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  • just a punk
    So fuckin' bored
    • Jun 2003
    • 32385

    #1

    funny spam (got it today) :)

    Dear friend
    I am Mr.John Aju, the first son of Dr.Lewis Aju,the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was recently murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact through network online hence decided to hahahahaha you.
    Before the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US14,000,000.00 million ( Fourteen Million, United States dollars), in one of the private Finance / Security company as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from Finance / Security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland.
    This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr.Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the victims.
    It is against this background that, I and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently staying in Europe where we are seeking political asylum and moreso have decided to transfer my father's money to a more reliable foreign account. since the law prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone , As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got. The South African government seems to be playing along with them.
    I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going through the same experience in future, both countries have similar political history. As a businessman,I am seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make an arrangements with the security company to clear the consignment(funds) from their afiliate office here in Europe as i have already given directives for the consignment to be brought to Europe from South Africa.But before then all modalities will have to be put in place like change of ownership to the consignment and more importantly this money I intend to use for investment.
    I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this transaction.If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 20% of the money while the remaining 75% will be for my investment in your country.
    Contact me with my Private E-mail address, : [email protected] this is the begining of a lasting transaction between you me,and the entire Lewis's family.
    Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
    Yours Faithfully,
    JOHN AJU
    Obey the Cowgod
  • BMI Lace
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2004
    • 16116

    #2
    not way im reading that jibberish.
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    • Fucking Auke
      Registered User
      • Feb 2004
      • 30

      #3
      Its realy old!
      Got these spam years back!
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      • KittyLix
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 2036

        #4
        tooo long

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          Got that too thru my yahoo account!

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          • Rollin Studios
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 518

            #6
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            • pimplink
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 9535

              #7
              Did anyone really believed all that stuff?

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              • MuleScrote
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 4601

                #8
                It has to be said....



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                • _mC_
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 1195

                  #9
                  First time you've seen those? Welcome to the Internet!
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                  • newsdude
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1969

                    #10
                    that has been going on for quite sometime now.
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                    • johnbosh
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 8965

                      #11
                      thats a shitload of money:D

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                      • pure energy
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 4274

                        #12
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                        • matty
                          Mining for Porn!
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 1328

                          #13
                          I used to get those emails to my hotmail account daily a couple years back
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                          • Sappy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 460

                            #14
                            Yeah, this is old news, but:

                            "... Dr.Lewis Aju,the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe..."

                            That just sounds damned funny to me.

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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              I wonder who made that crap?!

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                              • samuel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1986

                                #16
                                I got it two years ago but amount to invest was $12.000.000.... so, is this now your chance to be a millionaire!!.. hehehe..

                                realy old spam...

                                samuel

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