Originally Posted by Wolfy

I said $50 to call the office and ask if she is there.

I should mention that if she is there, that's another $20, and if I actually want to talk to her that's good for $75. If, by chance, she picks up the phone within 3 minutes I get whacked $26, if she is pleasant on the phone (which she always is) I see an additional $42 on the bill. Now, if I want to speak while she is holding the phone, we immediately go to current phone sex rates multiplied by a random number, 2-45. I got lucky once and hit a 6.