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  • Funky Bastard
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 2544

    #1

    Investors get in this thread!

    Here's my plan for 05 I am working hard I have a few other projects set up to tie in with this. As you all know I am not rich and still need content design for paysites so if anybody wants to sign on with me and help make this the next big thing please hit me up I will make it worth your time and money!

    KSHmedia.com - Company

    NookieBucks.com - Sponsor

    AfterSchoolFacials.com - Paysite
    TrophyWifeSwingers.com - Paysite
    SpringBreakBangers.com - Paysite

    AsianFiesta.com - MGP
    SpermFiesta.com - MGP
    SpicyFiesta.com - MGP

    Full Business Plan apon request!
  • Mike Okitch
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 4126

    #2
    I'll invest right away.

    What percentage of the action will I get for a nickel?
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    • Jace
      FBOP Class Of 2013
      • Jan 2004
      • 35562

      #3
      just don't know what to say

      i am sure someone else will take the words out of my mouth for me

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      • Funky Bastard
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2004
        • 2544

        #4
        Originally posted by Mike Okitch
        I'll invest right away.

        What percentage of the action will I get for a nickel?
        I would love to have you thats the thing you dont need any money just have to be part of the team.

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        • mrthumbs
          salad tossing sig guy
          • Apr 2002
          • 11702

          #5

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          • Mike Okitch
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 4126

            #6
            Originally posted by JaceXXX
            just don't know what to say

            i am sure someone else will take the words out of my mouth for me
            I'll take a chance at that.

            "kak, you're a useless piece of shit moron and making the next "big thing" out of this is a sureway for any investor to guarantee a loss of money"

            I'm I taking the right words out of your mouth?
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            • mrthumbs
              salad tossing sig guy
              • Apr 2002
              • 11702

              #7
              but seriously.. this wont work.. but if yuo want i can take a look at your BP and give you my honest input. you have my icq.

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                I have 5 bucks left in moneybookers...how much action will that get me?

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                • Mike Okitch
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 4126

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HKS
                  I would love to have you thats the thing you dont need any money just have to be part of the team.
                  Don't need any money!

                  DON'T NEED ANY MONEY?????

                  Do you know what the word "investor" means?

                  You truly are a moron!
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                  • xclusive
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 35218

                    #10
                    No money needed to be an Investor? Now that's a way to make some easy money...

                    I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                    • Funky Bastard
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2544

                      #11
                      You can invest your time not only money! Anybody that seriously want's to see the game plan go ahead and shoot me an email and I will ship out the business plan to you next day air via usps so we can get the ball rolling!

                      Thanks, Kyle

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                      • Mike Okitch
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 4126

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HKS
                        You can invest your time not only money! Anybody that seriously want's to see the game plan go ahead and shoot me an email and I will ship out the business plan to you next day air via usps so we can get the ball rolling!

                        Thanks, Kyle
                        You need BOTH time AND money to start any biz.

                        If you don't understand that, I feel sorry for you and wish you luck starting a bunch of sites on freehosts.
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • Battuss
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 110

                          #13
                          lol, this is the opportunity i've been waiting for all my life!
                          where do i signup ?

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                          • Jace
                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 35562

                            #14
                            someone please have him ship them a business proposal, and then scan it and post it on here

                            pretty please

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                            • Entropy
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 4128

                              #15
                              This kid is ambitious. You'll make it one day dude.
                              The Gay Market Is Where The Money's At!
                              AlleyBucks Is The Queer Eye For Straight Webmaster Guys
                              CCBill Based Affiliate Program With Hosted Galleries


                              ICQ: 226-359-635

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                              • xclusive
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 35218

                                #16
                                I'll bite I just emailed you my info and i'll take a look and give you my serious opinion on it.

                                I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                                • the alchemist
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 3271

                                  #17
                                  Hi HKS,

                                  if you are serious and honest, we can discuss a partnership. I have time, experience, a staff, and I own an ISP with gigabits of bandwithd. Contact me so we can talk.

                                  Best,
                                  264 349 400

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                                  • Funky Bastard
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 2544

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                    You need BOTH time AND money to start any biz.

                                    If you don't understand that, I feel sorry for you and wish you luck starting a bunch of sites on freehosts.
                                    Your right some people have the time and some people have the money and some people have both. Me I have all the time in the world but minimum amount of money so I need people with Money, Design work, Content, Advertising, etc etc If you got 2 hands and a computer then I could find something for you todo to make money with me.

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                                    • 69pornlinks
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 5560

                                      #19
                                      if you're really serious you would turn these 'paysites' into preminum avs and push traffic to them like you would a sponsor
                                      It IS what it IS

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                                      • Funky Bastard
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 2544

                                        #20
                                        Bump anybody else want to invest their time or money?

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                                        • emthree
                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 10816

                                          #21
                                          TIP#1: Sponsor programs will not make you rich, since no one will promote you.
                                          TIP#2: Build up your own traffic, and do not depend on the skills of others.
                                          TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

                                          • Sell Patches & Pills •

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                                          • Jace
                                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 35562

                                            #22
                                            best tip I have ever seen

                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)

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                                            • Funky Bastard
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 2544

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by emthree
                                              TIP#1: Sponsor programs will not make you rich, since no one will promote you.
                                              TIP#2: Build up your own traffic, and do not depend on the skills of others.
                                              TIP#3: Stop being such an idiot, and aim lower. (much much lower)
                                              Thanks for the tips I am not trying to be rich success means more to me then money and this has been something I have relly been wanting to do.

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                                              • brand0n
                                                been very busy
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 26983

                                                #24
                                                wow. honestly im amazed.
                                                wow.
                                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                • Mike Okitch
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 4126

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by HKS
                                                  Your right some people have the time and some people have the money and some people have both. Me I have all the time in the world but minimum amount of money so I need people with Money, Design work, Content, Advertising, etc etc If you got 2 hands and a computer then I could find something for you todo to make money with me.
                                                  I got two hands and a computer allright.

                                                  But hell will freeze over before I do business with you.
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                                                  • dcortez
                                                    DINO CORTEZâ„¢
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 2145

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by HKS
                                                    Here's my plan for 05 I am working hard I have a few other projects set up to tie in with this. As you all know I am not rich and still need content design for paysites so if anybody wants to sign on with me and help make this the next big thing please hit me up I will make it worth your time and money!
                                                    Originally posted by HKS
                                                    GFY is going down hill!
                                                    It's just plain crap bunch of worthless bullshit!
                                                    Quad Erat Demonstratum.

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                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4126

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by dcortez
                                                      Quad Erat Demonstratum.
                                                      Well said
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                                                      • Chris
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 27880

                                                        #28
                                                        this is classic
                                                        gotta keep this bumped
                                                        investers that dont need money to invest in an affilate program you are trying to start?
                                                        bwhahaha
                                                        [email protected]

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                                                        • TheMob
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 8584

                                                          #29
                                                          how much do you need? gimme paypal

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                                                          • Jace
                                                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 35562

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JupZChris
                                                            this is classic
                                                            gotta keep this bumped
                                                            investers that dont need money to invest in an affilate program you are trying to start?
                                                            bwhahaha
                                                            hahahah....good idea

                                                            bookmarked now

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                                                            • quiet
                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 25115

                                                              #31
                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                              • nofx
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 16826

                                                                #32
                                                                let me guess

                                                                KSHmedia = Kyle S. Hoppes media

                                                                not very original

                                                                Often times I wonder why
                                                                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                • Mike Okitch
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 4126

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                                  let me guess

                                                                  KSHmedia = Kyle S. Hoppes media

                                                                  not very original
                                                                  Either that or some weird spelling of "cash"
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                                                                  • nofx
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 16826

                                                                    #34
                                                                    hahah bump

                                                                    Often times I wonder why
                                                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                    • GeXus
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 3320

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This guy is no joke... He is even using Yahoo! "Small Business" web hosting...

                                                                      Just check out quality of the leaves on this "company" site.. This "company" has some strong goals.. they are going to be the top company for "adult website developent internet marketing"

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                                                                      • Entropy
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 4128

                                                                        #36
                                                                        At least he trying to make money in adult in more ways than a sig...That alone beats 90% of the board.
                                                                        The Gay Market Is Where The Money's At!
                                                                        AlleyBucks Is The Queer Eye For Straight Webmaster Guys
                                                                        CCBill Based Affiliate Program With Hosted Galleries


                                                                        ICQ: 226-359-635

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                                                                        • Tala
                                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 23368

                                                                          #37
                                                                          This is entertainment!

                                                                          ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                                                                          • Fake Nick
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 7708

                                                                            #38
                                                                            what is your expected ROI ? lets say I invest $10K what am I to expect that will happen to that money in 18 months time ?

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                                                                            • jimmyf
                                                                              OU812
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 12651

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                                                              This is entertainment!
                                                                              yes it is among other things.
                                                                              Epic CashEpic Cash works for me
                                                                              Solar Cash Paysite Plugin
                                                                              Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

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                                                                              • DrewKole
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 5193

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Shrugs, atleast he's doing more with his time, than just trolling in "his" threads.

                                                                                It's amazing the people that ride him in every single thread, don't realize they're the joke, not him.

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                                                                                • Bigwilly
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 1101

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  is HKS the same guy who was lobbying to make it to the gfy donkey list?

                                                                                  Adult Friend Finder, Best Conversions ive found, try them out

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                                                                                  • Jace
                                                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 35562

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by DrewKole
                                                                                    Shrugs, atleast he's doing more with his time, than just trolling in "his" threads.

                                                                                    It's amazing the people that ride him in every single thread, don't realize they're the joke, not him.
                                                                                    here is a bump just for you

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                                                                                    • Hustlin Entertainment
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 2326

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfrfrr

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                                                                                      • Hustlin Entertainment
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 2326

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        anotjer bump for this thread

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                                                                                        • Mako
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 1986

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Props to Jace for the following:


                                                                                          The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
                                                                                          a.k.a. Funky Bastard
                                                                                          a.k.a. kak_azn
                                                                                          a.k.a. HKS
                                                                                          a.k.a. JimmyBones
                                                                                          -----------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                          The first post - 05-13-04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

                                                                                          Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

                                                                                          Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

                                                                                          Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

                                                                                          Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

                                                                                          Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

                                                                                          Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

                                                                                          He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

                                                                                          He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

                                                                                          Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

                                                                                          The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

                                                                                          Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
                                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

                                                                                          Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

                                                                                          Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

                                                                                          Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

                                                                                          Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

                                                                                          bitching about not getting his sig money
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

                                                                                          wondering who is into atm on the board
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

                                                                                          registering a porns website
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

                                                                                          his petition to ban me
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

                                                                                          selling proxy lists
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

                                                                                          trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

                                                                                          wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

                                                                                          trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

                                                                                          Wondering why he has to file taxes
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

                                                                                          trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

                                                                                          Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

                                                                                          Asking for investors
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

                                                                                          wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

                                                                                          Begging for money
                                                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

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                                                                                          • Murderous
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                            • 3938

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Here is a tip... learn to write pdf files... they take up less space and don't cost nearly as much to ship via air usps.

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                                                                                            • Master at Work
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 312

                                                                                              #47

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