answer me before midnight.

                          My crystal ball says if you are a man (woman?) of your word, you will be at least a few hundred dollars poorer in the morning.
                          email: [email protected]

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                          • Dirty F
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 59204

                            #14
                            Why do people even when they know they are wrong still act as if theyre right.

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                            • Oh Sheila
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1404

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Elli
                              How much money have you made off adult business in the last three years, and do you declare it all on your taxes?
                              To avoid self incrimination, (big brother is always watching), I will only say that over the last 3 years I have made more than $60,000 but less than $600,000.

                              And yes, I declare ALL my income on my taxes
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                              • Elli
                                Reach for those stars!
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 17991

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Battuss
                                Why do people even when they know they are wrong still act as if theyre right.
                                Dude, I do that all the time, and I don't even know why!
                                email: [email protected]

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                                • Elli
                                  Reach for those stars!
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17991

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Oh Sheila
                                  To avoid self incrimination, (big brother is always watching), I will only say that over the last 3 years I have made more than $60,000 but less than $600,000.

                                  And yes, I declare ALL my income on my taxes
                                  If you declare it all, why can't you be more specific in the amount stated? Say, net figure. Is it between 40,000$ and 100,000$ for the sum of the last three years?
                                  email: [email protected]

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                                  • Dirty F
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 59204

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                    Dude, I do that all the time, and I don't even know why!
                                    Dont dude me.

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                                    • Oh Sheila
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 1404

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                      why do women use me for sex?
                                      Because you are a sexy bitch!!!!!!

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                                      • Elli
                                        Reach for those stars!
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 17991

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Battuss
                                        Dont dude me.
                                        Pardon me. I didn't mean to dude you without permission. *curtsey*
                                        email: [email protected]

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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923

                                          #21
                                          In what spa does juicy wax his back?


                                          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                          • Oh Sheila
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 1404

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                            how to send pre qualified traffic to a sponsor's paysite?
                                            Pre qualify it before you send
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                                            • Tofu
                                              The Video Specialist
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 5615

                                              #23
                                              is that 'ready for the world' in your sig?
                                              tofu916 video services - tofu916.com
                                              twitter: tofu916 | skype: tofu916 | tel: 916-672-TOFU | e: tofu # tofu916.com

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                                              • EddiePulp
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 1332

                                                #24
                                                If a man farts in a forrest and no where is there to hear it, will a tree fall ?
                                                I dont need a sig.

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                                                • Oh Sheila
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 1404

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Battuss
                                                  Why aint i less handsome and more rich?
                                                  Probably because you use words like aint, that kinda talk aint gonna get you nowhere
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                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 1404

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by cypocrypt
                                                    how high is up?
                                                    up isn't measured by distance.
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                                                    • Oh Sheila
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 1404

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by spunky1
                                                      Does the pope shit in the woods?
                                                      Yes, but he has other people to pick it up.
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                                                      • freeadultcontent
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 9976

                                                        #28
                                                        What was the first domain name I registered.

                                                        Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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                                                        • Oh Sheila
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 1404

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                          A/S/L?
                                                          Age/Sex/Location
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                                                          • Dirty F
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 59204

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Oh Sheila
                                                            Probably because you use words like aint, that kinda talk aint gonna get you nowhere
                                                            Excuse my english. I rarely use the word aint but in this sentence it seemed the best solution.

                                                            2nd question, how should i have it asked then? Give me the correct sentence.

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                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 1404

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Elli
                                                              (woman?)
                                                              yes. next question.
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                                                              • Oh Sheila
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 1404

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                Excuse my english. I rarely use the word aint but in this sentence it seemed the best solution.

                                                                2nd question, how should i have it asked then? Give me the correct sentence.
                                                                Why am I not less handsome and more rich?
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                                                                • onno
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 732

                                                                  #33
                                                                  easy
                                                                  A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?

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                                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1404

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                    Why do people even when they know they are wrong still act as if theyre right.
                                                                    Because they would rather be right than happy
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                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 59204

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Oh Sheila
                                                                      Why am I not less handsome and more rich?
                                                                      Hmm...ok.

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                                                                      • Dirty F
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 59204

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Oh Sheila
                                                                        Age/Sex/Location
                                                                        Ahahaha

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                                                                        • Oh Sheila
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 1404

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Elli
                                                                          Is it between 40,000$ and 100,000$ for the sum of the last three years?
                                                                          no.
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                                                                          • Oh Sheila
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                            • 1404

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                            In what spa does juicy wax his back?
                                                                            No spa, he has his girls wax it for him.

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                                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 1404

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                                                              is that 'ready for the world' in your sig?
                                                                              You bet! That's been my theme song ever since I was a kid
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                                                                              • Oh Sheila
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                • 1404

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by EddiePulp
                                                                                If a man farts in a forrest and no where is there to hear it, will a tree fall ?


                                                                                nope, but thanks for the laugh
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                                                                                • n3in
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 1377

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  how can i make the *bling* like you?
                                                                                  My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page

                                                                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

                                                                                  You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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                                                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                    • 1404

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by n3in
                                                                                    how can i make the *bling* like you?
                                                                                    Only spend 1/2 of what you make
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                                                                                    • FunForOne
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 8704

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      1) Explain the Pythagorean theorem and give an example where the knowledge is used to solve a problem in an everyday situation.

                                                                                      2) Explain the concept of marginal thinking and give an example of something created in the business world based on the concept.

                                                                                      3) In the month of May, you have budgeted $700 to spend on a specific advertising stream. You decided that each weekend day,(Saturday and Sunday), you want to spend twice as much as each weekday. How much do you budget each weekday and thus each weekend day?

                                                                                      4) A baseball team has nine starting players batting. In what situation can they all finish a game and all nine have the same batting averages they had before the game started.

                                                                                      That?s $100 bucks! Send it to a charity of your choice!
                                                                                      Knock yourself out. Pretty easy,
                                                                                      My old high school MENSA exam

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                                                                                      • Illicit
                                                                                        wtf ?
                                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                                        • 11895

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        great thread !

                                                                                        How long till you run out of money for paying up ? or will you risk your gfy rep and fuck everyone over ?
                                                                                        Insert Sig Here

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                                                                                        • fiftyfingers
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 582

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Why do you only hear about Google Adwords and Overture when talking PPC? What ever happened to findwhat and kanoodle?
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                                                                                          • EviLGuY
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 12745

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Who's going to win the Stanley Cup? Should I keep or sell my Yahoo shares?

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                                                                                            • Oh Sheila
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 1404

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by FunForOne
                                                                                              1) Explain the Pythagorean theorem and give an example where the knowledge is used to solve a problem in an everyday situation.
                                                                                              Let's build up squares on the sides of a right triangle. Pythagoras' Theorem then claims that the sum of (the areas of) two small squares equals (the area of) the large one.

                                                                                              In algebraic terms, a2 + b2 = c2 where c is the hypotenuse while a and b are the sides of the triangle.

                                                                                              Problems in oriental tile designs can be solved using this theorm.




                                                                                              2) Explain the concept of marginal thinking and give an example of something created in the business world based on the concept.

                                                                                              The concept of marginal thinking is a persons earnings usually increase with age, what are some reasons that people generally choose to go on to college when they are younger instead of waiting.

                                                                                              Dairy farms were created from this concept.



                                                                                              3) In the month of May, you have budgeted $700 to spend on a specific advertising stream. You decided that each weekend day,(Saturday and Sunday), you want to spend twice as much as each weekday. How much do you budget each weekday and thus each weekend day?

                                                                                              I would spend all $700 on a 2 week banner spot here on GFY.



                                                                                              4) A baseball team has nine starting players batting. In what situation can they all finish a game and all nine have the same batting averages they had before the game started.
                                                                                              In a very long game that doesn't conclude until all players finish the game and all nine have the same batting averages they had before the game started.
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                                                                                              • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                                • 1404

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by ajpiii
                                                                                                great thread !

                                                                                                How long till you run out of money for paying up ? or will you risk your gfy rep and fuck everyone over ?
                                                                                                1. I won't run out of money, this is a game I can't lose

                                                                                                2. what rep, I'm brand new!
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                                                                                                • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 1404

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by fiftyfingers
                                                                                                  Why do you only hear about Google Adwords and Overture when talking PPC? What ever happened to findwhat and kanoodle?
                                                                                                  Because Overture & Adwords are both PPCs, it would only make sense to talk about them in that context.

                                                                                                  They're still around, just not as popular anymore.
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                                                                                                  • PiksalDesign
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 1632

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Are this any good?

                                                                                                    http://piksaldesign.com/dcflash/dc1.html
                                                                                                    http://piksaldesign.com/dcflash/dc3.html
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