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The best testes-related story I know is of a kid in the neighborhood I grew up with. Mark was a little "different" from the other kids.
About the age of 12 or so, he discovered if he (no kidding) punched himself in the balls, he would get a stomach ache and then his mother would let him stay home from school (why he couldn't FAKE the stomach ache we don't know).
He did this successfully for some time. One day he did the punch and ache and his folks left him home for the day. By the time they got home from work, one of his balls was swollen to the size of a small grapefruit. A trip to the ER that evening revealed some pretty severe damage - leading to the removal of one testicle.
He was knows as "one ball" from that day forward. Moral of the story - never punch yourself in the balls.
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