haha. I have a story to tell. I was going to Las Vegas from Burbank Airport in California. I walk through the detector and it went off. I had nothing in my pockets(I thought) they pull me aside and ask to check me and my bags. I let them. Being how I use to sell Sex Toys my bad was full of Lube, Vibrators, and Fake Pussies. (All were boxed though). Anyways they are rubbing the wand all over me and it goes off by my left pocket. I reach in my left pocket and pull out a tiny tiny cornor of a trojan condom. The aluminum inside the wrapper was setting it off. The guy wanding me just laughed and I was on my way.
