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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Iraqi man with battle axe attacks and destroys US military vehicle.

    Man, those Iraqis are some tough mofos




    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../mm10904250909
  • jojojo
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    • Mar 2002
    • 2318

    #2
    chopping a dead horse clearly
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    • OWNED
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      • Mar 2004
      • 852

      #3
      It's a magical +3 dwarven axe.

      The Orcs have risen against the Elvish occupiers!

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        What's the DC on that? Dif. 15? Can I use 2 d20?


        (Sorry, the Battle Axe bit set off my D&D ticker. A thousand apologies.)

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        • SilverTab
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          • Nov 2001
          • 5060

          #5
          I wonder what's his THAC0 with an axe like that
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          • Goose
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            • Mar 2004
            • 5725

            #6
            this is a unique item, can't you see its golden glow? ;)
            probably the butchers cleaver...anybod.y know what I mean?
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            • Tala
              Fucked if I know
              • Dec 2002
              • 23368

              #7
              Originally posted by SilverTab
              I wonder what's his THAC0 with an axe like that
              Depends on who's wielding it. He looks rather dwarvish....

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              • Mr.Fiction
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                • Feb 2002
                • 9484

                #8
                That is not an axe, it's a flower for the liberators you communist traitor!
                Last edited by Mr.Fiction; 04-25-2004, 11:48 AM.
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                • 69pornlinks
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5560

                  #9
                  haha, what would you do if someone invaded your home and raped your wife and killed your kids, you'll be tough too
                  It IS what it IS

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                  • Tala
                    Fucked if I know
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 23368

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SilverTab
                    I wonder what's his THAC0 with an axe like that
                    Actually, let's just do away with THAC0 all together, since I don't like doing algebra. 3.0 rules: roll a d20 for init., roll d20 to see if you hit and add correct modifiers, and then roll hit dice to see what damage done, plus correct modifiers.

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                    • SilverTab
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                      • Nov 2001
                      • 5060

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tala
                      Depends on who's wielding it. He looks rather dwarvish....
                      I'd say half-orc:
                      "The Half-Orc is very similar to the Human in it's capabilities, apart from the fact that the half-breed seems to be much uglier and fairly sickly."
                      mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                      but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                      • SilverTab
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                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tala
                        Actually, let's just do away with THAC0 all together, since I don't like doing algebra. 3.0 rules: roll a d20 for init., roll d20 to see if you hit and add correct modifiers, and then roll hit dice to see what damage done, plus correct modifiers.
                        Only played 2.0 ! so there's no more THAC0 in 3rd edition?
                        mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                        but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                        • FACE
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 153

                          #13
                          It's a poleaxe.
                          Iraquis are going medieval on our asses.

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                          • Tala
                            Fucked if I know
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 23368

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SilverTab
                            Only played 2.0 ! so there's no more THAC0 in 3rd edition?
                            No more THAC0 in 3rd Edition, (thank the powers). MUCH easier to play, IMHO, but at the same time, still good old D&D.


                            And he's not tall enough to be a half-orc.

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                            • SilverTab
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 5060

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tala
                              No more THAC0 in 3rd Edition, (thank the powers). MUCH easier to play, IMHO, but at the same time, still good old D&D.


                              And he's not tall enough to be a half-orc.
                              Nice! Damn I need to find some players around here....never really looked at 3rd edition, but from what i've heard about it, it's just better!
                              mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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                              • BradM
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3397

                                #16
                                Since when did they get Lord of the Rings in Iraq?

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                                • Tala
                                  Fucked if I know
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 23368

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SilverTab
                                  Nice! Damn I need to find some players around here....never really looked at 3rd edition, but from what i've heard about it, it's just better!
                                  Too bad you're not close enough to join my Friday night game. Been doing a game on Friday nights for about a year now, and am getting ready to start a new campaign.

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