Do you take a peek at your lovers medicine cabinet?

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Do you take a peek at your lovers medicine cabinet?

    Scenario:
    A girl invites you back to her place and things are getting hot and heavy. You excuse yourself to freshen up in the bathroom.

    Do you take a peek to see if there is any Monistat or Valtrex lurking in the medicine cabinet?
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    AHAHAHAHA

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    • TurboAngel
      H.B.I.C.
      • Jun 2003
      • 30122

      #3
      LMAO


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      • Pornwolf
        Drunk and Unruly
        • Jan 2002
        • 22712

        #4
        No. But... hmm.... now that you mention it, I WILL BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR VALTREX!
        I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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        • Sylver7
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 489

          #5
          You're likely to find something you don't want to see so why bother?

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by Sylver7
            You're likely to find something you don't want to see so why bother?
            What if you find Valtrex? You still gonna bury the bone?

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            • CyberBachelor
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 2682

              #7
              I will now
              .....................................

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              • Viper2K1
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2001
                • 1006

                #8
                i bet they store (hide) things like that in other places if they'd use it
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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Viper2K1
                  i bet they store (hide) things like that in other places if they'd use it
                  True , but you would be surprised how many forget

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                  • DR_PHIL
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 4099

                    #10
                    hehe

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                    • TurboAngel
                      H.B.I.C.
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 30122

                      #11
                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                      What if you find Valtrex? You still gonna bury the bone?

                      If you find Valtrex it's time to go home.


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                      • matty
                        Mining for Porn!
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 1328

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sylver7
                        You're likely to find something you don't want to see so why bother?

                        cause you can save yourself from an STD or worse
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                        • Jer
                          God is Brazilian
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 10601

                          #13
                          I read "Do you take a PEE at your lovers medicine cabinet?".

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                          • PatrickKing
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2096

                            #14
                            A friend of mine was having a party , He drilled a hole in the top of his medicine cabinet and put a shitload of glass marbels in it.
                            A little bit into the party someones girlfriend opened the cabinet..
                            lol busted
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                            • Creative
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1252

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PatrickKing
                              A friend of mine was having a party , He drilled a hole in the top of his medicine cabinet and put a shitload of glass marbels in it.
                              A little bit into the party someones girlfriend opened the cabinet..
                              lol busted
                              ^ haha, That's fuckin' priceless
                              Reminds me of the time I was at a party and my buddy pissed in a corona bottle before everyone got there and put it in the fridge, then later on some drunk chick grabbed it and pounded half the thing and we were like "YOU JUST DRANK PISS" she's like *pause*

                              *BAAARRFFFFFF* (about 15 minutes straight)

                              I know Valtrex is for the big H but what's monistat for JizzyLimbs?
                              Last edited by Creative; 05-01-2004, 01:41 PM.

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                              • juicylinks
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Creative
                                I know Valtrex is for the big H but what's monistat for JizzyLimbs?
                                Yeast Infections

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                                • Creative
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 1252

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                  Yeast Infections
                                  I got one of those from this girl named Tina I think

                                  because me my friend steve and his girlfriend all fucked around with her one drunken night and a few days later steve's old lady had one :X

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                                  • juicylinks
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Creative
                                    I got one of those from this girl named Tina I think

                                    because me my friend steve and his girlfriend all fucked around with her one drunken night and a few days later steve's old lady had one :X

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                                    • Gemini
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 7183

                                      #19
                                      Yeast infections can be pretty contagious, depending. From what the doc told me years ago, they can be pert nasty if a guy catches them. Something about the cream is hard to apply without a stick or a straw or something.
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                                      • MrIzzz
                                        If u touch it, I will cum
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 22923

                                        #20
                                        OMG


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                                        • Paul Waters
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 4402

                                          #21
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                                          • StRoGE
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 1713

                                            #22
                                            Usually my mind is pretty set on busting a nut and it doesnt even enter my mind to check the medicine cabinet.
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                                            • Firehorse
                                              Desire it and have it!!!
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 30767

                                              #23
                                              When I was single, I wouldn't check unless I was suspicious.
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                                              • Basic_man
                                                Programming King Pin
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 27360

                                                #24
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                                                • Ross
                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18874

                                                  #25
                                                  Now that you mention it........ I think I will be

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                                                  • hova
                                                    Traffillionaire
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 22430

                                                    #26
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                                                    • xclusive
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 35218

                                                      #27
                                                      nowadays you have too.

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                                                      • sherie
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 7020

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL Good luck looking threw my cabinets. I have 2 shelves full of toiletries. No meds tho. You'd be in there for hours wondering..."who in the fuck needs 100 lipsticks and 14 different kinds of cream and 10 different kinds of soap?"
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                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 30122

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by sherie
                                                          LOL Good luck looking threw my cabinets. I have 2 shelves full of toiletries. No meds tho. You'd be in there for hours wondering..."who in the fuck needs 100 lipsticks and 14 different kinds of cream and 10 different kinds of soap?"


                                                          Same here!


                                                          LMFAO!







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                                                          • zzgundamnzz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 6102

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                            Scenario:
                                                            A girl invites you back to her place and things are getting hot and heavy. You excuse yourself to freshen up in the bathroom.

                                                            Do you take a peek to see if there is any Monistat or Valtrex lurking in the medicine cabinet?
                                                            No I never check, haven't you seen the Southwest commercial? The whole thing might just come crashing down


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                                                            • EddiePulp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 1332

                                                              #31
                                                              always
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                                                              • Major (Tom)
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 32492

                                                                #32
                                                                I found a box full of magnums that we're 3/4 empty. Apparently shes banging someone who has a huge pipe and quite frequently. lol
                                                                ds

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