Have you ever sat down on the toilet and started to take a dump, and suddenly you get the feeling that you're not really sitting on the toilet, but instead you're in your bed dreaming that you're sitting on the toilet? So you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you're really awake and taking your dump in the toilet, and not sleeping and shitting in your bed instead.
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Uh....yeeeahhh...
Actually, I will have dreams that I'm like in the woods or somewhere and I'm about ready to go pee. And I'll wait up needing to piss. Or sometimes...I don't wake up.Insert Value Here. -
That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man
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Care to share whatever that is that you are smoking....Originally posted by Harry P. Ness
Have you ever sat down on the toilet and started to take a dump, and suddenly you get the feeling that you're not really sitting on the toilet, but instead you're in your bed dreaming that you're sitting on the toilet? So you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you're really awake and taking your dump in the toilet, and not sleeping and shitting in your bed instead.
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Originally posted by milhouse_dick
That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man
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Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.Originally posted by Paul Waters
Care to share whatever that is that you are smoking....
I turn myself on.Comment
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some of you guys are weird.
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So are you hairy now then?Originally posted by Harry P. Ness
Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.Selfpleasure.com for sale on auction. Closes on Tuesday March 11th at 9pm PST!!!!
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aliens briOriginally posted by Harry P. Ness
Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.Comment
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sometimes i even wake up in pool of cold piss after a whileOriginally posted by -=HOAX=-
Uh....yeeeahhh...
Actually, I will have dreams that I'm like in the woods or somewhere and I'm about ready to go pee. And I'll wait up needing to piss. Or sometimes...I don't wake up.Comment
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Yeah, that was a few years ago. It's all grown back by now, and then some!Originally posted by malakajoe
So are you hairy now then?I turn myself on.Comment
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It's a good thing you wake up before you have finished dumping! Just imagine the mess you'd make!
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Hmm... now that you mention it, my ass did hurt that day. I just figured that whoever stole my hair had themselves some anal lovin while they were at it. Guess I should have checked for a leftover probe!Originally posted by wdsguy
aliens briI turn myself on.Comment
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funny !Originally posted by milhouse_dick
That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man
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You just wiped? That means you're one of those people who don't wash?!
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