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Old 01-21-2005, 05:04 PM  
rambler
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meloncash
Oh yeah, CP pusher? Here's one for ya:

And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God; that ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

Revelation 19: 11-18
You don't seriously believe that was written by some omnipotent being (or some omnipotent being made some old guys write it down a few thousand years ago)?
If you do then I think I am going to open up a tax-free church and ask you join and to donate 10% of your income to "help spread the word" ..... oh wait some one else probably already beat me to that scam in your area ....hmmm maybe I can find some stupid people up here to scam (unfortunately most of the stupid people live in the red states...damn)

Do you think you can help me find some stupid people like yourself up here, Booby?
I will promise you that god will give lots of Big Boobies to play with after you die.
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