How do you say no to free pussy/I hate single guys!

Alright, some of you may know that I'm temporarily located in Hungary and that I'm staying at a hostel...

Anyway, tonight I went out, together with some American 'kids'. We had a great time, went to a kick-ass club, I promised them to get them laid, anything having to do with getting laid being off-limits for me, as my better half is waiting for me at home. So, I showed the kids around, got'em drunk, showed them to a club, got'em on the dance floor... Finally, there were all these chicks ( you know Hungarian chicks are hot, don't ya?) rubbing their asses against their dicks, the works, anything that any 'normal' guy would understand as an invite to 'fuck me!' Anyhow, they ended up with all those chicks not being 'their type', while I was so pissed off at them, I was ready to wring their necks... I can understand ugly chicks not being their type, but these were fucking hot! Tonight, for the first time in a long while, I wished I wasn't married, so I could show them how you hook up with a hot chick... Not that it would've been hard in this particular situation, but still... I just can't believe they passed up an opportunity like that!!! And yes, I'm still pissed, it's just against male nature to do what they did!