How would you react if you discovered you were PART BLACK?

I wouldn't mind having a bigger cock myself

I probably wouldn't care much

I guess I'd be the only one in the neighborhood

My opinion on reparations would change...

I'd say nothing much would change.

Interesting spectrum of answers.

I don't think it's a stupid question at all. I'm primarily Scots-Irish, with a healthy sprinkling of Dutch, English, French and German. I am GENERIC GIRL. I like to claim a Welsh background, because, let's face it, the Welsh language looks cool as shit. I mean, who can't love the word "Cymraeg". And, I can pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch, which makes a girl a real hit at parties, especially if she can't tie cherry stems in a knot with her tongue.

I am the celery in the proverbial melting pot. I would love to learn that there's more to my ancestry than a few pissed-off immigrants (who probably were over-privileged to begin with). As my grandmother used to say (oh so quaintly): "There just might be a Jew in the woodpile." I would love to find the Finkelstien to complement my Holt.

LOL