Originally Posted by Pornwolf

You lie! That doesn't work! Those damn spammers should burn in hell! Hellfire and brimstone for them! They are worse than cancer! What they do deserves me taking extra time out of my day and reporting them! Forget taking the dogs for a walk. Forget making money with that time. Forget playing with my kids. I'd rather be an anti and chase spammers with my time because setting up the filters on my email client is too hard for me. It's like rocket science and I'm not that smart. Really I'm not. The clock on my VCR is still blinking 12:00 and has been for the last 15 years. I'll never be able to set my email filters.

Oh, and pressing delete is waaaaay too hard. I don't know what's spam and what isn't. I have to read the entire email before I know whether it's from a friend or not. That might be my aunt Claire sending me a great deal on Vioxx or my uncle Larry giving me a heads up on the best deal on C1alis. My cousin sells watches for a living so he might send me a link to a cheap R0lex watch dealer.

And I don't want to miss an important attachment so I download everything. Especially in emails that have "I love you" in the subject line. That might really be from a loved one and I have no life so I'm starved for attention. I get excited by those messages and I can't wait to read the ecard. It seems like my loved ones and secret admirerers don't know how to add the attachements correctly though because nothing comes up after I download it.

Spammers take out too much time out of my day. I would rather see them in jail than press delete. Die spammers die!