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  • angeleyes
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 3584

    #1

    Miss GFY: I'm screwed...

    Ok, the first competition is easy enough... I had zero intentions of doing anything nude, but had a few creative ideas and that is what the judging is supposed to be based on.

    1. The Self Timer on My Camera goes on the Fritz (which means the only photos I can take are at arms length and my camera is cheap so the pics aren't that great).

    2. I have a friend with a great camera, he is now out of town.

    3. I have another friend that was going to take the photo for me, he got called away to the military base and can't get off until this weekend.

    4. We don't have cheap cameras laying around the office, only cam corders worth more than my car so I can't borrow one of those.

    5. butrflied has a camera but she also lives an hour away from me and anything creative I could do--I would need to do near or at my place. (I moved pretty far away from the office after my break-in).

    I highly doubt a close-up, self photo at arms length with GFY written on my forehead is going to keep me in the running. ARE THERE ANY WEBMASTERS IN MY AREA? I don't need or want a professional photographer. I'm not a model and all I have ever taken is candid shots and that is all I'm looking for. (I'm trying to "keep it real" as someone called it... never had professional shots, not going to start now).

    On a positive note........ if I get disqualified for this, I wish all of the ladies that are good sports the best of luck!!! No "cat fights"
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  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053

    #2
    You have a brilliant mind... being creative will be easy for you... you can do it girl
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    • BradM
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 3397

      #3
      Don't throw idle words like "screwed" around on GFY Jenn. I'm offended.

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      • angeleyes
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 3584

        #4
        Originally posted by BradM
        Don't throw idle words like "screwed" around on GFY Jenn. I'm offended.
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        • BMI Lace
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          • Mar 2004
          • 16116

          #5
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          • SleazyDream
            I'm here for SPORT
            • Jul 2001
            • 41470

            #6
            i'm still waiting on that pic of your fridge.........
            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

            Now read without the word dog.

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            • LadyMischief
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              • Sep 2002
              • 18135

              #7
              You will figure something out!

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              • modifried
                Registered User
                • Feb 2004
                • 38

                #8
                Go get a camera at a local store that doesn't charge a restocking fee. (Wal-Mart, Staples, etc.)

                Take the pictures, and return the camera the next day.
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                • Elli
                  Reach for those stars!
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17991

                  #9
                  Originally posted by angeleyes
                  Ok, the first competition is easy enough... I had zero intentions of doing anything nude, but had a few creative ideas and that is what the judging is supposed to be based on.
                  Psst.. mirrors work nicely Just make sure to bounce the flash at an angle so you don't blur yourself out.
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                  • Theo
                    HAL 9000
                    • May 2001
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    Originally posted by angeleyes
                    I had zero intentions of doing anything nude

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                    • angeleyes
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 3584

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Elli
                      Psst.. mirrors work nicely Just make sure to bounce the flash at an angle so you don't blur yourself out.
                      You are sweet.

                      My camera cost about 120 bucks, it doesn't do anything nicely. lol
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                      • juicylinks
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        THONGS





                        Last edited by Juicy D. Links; 04-27-2004, 03:47 PM.

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                        • Gemini
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7183

                          #13
                          Try changing the batteries. I had one that would get all weird when the batteries were messed up.
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                          • Ice
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 26053

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Gemini
                            Try changing the batteries. I had one that would get all weird when the batteries were messed up.
                            She is talking about her camera not your dildo
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                            • Sly_RJ
                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 17042

                              #15
                              Thread title very misleading. I was expecting pics. Get off my lap!
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                              • baddog
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Elli
                                Psst.. mirrors work nicely Just make sure to bounce the flash at an angle so you don't blur yourself out.
                                That was going to be my suggestion . . . . or if you have a webcam, do it on the webcam, I will do a screencapture for you, and send it back

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                                • Gemini
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 7183

                                  #17
                                  Batteries for toys?!?! How gauche!! Mine are all 120v 15a single phase!
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                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                    WW4L
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 10581

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    That was going to be my suggestion . . . . or if you have a webcam, do it on the webcam, I will do a screencapture for you, and send it back
                                    great ideas Baddog and Ellie!

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      I'm sure you'll think of something! Goodluck!

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                                      • Neriah Davis
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 578

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                        That was going to be my suggestion . . . . or if you have a webcam, do it on the webcam, I will do a screencapture for you, and send it back
                                        BADDOG....................always the giver!


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                                        • GirlNinja
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1515

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by angeleyes
                                          I highly doubt a close-up, self photo at arms length with GFY written on my forehead is going to keep me in the running.
                                          You never know. After this thread, it might.

                                          Yeah I'm having problems getting a digi cam too. I took my first pics with a really shitty web cam, but don't wanna do that for the competition pics.

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                                          • Elli
                                            Reach for those stars!
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 17991

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            great ideas Baddog and Ellie!
                                            Only ONE 'E' please. At the beginning.
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                                            • DR_PHIL
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 4099

                                              #23
                                              thong pics...nice lol

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                                              • Firehorse
                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 30767

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Neriah Davis
                                                BADDOG....................always the giver!


                                                Good luck angeleyes!
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                                                • Pipecrew
                                                  Master of Gfy.com
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 14888

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                  THONGS






                                                  I see asses like this EVERYDAY, anytime i want (if the weather is nice) girls tan outside my building topless and in thongs all day, atleast 20 a day and on weekends its probably near 100, i love miami haha

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                                                  • Sly_RJ
                                                    Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 17042

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                    I see asses like this EVERYDAY, anytime i want (if the weather is nice) girls tan outside my building topless and in thongs all day, atleast 20 a day and on weekends its probably near 100, i love miami haha
                                                    And you told me not to move to Miami... because why?
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                                                    • MuleScrote
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 4601

                                                      #27
                                                      Mikey (phoenix content...R.I.P.) is in Florida...I think he's been stalking you anyway hasn't he?

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                                                      • Tala
                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 23368

                                                        #28
                                                        You can do this, angeleyes! Not only are you a beauty, but you have a brilliant mind to boot! You can figure something out


                                                        (Maybe not written on your forehead, but a cheek or in front of a mirror, lights on and flash off, etc...)

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                                                        • iwantchixx
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 12860

                                                          #29
                                                          "Miss GFY: I'm screwed... "

                                                          Too bad your camera is being gay cause I'd love to see pics of that!

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                                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                            WW4L
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 10581

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Elli
                                                            Only ONE 'E' please. At the beginning.
                                                            Damn, I usually spell it with one "E"..doh, what the fuck was I smoking

                                                            So you want to fight about it?

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Neriah Davis
                                                              BADDOG....................always the giver!
                                                              that's me

                                                              Now . . . when are you going to let me give you a ride to Neptune's Net?

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                                                              • Elli
                                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 17991

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                Damn, I usually spell it with one "E"..doh, what the fuck was I smoking

                                                                So you want to fight about it?
                                                                You wanna go? You want some? Is that what you're sayin?
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                                                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                  WW4L
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 10581

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                  You wanna go? You want some? Is that what you're sayin?
                                                                  Bring it ..hissssssssssssssssssssssss

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                                                                  • angeleyes
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 3584

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Ok guys.......I dragged my unexpecting neighbor in here to take a picture. He now thinks I'm loco. (They said creative, I got as creative as I could without the original props and plans I had). Just wait....... a good laugh is in store.
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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                                      Ok guys.......I dragged my unexpecting neighbor in here to take a picture. He now thinks I'm loco. (They said creative, I got as creative as I could without the original props and plans I had). Just wait....... a good laugh is in store.
                                                                      trust me guys, it is a great pic

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                                                                      • pimplink
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                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                        • 9535

                                                                        #36
                                                                        That's the spirit girl! Goodluck!

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                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Your neighbor must by stooooked.

                                                                          At least he will be when you get in the thong!

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                                                                          • Sly_RJ
                                                                            Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 17042

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                                            Ok guys.......I dragged my unexpecting neighbor in here to take a picture.
                                                                            Ok, I'm moving to Florida...
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                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 58202

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                                              Ok guys.......I dragged my unexpecting neighbor in here to take a picture. He now thinks I'm loco. (They said creative, I got as creative as I could without the original props and plans I had). Just wait....... a good laugh is in store.

                                                                              What a lucky neighbor!


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                                                                              • monica
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 220

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Go to the store, purchase a decent digital camera, take your pics, and then return the camera.
                                                                                monica AT monicaweb DOT net

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                                                                                • SureFire
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 4398

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by monica
                                                                                  Go to the store, purchase a decent digital camera, take your pics, and then return the camera.
                                                                                  I think she already got a neighbor to take the pic.

                                                                                  Instead of buying and returning...just rent one.

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                                                                                  • Mikey_219Inc
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 1876

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    AngelEyes, i told you id help you this week. My cell phone is fucked up. Look for me online in the morning or email me and let me know when is good for you. i can get with you for a half day tomm or thurs, etc...

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                                                                                    • psyko514
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                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 22366

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      no pics yet?


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                                                                                      • Mikey_219Inc
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                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 1876

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MuleScrote
                                                                                        Mikey (phoenix content...R.I.P.) is in Florida...I think he's been stalking you anyway hasn't he?

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                                                                                        • Axeman
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                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 5201

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                                                          Ok guys.......I dragged my unexpecting neighbor in here to take a picture. He now thinks I'm loco. (They said creative, I got as creative as I could without the original props and plans I had). Just wait....... a good laugh is in store.
                                                                                          Glad you found a solution! I am sure they will be great
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                                                                                          • Rictor
                                                                                            Old Timer
                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 12208

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            How about I fly you here and we take some pictures? Screw the contest.

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                                                                                            • Tala
                                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 23368

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Lucky fucking neighbor.

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                                                                                              • dougeetx
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                                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                                • 6163

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by angeleyes
                                                                                                Ok, the first competition is easy enough... I had zero intentions of doing anything nude, but had a few creative ideas and that is what the judging is supposed to be based on.

                                                                                                1. The Self Timer on My Camera goes on the Fritz (which means the only photos I can take are at arms length and my camera is cheap so the pics aren't that great).

                                                                                                2. I have a friend with a great camera, he is now out of town.

                                                                                                3. I have another friend that was going to take the photo for me, he got called away to the military base and can't get off until this weekend.

                                                                                                4. We don't have cheap cameras laying around the office, only cam corders worth more than my car so I can't borrow one of those.

                                                                                                5. butrflied has a camera but she also lives an hour away from me and anything creative I could do--I would need to do near or at my place. (I moved pretty far away from the office after my break-in).

                                                                                                I highly doubt a close-up, self photo at arms length with GFY written on my forehead is going to keep me in the running. ARE THERE ANY WEBMASTERS IN MY AREA? I don't need or want a professional photographer. I'm not a model and all I have ever taken is candid shots and that is all I'm looking for. (I'm trying to "keep it real" as someone called it... never had professional shots, not going to start now).

                                                                                                On a positive note........ if I get disqualified for this, I wish all of the ladies that are good sports the best of luck!!! No "cat fights"

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                                                                                                • PetMyKitty
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                  • TheFrog
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                    • 4095

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                    THONGS





                                                                                                    now they are some nice asses

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