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  • Mr. Marks
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 7517
    #1

    Marriage is for MORONS

    There's a saying "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free"?

    That saying applies to getting married. When you think about it--the downside fucks up the upside.

    Upside

    Unlimited (theoretically) sex
    someone to support you while you're growing your biz

    Downside

    Half your shit when things don't work out
    Kids turned against you by a vindicted beeeyotch


    I don't know but living together INDEFINITELY is looking quite good.


    Your thoughts?
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    • Paul Markham
      Too old to care
      • Jun 2001
      • 52942
      #2
      Marriage only sucks for morons.

      I love being married, having children and all the other things that go with it.

      Today you may be able to get free milk, tomorrow the scows might think you are a moron.



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        • Shortbread
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          • Dec 2003
          • 2181
          #3
          I feel sorry for you. Maybe one day you will grow up and realize that marriage is a wonderful thing shared by two people in love.

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            • ukxtra
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              • Jan 2003
              • 844
              #4
              Originally posted by charly
              Marriage only sucks for morons.

              I love being married, having children and all the other things that go with it.

              Today you may be able to get free milk, tomorrow the scows might think you are a moron.
              It's just like every other thing thats worthwhile, you've got to work at it

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                • escorpio
                  doesn't fuck around.
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 23486
                  #5
                  I'm with you, papichulo!
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                    • newsdude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1969
                      #6
                      Morons don't get married, they just get laid!
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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Shortbread
                          I feel sorry for you. Maybe one day you will grow up and realize that marriage is a wonderful thing shared by two people in love.

                          That's true until they wake up one day and both or one of them fell out of it!

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                            • Mr. Marks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7517
                              #8
                              Originally posted by reynold
                              That's true until they wake up one day and both or one of them fell out of it!
                              exactly. I don't mean to be pessimistic but I'd rather be realistic

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                                • Mr. Marks
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 7517
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                  That's true until they wake up one day and both or one of them fell out of it!
                                  exactly. I don't mean to be pessimistic but I'd rather be realistic

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                                    • kmanrox
                                      aka K-Man
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 29295
                                      #10
                                      i concur wholeheartedly.
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                                        • RicardoB
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2576
                                          #11
                                          I just never understood the use of it.

                                          And believe me people have tried to explain it to me so it's probably just me

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                                            • Mr. Marks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 7517
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by RicardoB
                                              I just never understood the use of it.

                                              And believe me people have tried to explain it to me so it's probably just me
                                              Supposedly, its some sort of SOCIAL compact to FORMALIZE love.

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                                                • xclusive
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 35218
                                                  #13
                                                  I love being married. Just make sure you marry the right girl and that she us the one for you for the rest of your life. If you find a girl like i have that will support you and even help you with anything and you will be more successful. Trust me.

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                                                    • Mr. Marks
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 7517
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by xclusive
                                                      I love being married. Just make sure you marry the right girl and that she us the one for you for the rest of your life. If you find a girl like i have that will support you and even help you with anything and you will be more successful. Trust me.
                                                      Why even get married if you love somebody? Who dictates that you have to marry them? Is your 'love' any more valuable since you married instead of lived together?


                                                      Just some questions.

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                                                        • stev0
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 6801
                                                          #15
                                                          Get a prenuptial agreement, and there goes half the downside.

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                                                            • stev0
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 6801
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by papichulo
                                                              Why even get married if you love somebody? Who dictates that you have to marry them? Is your 'love' any more valuable since you married instead of lived together?


                                                              Just some questions.
                                                              Nah, being married is no different ...

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                                                                • Merrioc
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 249
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I've been married twice... first was a waste and totally for the wrong reasons....

                                                                  second time, its been 9 years, and people still roll there eyes at us cause were always so "cute" we've worked together in the industry for 7 of the 9 years of that time, we also can't stand to be apart. I recently went to phili for a to do some work for a client (24-7 live, hey john you need to drink more juice) and couldn't stand not having her around me I barely slept. We are together all the time and I preffer it that way. Marriage for morons? um no I think your just a little bitter from a bad situation.

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                                                                    • xclusive
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 35218
                                                                      #18
                                                                      My life is so better being married, I have a true partner and don't have to worry about anything other than business. You just have to find somebody that is serious about marriage. You will find a lot of people that will get married because they think it's the next step in a relationship. They will fail. You have to get married because you truly love the person and want to spend the rest of your life with her. So my love grows everyday for my wife because we both have that mindset that we were meant for each other and I couldn't be happier. But this is something you have to answer for yourself man and remember don't be pressured into it do it for yourself.

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                                                                        • nnk
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 345
                                                                          #19
                                                                          that's why I'm not married

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                                                                            • axelcat
                                                                              Adult Locals
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 25450
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Marriage is a good thing

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                                                                                • Sony
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 495
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by newsdude
                                                                                  Morons don't get married, they just get laid!

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                                                                                    • Sly_RJ
                                                                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 17042
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I think a lot of people get married for the wrong reasons... they think it's the next step, they want to have children, they want to fit in, they feel comfortable "settling" for what they have instead of looking for the person that they truly love. It's those people that have marriage problems. And I'll bet you any money marriage isn't the only relationship problem these people have... maybe they don't get along with family members, have problems getting along with dates, etc.

                                                                                      It seems that people who know how to communicate well and are understanding always have better overall relationships, including marriage.
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                                                                                        • WebTitan
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 5114
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          married and LOVING it.

                                                                                          i would not give anything to have to go back to dating, worrying about getting fucking aids or some other shit from some ho'

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                                                                                            • Lucy
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 3969
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              if you won't ever try,you won't ever know. I think marriage is good thing. I am not married, but I want to one day...with the right person. It's all about love, trusting, to be honest...and I think that it's the most beautiful thing

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                                                                                                • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 2055
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Marriage is totally the way to go, IF, (and thats a big IF) you find the right person, and its for the right reasons. I see my parents who have been happily married for 28 years...still more in love then the first day together.

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                                                                                                    • Firehorse
                                                                                                      Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 30767
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Marriage is a wonderful journey if you know how to travel!
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                                                                                                        • Nanda
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                          • 5310
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Merrioc
                                                                                                          I've been married twice... first was a waste and totally for the wrong reasons....

                                                                                                          second time, its been 9 years, and people still roll there eyes at us cause were always so "cute" we've worked together in the industry for 7 of the 9 years of that time, we also can't stand to be apart. I recently went to phili for a to do some work for a client (24-7 live, hey john you need to drink more juice) and couldn't stand not having her around me I barely slept. We are together all the time and I preffer it that way. Marriage for morons? um no I think your just a little bitter from a bad situation.
                                                                                                          This is true, you get to the point where the person you are married to is your best friend. Yes, there will be times you have arguments, but the bond that you share with that person is so special and wonderful!
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                                                                                                            • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                              • 7517
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                                              Marriage is totally the way to go, IF, (and thats a big IF) you find the right person, and its for the right reasons. I see my parents who have been happily married for 28 years...still more in love then the first day together.

                                                                                                              True, all about the RIGHT person. But what about answering my questions earlier?

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                                                                                                                • sexualdiva
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                  • 215
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lucy
                                                                                                                  if you won't ever try,you won't ever know. I think marriage is good thing. I am not married, but I want to one day...with the right person. It's all about love, trusting, to be honest...and I think that it's the most beautiful thing

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                                                                                                                    • cool1
                                                                                                                      sex is good
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                      • 24939
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Marriage ia what you make it.
                                                                                                                      The harder you work at it the better it becomes.

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                                                                                                                        • KRL
                                                                                                                          Entrepreneur
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 31429
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Your odds are about 1 out of 2 that it will work and conversely 1 out of 2 that it won't.

                                                                                                                          Its a lot like looking at a glass of water and thinking is it half full or half empty.

                                                                                                                          I recommend marriage only when you are really ready to settle down and share the rest of your life with one partner and want to build a family. Otherwise stay single.

                                                                                                                          I've been married twice. One lasted a short time, one pretty long but in the end they both fell apart. I doubt I'll ever get married again, it feels way better at my age now being free and independent again.

                                                                                                                          A lot of the elements of marriage are out of date with the way people live in today's world.
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                                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Merrioc
                                                                                                                              I've been married twice... first was a waste and totally for the wrong reasons....

                                                                                                                              second time, its been 9 years, and people still roll there eyes at us cause were always so "cute" we've worked together in the industry for 7 of the 9 years of that time, we also can't stand to be apart. I recently went to phili for a to do some work for a client (24-7 live, hey john you need to drink more juice) and couldn't stand not having her around me I barely slept. We are together all the time and I preffer it that way. Marriage for morons? um no I think your just a little bitter from a bad situation.

                                                                                                                              Seems you've seen both sides of that world!

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                                                                                                                                • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 7517
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Does a couple's LOVE become more precious or more valuable that they've become MARRIED?

                                                                                                                                  Is LOVE without marriage just as valuable as LOVE with marriage?

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                                                                                                                                    • baycouples
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 1341
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Usually people stop thinking this way once they turn 20 or so, or after they get divorced. Either way I disagree. Marraige is more than about sex. Also, lots of couples nowdays swing ( therefore my site http://baycouples.com ) - so variety in sex is not a problem.

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                                                                                                                                        • Elli
                                                                                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 17991
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                                                                                          Why even get married if you love somebody? Who dictates that you have to marry them? Is your 'love' any more valuable since you married instead of lived together?


                                                                                                                                          Just some questions.
                                                                                                                                          Good point. I've been together with my man for 10 years now, and living together almost the full time. No, we're not officially married, but tax laws say we are. Why give up my last name and have to get all new ID? Why go to a church when neither of us are religious? Why spend 1500$ on a ring when we would both rather spend the money on fixing up the house or on a trip? Does it mean we love each other any less? I say no.
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                                                                                                                                            • Rochard
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 75762
                                                                                                                                              #36
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                                                                                                                                                • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 7517
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                                                                                  Good point. I've been together with my man for 10 years now, and living together almost the full time. No, we're not officially married, but tax laws say we are. Why give up my last name and have to get all new ID? Why go to a church when neither of us are religious? Why spend 1500$ on a ring when we would both rather spend the money on fixing up the house or on a trip? Does it mean we love each other any less? I say no.

                                                                                                                                                  Thank you! That's my point.

                                                                                                                                                  It seems that the marriage 'ritual' really tests a person's value -- do you do things because of what YOU want or because of SOCIAL validation.

                                                                                                                                                  Good thing that we live in a modern enough age that people can QUESTION social assumptions.

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