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Cucumbers and your girl ... sorry Punker Barbie

04-28-2004, 03:38 PM

After lasts night prank of coming home with a cucumber and some condoms i have realized that it was wrong to try and get my GF to play with the cucumber ...

sorry dear i will never do it again can i change my nick back to chaos now??

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04-28-2004, 03:39 PM

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04-28-2004, 03:40 PM

I have no friends, I'am going to post on GFY about it.
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04-28-2004, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by punker ken
After lasts night prank of coming home with a cucumber and some condoms i have realized that it was wrong to try and get my GF to play with the cucumber ...

sorry dear i will never do it again can i change my nick back to chaos now??

dammit jeff you sooooo had it comming!!! then posting it in a public form, whats the matter with you!!!!

i think u got what u had comming to you, and NO you may not!

Geez, what is a girl got to do around here?

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04-28-2004, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I have no friends, I'am going to post on GFY about it.

you are making me laugh man .... LOL

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04-28-2004, 03:43 PM

Why would you offer her a cucumber anyways. They will always be longer than you, fatter than you, dirt cheap, never leaves a wetspot, and doesnt leave the toilet seat up.

Thats like a man with a 6 inch dick buying his woman a 9 inch dildo.

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04-28-2004, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Why would you offer her a cucumber anyways. They will always be longer than you, fatter than you, dirt cheap, never leaves a wetspot, and doesnt leave the toilet seat up.

Thats like a man with a 6 inch dick buying his woman a 9 inch dildo.

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04-28-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by punker ken
After lasts night prank of coming home with a cucumber and some condoms i have realized that it was wrong to try and get my GF to play with the cucumber ...

sorry dear i will never do it again can i change my nick back to chaos now??

you have to start her out w/ something smaller next time try a small squash instead of the large cucumber

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04-28-2004, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by GigaChris
you have to start her out w/ something smaller next time try a small squash instead of the large cucumber

i was really thinking carrots but look at all the trouble i have gotten myself into now....

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04-28-2004, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by punker ken
i was really thinking carrots but look at all the trouble i have gotten myself into now....

just a heads up for the next vegtable victim

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04-28-2004, 03:58 PM
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04-28-2004, 03:59 PM

well tonight i was thinking of something along the lines of walking into the store grabbing a banana and some KY and see what nick i end up with tomorrow

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04-28-2004, 04:03 PM

Dam you two are on a roll. Are you launching something soon? ;)
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04-28-2004, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by JulianSosa
Dam you two are on a roll. Are you launching something soon? ;)

sounds like there will be some projectiles of some sort

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04-28-2004, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by JulianSosa
Dam you two are on a roll. Are you launching something soon? ;)

nope nothing at all ...

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04-28-2004, 04:16 PM

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04-28-2004, 04:18 PM

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04-28-2004, 04:24 PM

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04-28-2004, 04:26 PM

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04-28-2004, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by punker ken
I must go to Vancouver with you to get my manhood back??

your man hood?? this all started with that damn thread i started about the toilet seat. there was a simple way to fix it JUST PUT THE TOILET SET DOWN WHEN UR DONE...... easy as that, but no u had to take it further .......

first) posting damn pitcures of me kissing brandy
second) u bring home a cumcumber and give this *naughty* look
third) u embarrass me by making this public

at this point fuck your man hood PUNKER KEN!!!!

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04-28-2004, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by punker ken
i was really thinking carrots but look at all the trouble i have gotten myself into now....

That reminds me of this joke.....

Two squaws are digging in a garden.
One of them pulls out a massive carrot out of the ground,
holds it up and says to the other squaw "EHhh.. this one reminds me of my old man eh?"
The second Squaw says "Really? That BIG?"
Squaw one replies "No.... that dirty."

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04-28-2004, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith
That reminds me of this joke.....

Two squaws are digging in a garden.
One of them pulls out a massive carrot out of the ground,
holds it up and says to the other squaw "EHhh.. this one reminds me of my old man eh?"
The second Squaw says "Really? That BIG?"
Squaw one replies "No.... that dirty."

GREAT joke CdSmith!!!!! LOL

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04-28-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie
GREAT joke CdSmith!!!!! LOL

Shit, now I'm reminded of another joke.....

Two squaws are walking across a bridge
when one of them says "Eh, I gotta take a piss eh?"
So she hangs her ass over the railing and starts to pee down into the water.
She turns her head and peers back down and yells "OH SHIT I just pissed in that guy's CANOE down there!"
Squaw two looks and says "No, it's okay... it's only your reflection"

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04-28-2004, 04:47 PM

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04-29-2004, 08:46 AM

Hey Barbie, you wanna really know how to get back at him just give me a call.... that alone would piss him off! lmao

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04-29-2004, 09:16 AM

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04-29-2004, 10:22 AM

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04-29-2004, 10:25 AM

lol we got a ken here now...
that's amazing

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04-29-2004, 10:37 AM

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