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I Just Started Taking Steroids...

01-24-2005, 03:49 PM

So I can go back and beat up everyone that tormented me as a kid! Your time is coming Billy Vance and Butch Hogan! I'm going to whoop you like you stole something! Roid rage is coming for you!!!

Anyone know where I can get some steroids?
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01-24-2005, 03:50 PM

steroids make your dick limp
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01-24-2005, 03:51 PM

Good luck with that.

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01-24-2005, 03:52 PM

roids turn your nuts into peas. makes it no fun for when your teabagging them after.

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01-24-2005, 03:52 PM

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01-24-2005, 03:53 PM

do you even work out, if so how long

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01-24-2005, 03:54 PM

Steroids are fine if used in moderation.

Just be careful what kids you use and who you buy off.

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01-24-2005, 03:57 PM

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do you even work out, if so how long

I've never touched a weight in my entire life!!! I don't even know where to begin!
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01-24-2005, 03:58 PM

search on google.....

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01-24-2005, 04:04 PM

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Steroids are fine if used in moderation.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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01-24-2005, 04:05 PM

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roids turn your nuts into peas. makes it no fun for when your teabagging them after.

Not true. I'm not saying it can't happen to some people, but I was married to someone who took *plenty* of steroids and he definitely didn't have a small pecker. Depending on where he was in a cycle and what he was taking, sometimes it didn't stay hard as long, but if steroids shriveled your twig or berries up, he would have looked like a little girl.

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01-24-2005, 04:12 PM

the only weight lifting exercise i need is when i gotta take a piss

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01-24-2005, 04:13 PM

go for 50mg anavar ed, run with dbol if you want. or just to anavar + Creatine Ethyl Ester HCL not creatine monohydrate.. that shit bloats to much... you'l have solid gains and retain 80-90% of it after cycle.. if its your first cycle.

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01-24-2005, 04:14 PM

Im going to probably do my first cycle this summer. Test E as the base @ 500mg/wk for 12 weeks, HCG for the balls, Propecia for the hair, Clomid and Nolva for PCT. I cant wait, but the food bill (4500-5000 calories per day) is going to be a shocker.
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01-24-2005, 04:15 PM

Goodluck with your sweet revenge.
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01-24-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by FredIsMe

Im going to probably do my first cycle this summer. Test E as the base @ 500mg/wk for 12 weeks, HCG for the balls, Propecia for the hair, Clomid and Nolva for PCT. I cant wait, but the food bill (4500-5000 calories per day) is going to be a shocker.

not bad first cycle, they always say test should be your first cycle. i was debating var vs sust but opted for var more expensive but leaner gains. did a 10 week cycle @ 50mg ed with Nolva for a pct. ... 5k cals a day your bulking like crazy.

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01-24-2005, 04:19 PM

ummm dont take roids if you've never touched a weight in your life.

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01-24-2005, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

ummm dont take roids if you've never touched a weight in your life.

newb gains + steroid gains = funny looks in the gym from long lasting members and hello strech marks.

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01-24-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Spudstr

not bad first cycle, they always say test should be your first cycle. i was debating var vs sust but opted for var more expensive but leaner gains. did a 10 week cycle @ 50mg ed with Nolva for a pct. ... 5k cals a day your bulking like crazy.

I would like to use Var and EQ cause they are easier on the hairline, but it's too damn pricey for what you get. I'm doing test alone so I can determine the effects, and then move onto bigger cycles. I'm 6'4" and 195lbs and 7% BF. I want to get over 200lbs before doing the cycle and lean. I hope to get around 25-30lbs with this cycle so I'll need a lot of calories to make sure I can do it. I also have 40kgs of natural whey protein that should last me from now till a month after the cycle, obviously using ALOT more protein during/after cycle.

What were your gains?
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01-24-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Spudstr

newb gains + steroid gains = funny looks in the gym from long lasting members and hello strech marks.

seeing rediculous newbies go to the gym doing db curls, then leg press, then bench, then rows is hilarious.

fuck the long lasting members, you'll be bigger in a month then they have gotten in 2 years. Stretch marks show you how much you've grown.

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01-24-2005, 04:27 PM

i was 5'8 and 165-170ish, after cycle almost 190. my bf is up around 13%.. i've gotten fat. since the flu and bullshit car accident i'm down to 180's now. all in all i'm happy with the results i still have. this was just on a var 50mg ed only cycle. I wanted to hit 200 but couldn't do it. however i did make it into the 300+ max bench club though. and i started benching around 225 before cycle.

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01-24-2005, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by FredIsMe

seeing rediculous newbies go to the gym doing db curls, then leg press, then bench, then rows is hilarious.

fuck the long lasting members, you'll be bigger in a month then they have gotten in 2 years. Stretch marks show you how much you've grown.

yeah but a normal growth rate wont put on strech marks as bad as you can get. mine got pretty bad just from my first cycle and i've been lifting for couple years. co-co butter became my friend.. its bad when the marks tear and turn into scabs.. and then putting deoderent on.. shit just cakes in like plaster with the tissue/scab.

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01-24-2005, 04:29 PM

if you guys want a great forum for steroid information, http://www.elitefitness.com/forum

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01-24-2005, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Spudstr

i was 5'8 and 165-170ish, after cycle almost 190. my bf is up around 13%.. i've gotten fat. since the flu and bullshit car accident i'm down to 180's now. all in all i'm happy with the results i still have. this was just on a var 50mg ed only cycle. I wanted to hit 200 but couldn't do it. however i did make it into the 300+ max bench club though. and i started benching around 225 before cycle.

yea i'm going to TRY and stay away from fastfood, cause the fat can just pack on in such short time. I was in a car accident to and had to do physio and lost a lot of weight/strength, so rather than spending a few years getting it back I'm just going to cycle. A buddy of mine went from 175lbs to 300 in 2 years of constant cycling. Needless to say he's a crazy fuck as he is bigger than anyone I've ever personally seen.
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01-24-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Spudstr

if you guys want a great forum for steroid information, http://www.elitefitness.com/forum

I prefer the forum I go to ;) but thanks for the offer
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01-24-2005, 04:31 PM

my chiro and doctor said no gym for couple weeks after i was in a car that flip'd 6 times off /down a hill. then the flu for 3 weeks.. man life sucked then

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01-24-2005, 04:33 PM

heh, np which one do you goto? EF is huge and has alot of information in their AS forusm. I know couple others but i'm not on them much

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01-24-2005, 04:36 PM

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my chiro and doctor said no gym for couple weeks after i was in a car that flip'd 6 times off /down a hill. then the flu for 3 weeks.. man life sucked then

Fak that's a hell of an accident. I was a passenger and was going 100km/h and some paki clips the back of the car, did a few 360's and came to an instant stop when we slammed into a pole. My back got tweaked and was in physio for 6 weeks.

I liked the accident, cause it allowed me to understand that there is more to life than doing the social norm (ie not doing steroids cause it's "wrong" or not participating in the adult industry cause it's "wrong").
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01-24-2005, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Spudstr

heh, np which one do you goto? EF is huge and has alot of information in their AS forusm. I know couple others but i'm not on them much

You wouldnt want it. its a canadian forum.
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01-24-2005, 04:41 PM

i don't know, check your spam box
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01-24-2005, 04:42 PM

i would like to take steroids but i have a nice package and dont wanna damage it....
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01-24-2005, 04:45 PM

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i would like to take steroids but i have a nice package and dont wanna damage it....

? your dick is tissue NOT muscle. steroids do nothing to your dick. Your balls is another manner. Since your body has taken a large amount of new test your balls dont produce as much and shrink (simple terms). Your balls, if given the appropriate time to recoup will go back to normal. If you don't want your balls to shrink at all than that's where HCG comes in
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01-24-2005, 04:45 PM

Lr3-IGF/1 30mcg daily
rHGH 2IU twice a day, AM and PM
Oxandrolone (anavar) 45mg daily

when on cycle, 2g of test a week, usually Cyp but sometimes Sustanon.

keep the prerequisite ancillaries on hand for doing your PCT; clomid, nolvadex, HCG, etc..

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01-24-2005, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by chupacabra

Lr3-IGF/1 30mcg daily
rHGH 2IU twice a day, AM and PM
Oxandrolone (anavar) 45mg daily

when on cycle, 2g of test a week, usually Cyp but sometimes Sustanon.

keep the prerequisite ancillaries on hand for doing your PCT; clomid, nolvadex, HCG, etc..

better living through science..!

You must be fuckin' joking. 2g a week? How many cycles have you done where you can only get results from 2g of test a week?
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01-24-2005, 04:49 PM

is the creator of the thread serious about doin roids without working out or was he just looking to start a debate?

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01-24-2005, 04:50 PM

Good luck with that, i have never touched steroids in my life. I was a student/athlete in school, so i stayed away from that stuff.
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01-24-2005, 04:51 PM

screw that go play MLB and make some big money
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01-24-2005, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by FredIsMe

You must be fuckin' joking. 2g a week? How many cycles have you done where you can only get results from 2g of test a week?

i've done well over 20 cycles, my receptors are probably not in their best shape at this point. i like the IGF/HGH combo better these days anyways compared to straight tests, and much easier to stay on year round..

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01-24-2005, 04:52 PM

ya I know where you can get them, but I doubt you would actually want to pay for them.

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01-24-2005, 04:53 PM

Ohhhh big buff dudes with small pee pee's...such a turn on! LOL

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01-24-2005, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by chupacabra

i've done well over 20 cycles, my receptors are probably not in their best shape at this point. i like the IGF/HGH combo better these days anyways compared to straight tests, and much easier to stay on year round..

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01-24-2005, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by Bigwilly

is the creator of the thread serious about doin roids without working out or was he just looking to start a debate?

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01-24-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by sherie

Ohhhh big buff dudes with small pee pee's...such a turn on! LOL

lol. small pee pee's? shows how ignorant you are. my personal reason for wanting to be big is because I want to be able to help out when there is need. How often is someone going to ask for calculus assistance, or biochemical assistance in the real world? When someone needs a fridge moved, or help moving a car I want to be capable of doing so. And being big isn't that easy, it's harder than being a fat slob like 1/3 of the American population.
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01-24-2005, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by venus

ya I know where you can get them, but I doubt you would actually want to pay for them.

it is pricey. the cycle I posted is $650CDN plus $10 shipping and handling.
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01-24-2005, 05:02 PM

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it is pricey. the cycle I posted is $650CDN plus $10 shipping and handling.

I wipe my ass with $100 American.
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01-24-2005, 05:02 PM

you can take all the steriods in the world if your not willing to workout and eat very hard . It will do nothing, its a tool not a magic pill.
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01-24-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by FredIsMe

post a body shot.

lol, not here on GFY friend.. i'm not massive or anything regardless, i just like to stay as shredded as i can, IGF seems the magic bullet these days..

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01-24-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by tony404

you can take all the steriods in the world if your not willing to workout and eat very hard . It will do nothing, its a tool not a magic pill.

kinda obvious...ya I'm going to sit on my ass every day, eat mcdonalds 3 times a day and poke myself once a week. I'LL BE HUGE!
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01-24-2005, 05:07 PM

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I wipe my ass with $100 American.

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