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  • erehwon
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 3759

    #1

    Buy pornography, fight psoriasis

    aaaaahhhh, porn spammers.....

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04...soriasis_spam/

    By Lester Haines
    Published Thursday 29th April 2004 13:40 GMT

    For those of you looking for a rock-solid excuse to stock up on some top-quality pornography, try this from one Mathieu Guitard.

    Poor old Mathieu, who thoughfully attached a picture to his email, is suffering a bit from a nasty skin condition. He has, however, found the perfect cure:



    Hi, My name is Mathieu Guitard
    Today I ask for your attention!!! so please read carefully

    I guess when teenagers and their parents want to find informative pages on sexuality they are getting lost in an abundance of other dirty pay sites.

    To improve the situation I brought many new domain names like SexEducated.com, ArtAndScienceOfSex.com, SexAndSmile.co...

    I wish to develop them into free educational websites.

    I already found Sexologists interested in providing free online consultation on AskSexDoctor.com

    Unfortunately I personally live with a skin problem "psoriasis" witch often ruin any activity or works i'm into, by inflicting itching thus scratching then intense pain that consume all my energies.

    There is a good web site about the Psoriasis disease PsoriasisConnect.com It could be solved simply by going to direct sunlight or by receiving massage therapy (I tried way too many sorts of cream and pills).

    As I live in Quebec, the weather is cold... so I plan to move to the southern region very soon.

    If you can't help me with any of the above your money can help.

    I just found an interesting new way to raise funds. An old well established company "Hustler" To boost payouts on its 4 newest sites give 100$ for every 3$ you put into purchasing (below).

    I know it may be hard for some to go through the online form as it may induce you to consume pornography.

    thus Thank You Very Much

    Thank YOU. That much..


    The mind boggles. Of course, there is a link at the bottom of the heartrending missive showing none other than Larry Flynt himself and taking the Good Samaritan to what purports to be a portal for Hustler's latest sites.

    So, the next time your other half finds a dog-eared copy of Playboy under the bed, forget the old "I only buy it for the interviews" and try the all-new "Actually, I bought it to support cancer research". A guaranteed winner.
    Money NEVER $leep$...
  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    long read.

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      Do you think I am gunna read that shit?

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      • erehwon
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 3759

        #4
        Originally posted by Headless
        Do you think I am gunna read that shit?
        Well you could have clicked the link, thought I was saving you the time.
        Money NEVER $leep$...

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        • pure energy
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 4274

          #5
          Saving time? It's still demands a lot of reading!
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