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Originally Posted by WarChild
Okay seriously, all kiding aside. If there's really a god and Satan, I want to sell my soul right now. I don't even want anything earthly for it. I want to be an angent of Satan and corrupt and steal souls in his name.
Oh Dark Lord, come to me! Make me your servant and I swear I shall work in your name against the cruel creator. Fill me with your dark blessings and I shall strike out at all the sheep, err followers, of the Father. My soul for evil doing now!
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You're a fucking idiot. You can't even see how much of a fool you are or how much danger you may be putting yourself in. Satan is very real, my friend. If you give him the keys to your life, he and (and will, if God permits) destroy you. When he fucks up your life, don't blame God.