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  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #1

    NEW BUSINESS MODEL: Online guide on how to stop masturbating

    Believe it or not, most porn surfers are ADDICTED to masturbation.
    We could be selling access to online websites offering help in eliminating that addiction.
    Sure, if they stop masturbating, they will no longer be consumers.
    But on the other hand, when you sell penis pills ( assuming they work ), then they will get bigger dicks, so they will have more sex and surf less porn.
    If you sell 'evidence eliminator", then there is the risk that some people will not get credit for their affiliate links.

    So, even though selling "we help you to stop masturbating" websites would decrease the number of porn surfers ( assuming the therapy is succesfull ), it could be a great money maker for a company that introduces such website first.

    If a GFY'er makes use of this idea and makes hundreds of thousand $$ with it, then please just send me $700 for the idea.
    I am too lazy and I don't have the resources to do that by myself.

    This post is serious.
    I don't use ICQ anymore.
  • Mr. Marks
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 7517

    #2
    Is this a joke?

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    • kush
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 3382

      #3
      No offense, but this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard.

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      • bufferover
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2004
        • 25222

        #4
        Yea i am one of them

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        • polish_aristocrat
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2002
          • 40377

          #5
          Originally posted by papichulo
          Is this a joke?
          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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          • gwilkins
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 744

            #6
            But.... Does anyone really WANT to quit

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            • Mr. Marks
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 7517

              #7
              Originally posted by gwilkins
              But.... Does anyone really WANT to quit

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              • polish_aristocrat
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2002
                • 40377

                #8
                Originally posted by gwilkins
                But.... Does anyone really WANT to quit
                well, yes, that is the case.
                we canot generalise, but the majority of porn surfers masturbates in front of the PC instead of having sex.
                They masturbate 2 times per day and have real sex every 3 months.
                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                • xenigo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8067

                  #9
                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

                  They masturbate 2 times per day and have real sex every 3 months.
                  Interesting, where'd you get this figure??

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                  • B40
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 7020

                    #10
                    Originally posted by xenigo
                    Interesting, where'd you get this figure??
                    Err...personal experience

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                    • alexg
                      IL4L.com
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11287

                      #11
                      I think it will convert webmaster traffic

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                      • Praguer
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 991

                        #12
                        Who wants to stop masturbating on the first place

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                        • sweandy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 422

                          #13
                          Wouldn't this be abit biting the hand that feeds you?

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                          • E.Kant
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 1577

                            #14
                            A guide how to get girls into bed would be much better but there are already dozenz of it ..

                            On a guy who mastrubates you can sell much more than only one membership .. you can sell him to several sites and niches since one membership for a long road will get boring at all ... So you can make more when he's still jerking than only taking one fee for stopping it ..

                            The other fact is that most ppl who buy porn-memberships are desperated or frustrated with their sex life so that they dont get sex in real life at all ( except they pay for it ) so when they stop mastrubating they wont have any sex at all .. not even with themselve .. And that may accuse bigger frustration and may end with suicide at those ppl ..

                            So selling a guide for stopping mastrubating would be equal to kill ppl ... And do you really want to kill those people ? Those who can make us so much money with buying memberships and jerking ... ??

                            Keep on jerking guys
                            Last edited by E.Kant; 04-29-2004, 04:38 AM.
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                            • High Quality
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5741

                              #15
                              hehehe

                              Fuck em

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                              • media
                                Confirmed Moneymaker
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 9853

                                #16
                                This isnt really a bad idea....

                                6% of america is sexually addicted.

                                Thats 17,700,000 potential customer/readers

                                lets say you sell to 1% of those people.. $30 a book..

                                That's $5,000,000+ in sales...
                                I'm here for the violence!

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                                • Basic_man
                                  Programming King Pin
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 27360

                                  #17
                                  Fuck man, that's sick!
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                                  • Preacher
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 2970

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by alexg
                                    I think it will convert webmaster traffic

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                                    • neewwman
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1737

                                      #19
                                      Better to sell a guide to how to get more out of masturbation.

                                      "Masturbate five, six, seven times in a day and never get sore!"

                                      "Stealth masturbation techniques to use in front of your family while watching TV!"

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                                      • jm_247live
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 1536

                                        #20
                                        can I buy that at barnes and nobles I have a friend with a serious problem...no really it is for a friend it's not for me...lol

                                        ICQ 280987151 [email protected]

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                                        • KraZ
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2636

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                          well, yes, that is the case.
                                          we canot generalise, but the majority of porn surfers masturbates in front of the PC instead of having sex.
                                          They masturbate 2 times per day and have real sex every 3 months.
                                          We need them to mastrubate more and have sex even LESS ... Ka-Ching!
                                          Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here:
                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

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                                          • bizmak
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 10014

                                            #22
                                            masturbation is most important thing in that work So i'm one of them

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                                            • warlock5
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 2808

                                              #23
                                              I got a better idea, push escort services

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                                              • warlock5
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 2808

                                                #24
                                                Or, maybe this site has an affiliate program?

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                                                • TheFrog
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 4095

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by warlock5
                                                  Or, maybe this site has an affiliate program?
                                                  spamming that site is so fun

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                                                  • todaygalleries(dot)com
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 152

                                                    #26
                                                    Make site about "How to masturbate better! Get more pleasure from your masturbation!"
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                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 40377

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by todaygalleries(dot)com
                                                      Make site about "How to masturbate better! Get more pleasure from your masturbation!"
                                                      everything connected to masturbation would be fine

                                                      i mean, it's no secret that they are doing it
                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                      • kush
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 3382

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by media
                                                        This isnt really a bad idea....

                                                        6% of america is sexually addicted.

                                                        Thats 17,700,000 potential customer/readers

                                                        lets say you sell to 1% of those people.. $30 a book..

                                                        That's $5,000,000+ in sales...
                                                        alright Chief, let's see Epic's Cash's new guide to masturbation prevention.

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                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 40377

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kush
                                                          alright Chief, let's see Epic's Cash's new guide to masturbation prevention.
                                                          only if i get $700 and an Epic t-shirt
                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                          • alias
                                                            aliasx
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 19010

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jm_247live
                                                            can I buy that at barnes and nobles I have a friend with a serious problem...no really it is for a friend it's not for me...lol
                                                            sounds like the emails penis enlargement sites get EVERY DAY

                                                            must be a lot of really good friends out there
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                                                            • sean416
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 3633

                                                              #31
                                                              Here's a better idea:
                                                              You have a free site with all this information and to get a password they just have to give you their email and answer a short questionaire. The questionaire has questions like "how often do you masterbate?" "how much do you spend on pay sites to keep up your habbit" and "what type of sites do you jerk off to". Then once they get inside its a bunch of bogus material that will never help them quit jerking off. But yet we'll have a huge mailing list with targeted people and we'll know what they like, how much they spend, etc.

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                                                              • yuvalus
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 1906

                                                                #32
                                                                you can make your own site, if you think this idea rocks
                                                                i can help you
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                                                                • DreamCumTrue
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 2985

                                                                  #33
                                                                  why do men masturbate so much?

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