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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Wedding dress for sale (this guy is a fucking HERO)

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4146756343



    Scroll down at that link and read all the text, it's fucking great.

    Though, after looking at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. How do you women wear this crap? I only had to walk 3 feet and I tripped twice. Don?t worry ladies - I am wearing clothes on underneath it. I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty. So if it can make me feel pretty, it can make you feel pretty, especially on the most important day of your life, right?
    All I can say is, if this dude ever gets to read this post.. I LOVE YOU MAN!



    Dude has had 3 wedding proposals since this auction went up.
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    • johnbosh
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 8965
      #2
      yhahaha

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        • insanesurfer
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 790
          #3
          Now that is how you get a auction noticed
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            • KittyLix
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 2036
              #4
              Excellent salesman LOL

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                • XxShiznaughtxX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 408
                  #5
                  haha
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                    • rowan
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 17393
                      #6
                      "<i>A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women?s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. <b>It?s also the first time I?ve been inside something feminine that didn?t nag me to take out the garbage.</b></i>"



                      This guy is great, I wonder if he has a blog?

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                        • bufferover
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 25222
                          #7
                          Uhh those tattos that black shirt and that wedding dress haha nice

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                            • James White
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1405
                              #8
                              fucking awesome
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                                • johndoebob
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 3405
                                  #9
                                  A little something about that vehicle, though: it?s absolutely amazing! When I get inside it to go to the store, I am all depressed. But when I arrive at the store, I?m so freaking loopy from inhaling the fumes, I forget why I went there in the first place. I?m saving buckets of money.

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                                    • riosluts
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 5250
                                      #10
                                      holy shit. the things that people do on ebay

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                                        • swedguy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 7981
                                          #11
                                          What a guy. Even I wanna marry him

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                                            • Mishi
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                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 1054
                                              #12
                                              Brilliant.
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                                                • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 5162
                                                  #13
                                                  lets get him to post here!! somoen email him a link to this thread.... he is the shit!

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally talented!

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                                                        • Ironhorse
                                                          Pixel Pusher
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 7094
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                                          "<i>A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women?s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. <b>It?s also the first time I?ve been inside something feminine that didn?t nag me to take out the garbage.</b></i>"
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                                                            • beemk
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                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 20829
                                                              #16
                                                              hahaha, thats crazy
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                                                                • newsdude
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                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 1969
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Extreme!!!
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                                                                    • Baal
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 696
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Now *that* was funny as hell!

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                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 7040
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • jojojo
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 2318
                                                                              #20


                                                                              "A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women?s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It?s also the first time I?ve been inside something feminine that didn?t nag me to take out the garbage."

                                                                              This guy owns... and is a damned good hahahahahar too
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                                                                                • lagwagon
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                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 8464
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  ya that shit is great.

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                                                                                    • pure energy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 4274
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Definitely insane!
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                                                                                        • VeriSexy
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 25463
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • Firehorse
                                                                                              Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 30767
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              He could sell ice to the eskimo's, I hope he gets good $$$ for it!
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                                                                                                • KittyLix
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 2036
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  holy shit his hits to that page is amazing!

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                                                                                                    • TweetyBird
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 8532
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      haha
                                                                                                      sig for sale.
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                                                                                                        • hova
                                                                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 22430
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Funny
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                                                                                                            • StRoGE
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                              • 1713
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              That guy should be a comedian if he isnt already one...
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                                                                                                                • Preacher
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                  • 2970
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Well, the auction is a little over half over and I am just amazed. This thing has taken more hits than that pothead that lives in the next building. Man, oh man, if hits were bucks I?d be getting a suite at Safeco.

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                                                                                                                    • Ash@phpFX
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 4292
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      posted in another thread, oh well

                                                                                                                      great stuff

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                                                                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 43073
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Damn...when we were talking about this last night he had 30,000 hits and it was moving pretty quickly. He's also added another $80 to his Beer and Tickets fund.

                                                                                                                          This is the best eBay sales pitch I've seen.

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                                                                                                                            • ModelPerfect
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                              • 2862
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I couldn't resist emailing the guy the referral URL to this thread. He should know how many lives he's touching.
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                                                                                                                                • stocktrader23
                                                                                                                                  Let's do some business.
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 18781
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  "It seems a few people have taken offense to my inferring a size 12 is big. One male even pointed out that Marilyn Monroe was a size 14. Now, I would agree with you that size 12/14 is small if I lived on Samoa. But I live right here in the good old 48 Contiguous, where binging and purging is a way of life. American women do not want to be double digits in size. Just ask any woman what size they want to be. Invariably they will say five or seven. Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes."

                                                                                                                                  I love this guy.




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                                                                                                                                    • sexualdiva
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 215
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                      http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4146756343



                                                                                                                                      Scroll down at that link and read all the text, it's fucking great.



                                                                                                                                      All I can say is, if this dude ever gets to read this post.. I LOVE YOU MAN!



                                                                                                                                      Dude has had 3 wedding proposals since this auction went up.
                                                                                                                                      That was really great, how in the world did you come across that one? Were you perhaps looking for a wedding dress for yourself? Only kidding.. What a good laugh that was!
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                                                                                                                                        • bizmak
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 10014
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          very interesting. this man have a vision

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                                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sexualdiva
                                                                                                                                              That was really great, how in the world did you come across that one? Were you perhaps looking for a wedding dress for yourself? Only kidding.. What a good laugh that was!
                                                                                                                                              Actually, I have several "joke guys" that send me stuff on a daily basis, and one of them (who actually looks like this guy a bit) sent me this link in an email yesterday.


                                                                                                                                              The guy really should have a website, his style is great.
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                                                                                                                                                • ThePornPusher
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 1823
                                                                                                                                                  #37


                                                                                                                                                  Best ebay auction yet, I can't wait till he posts here.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Brat
                                                                                                                                                      Got MIDs?
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 1545
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      i think he looks sexay in that. someting about a tattooed man wearing a wedding dress.mmmm.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          "Actually I didn?t think my head would fit in the neck hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair through there I could get my head in it. "

                                                                                                                                                          is the best line for me!

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                                                                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              oh and the first time I saw it my inital thought was 'Teengodfather?'

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                                                                                                                                                                • Babagirls
                                                                                                                                                                  Text Writer
                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 18812
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Nyght
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 438
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Funny stuff Nothing like a belly laugh to get the morning started off right.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • aflex
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3127
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          There was this one woman who wrote, "You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America?s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I?m a guy selling a dress. I?m not wanted for war crimes.


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                                                                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I just sent him an email.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                  I just sent him an email.
                                                                                                                                                                                  saying ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • TaylorM
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 947
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Goose
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 5725
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          lol that's just awesome!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                                                                                                              saying ?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Inviting him to come post here of course.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Tera
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1426
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I couldn't pick out my favorite line if I tried, it's all excellent writing, and it's all so true it's hilarious, always the best kind of humor.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nothing like real life to make you laugh your hardest.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I hope he comes and posts here.


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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                                                                                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 20306
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                                                                                                                      oh and the first time I saw it my inital thought was 'Teengodfather?'
                                                                                                                                                                                                      You've seen THOSE pics too?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      ..and I'm off.

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