how to you bang a chick that is totally religous?

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  • herbal logic
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    • Feb 2004
    • 1172

    #1

    how to you bang a chick that is totally religous?

    by religous I mean goes to bible studies, church all the time, just is all around into jesus... shes from texas if that means anything..


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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Marrage

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    • WebTitan
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      • Mar 2003
      • 5114

      #3
      from behind, of course

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      • egonetworks
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        • Jan 2004
        • 6706

        #4
        Originally posted by spunky1
        Marrage
        Hahaha, a fake one is even better and worthy of laughter

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by spunky1
          Marrage


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          • Pete
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            • Jan 2001
            • 6617

            #6
            Just shove one up her ass, that usually does the trick.
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            • Dawgy
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              • Jul 2001
              • 5856

              #7
              religious people are the most sexually repressed. get em horny & theyll do whatever. i have a conversion ratio of 1:1 with religious boys, especially those mormons that come around knocking on the door
              the revolution is coming.

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              • psyko514
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                • Oct 2002
                • 22366

                #8
                Tell her that in the bible, Jesus says it's ok to fuck in the ass outside of marriage. If she asks were, tell her somewhere in the back.

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                • alcadoudou
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 186

                  #9
                  lick the pussy and warm her, it works

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                  • wdsguy
                    Ryde or Die
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 19568

                    #10
                    As long as she don't read the bible when I am poundin it

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                    • bufferover
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 25216

                      #11
                      Huh i never had that kind of case but i can guess what she will tell me when i ask her for sex " First marrage then sex"

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                      • herbal logic
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1172

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dawgy
                        religious people are the most sexually repressed. get em horny & theyll do whatever. i have a conversion ratio of 1:1 with religious boys, especially those mormons that come around knocking on the door
                        thats what im thinking.... its one or the other....

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                        • bllott
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2368

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wdsguy
                          As long as she don't read the bible when I am poundin it
                          she can read it..

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                          • Jer
                            God is Brazilian
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 10601

                            #14
                            Just tell her that God is Brazilian.

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                            • PatrickKing
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2096

                              #15
                              With Your Penis.
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                              • alcadoudou
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 186

                                #16
                                Originally posted by herbal logic
                                by religous I mean goes to bible studies, church all the time, just is all around into jesus... shes from texas if that means anything..


                                discuss
                                tell her you are Jesus !
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                                • Illicit
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11895

                                  #17
                                  just get her really horny, she'll give it up
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                                  • psyko514
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                                    • Oct 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by alcadoudou
                                    tell her you are Jesus!
                                    either that, or tell her Jesus/God told you to fuck her.

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                                    • alcadoudou
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                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 186

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by psyko514
                                      either that, or tell her Jesus/God told you to fuck her.
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                                      • PatrickKing
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 2096

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by alcadoudou
                                        tell her you are Jesus !
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                                        • herbal logic
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 1172

                                          #21
                                          ok I go try all the wonderful advice in this thread now

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                                          • directfiesta
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 30166

                                            #22
                                            Disguise as a priest....



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                                            • zzgundamnzz
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 6102

                                              #23
                                              This is how you do it.

                                              1. Get friend to rent minister costume
                                              2. Tell her that your being deported and need to be married this week. Marriage ceremony must be kept secret because you told Immigration that you were already married.
                                              3. Tell her you love her and have found GOD through her
                                              4. Have wedding.
                                              5. Consumate fake wedding.


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                                              • escorpio
                                                doesn't fuck around.
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 23485

                                                #24
                                                When it comes to fucking very religious girls...just don't.


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                                                • mryellow
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 934

                                                  #25
                                                  Tell her God speaks to you and He said He wants her to take a load on the face!

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                                                  • bhutocracy
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                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 10218

                                                    #26

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                                                    • alcadoudou
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                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 186

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                      lovely ;)
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                                                      • Doctor Dre
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                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 51692

                                                        #28
                                                        You tell her you want to marry her then you dumb her . But too much fucking trouble just find another one there are plenty of girls out there
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                                                        • Manny Z
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                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 76

                                                          #29
                                                          Bend her over a pew.

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                                                          • bllott
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                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 2368

                                                            #30
                                                            in the asshole

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                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 58202

                                                              #31
                                                              Back door sex


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                                                              • jojojo
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                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 2318

                                                                #32
                                                                same way you get a cheap ass surfer to pay for porn... make them horny first
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                                                                • BMI Lace
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                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 16116

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yeah I'd like to bang this moron chick that dances at my buddy's studio.

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                                                                  • Abyss_Vee
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 5208

                                                                    #34
                                                                    woop it out and shove it in her

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                                                                    • maxdaname
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 5193

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I know a lot of religious girls and the only way is marriage...

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                                                                      • Pornwolf
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 22712

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Tell em, I think I could marry you.
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                                                                        • alcadoudou
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 186

                                                                          #37
                                                                          praise god

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                                                                          • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 4292

                                                                            #38
                                                                            dress up like god

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                                                                            • TheMob?
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                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 8584

                                                                              #39
                                                                              that sounds like a paysite idea

                                                                              Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                                              This is how you do it.

                                                                              1. Get friend to rent minister costume
                                                                              2. Tell her that your being deported and need to be married this week. Marriage ceremony must be kept secret because you told Immigration that you were already married.
                                                                              3. Tell her you love her and have found GOD through her
                                                                              4. Have wedding.
                                                                              5. Consumate fake wedding.

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                                                                              • Goose
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                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                • 5725

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                                                lol good idea...

                                                                                but I think just keep your hands and balls away from those religious women, they tend to be a flop in bed
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                                                                                • RicardoB
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 2576

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Convince her it's God's will

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                                                                                  • the_wizz
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                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                    • 1633

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    As someone else said... don't.

                                                                                    Its not worth it.
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                                                                                    • Lykos
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                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 31027

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Tell her god want u to do that

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