BREAKING NEWS: George W Bush tells country the true reason why he went to war:
"Iraq posseses weapons of Mass destruction. No, really, they do. We had photographs of them before the war, we knew exactly where they were, my boy Colin showed the whole world where they were, but then suddenly we lost track of them...I don't know how that happened, I mean we had sattelites following those WMD's at all time, but what the American people don't realize is that Satelites need sleep too! That tricky Sadam waited till our satelite and inteligence were sleep, and then he moved it somewhere else! That tricky tricky bastard!
I mean if you think about it it's not that hard to lose weapons of mass destruction, its actually very easy to lose a nuclear weapon! No, it really is! I mean we found Saddam in a 6 feet hole in the middle of the dessert, but we can't find the alleged huge Nuclear weapon or Biological weapon! Ha, thats weird, but don't question me American people or I will call you unpatriotic and will send the IRS to audit you. Anyways, Saddam tried to kill my daddy! Thats good enough reason to go to war, so just shut your mouth and let me send your kids to go die off in my war and have you pay for this war for the next 15 years. I don't care what you all say, my daddy is proud of me!"
George Walker Bush
"Iraq posseses weapons of Mass destruction. No, really, they do. We had photographs of them before the war, we knew exactly where they were, my boy Colin showed the whole world where they were, but then suddenly we lost track of them...I don't know how that happened, I mean we had sattelites following those WMD's at all time, but what the American people don't realize is that Satelites need sleep too! That tricky Sadam waited till our satelite and inteligence were sleep, and then he moved it somewhere else! That tricky tricky bastard!
I mean if you think about it it's not that hard to lose weapons of mass destruction, its actually very easy to lose a nuclear weapon! No, it really is! I mean we found Saddam in a 6 feet hole in the middle of the dessert, but we can't find the alleged huge Nuclear weapon or Biological weapon! Ha, thats weird, but don't question me American people or I will call you unpatriotic and will send the IRS to audit you. Anyways, Saddam tried to kill my daddy! Thats good enough reason to go to war, so just shut your mouth and let me send your kids to go die off in my war and have you pay for this war for the next 15 years. I don't care what you all say, my daddy is proud of me!"
George Walker Bush
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