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  • xenigo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 8067
    #1

    my mom is ridiculous

    Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

    Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.
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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470
      #2
      maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........
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        • m00d
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2002
          • 3129
          #3

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            • myjah
              Back in the harbor
              • Sep 2003
              • 11482
              #4
              just shows how much she cares about you
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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271
                  #5
                  She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

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                    • mrthumbs
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 11702
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                      maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

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                        • Jer
                          God is Brazilian
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 10601
                          #7
                          Google some information about the HIV, print and give it to her. It's that simple.

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                            • Jer
                              God is Brazilian
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 10601
                              #8
                              Hey xenigo, do you fuck your models?

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                                • misty
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 187
                                  #9
                                  My mom is like that too

                                  I had a friend who was a male stripper and I started dating him...I should have never told her... She started emailing me every ten minutes...

                                  gn gn you will become a stripper too... gn gn drugs ... I,m worried for you... maybe yor father is not like that but I didnt raise my children that way... if I meet him, will he show me his dick too? No values gn gn...

                                  god.

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                                    • adsproul
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 295
                                      #10
                                      Wait, you said you Did have sex with a few of your models....


                                      Wait, Don't you shoot Gay porn?


                                      Wait, Did your mom tell you about US yet?


                                      OK, Keep going.....

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978
                                          #11
                                          Just Mom being a Mom.

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                                            • bllott
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 2368
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by xenigo
                                              Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

                                              Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.
                                              she's not, why are you asking us?

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                                                • Brat
                                                  Got MIDs?
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 1545
                                                  #13
                                                  yup
                                                  just a mom being a mom.no better way to say it. mine would do the same.

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                                                    • Nanda
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5310
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                      She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.
                                                      True! Your mom is just being a mom, and just because she is ignorant about aids doesn't make her dumb...she was raised in a different era, different values, different ideas. She loves you, and hopefully you can appreciate her for who she is, and accept the love she gives you. Mom's seem a bit annoying at times, but it's because they just love us and want whats best for us!
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                                                        • Gheenz
                                                          Here's Your Sign
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 2410
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Nanda
                                                          True! Your mom is just being a mom, and just because she is ignorant about aids doesn't make her dumb...she was raised in a different era, different values, different ideas. She loves you, and hopefully you can appreciate her for who she is, and accept the love she gives you. Mom's seem a bit annoying at times, but it's because they just love us and want whats best for us!
                                                          Very true. My mom's awesome and I totally appreciate her and everything she's ever done for us
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                                                            • jhauser
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                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 2924
                                                              #16
                                                              Ahh she just loves her child. Take that as a compliment in that mother sort of way.
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                                                                • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 4292
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                  maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........

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                                                                    • DreamCumTrue
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 2985
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                                      She's a mom, what else reason does she need? She just want you to know that she cares more about you than you might think.

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                                                                        • Honeyslut
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 6436
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Your mom sounds about as bright as mine.

                                                                          My mother tried to tell me I was depressed last year and I need anti depressant medicine cause I would not go out much due to my difficulty breathing and high blood pressure.

                                                                          It was fucking ASTHMA causing all my symptoms and if I listened to her , I would probably be dead by now.



                                                                          Just smile and agree with her. Women from that era never change.
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                                                                            • pimplink
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 9535
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Maybe after giving in on her request, you could teach her a few lessons on AIDS so that she won't appear that ignorant anymore!

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                                                                                • Kard63
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                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 8944
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                  maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........
                                                                                  I don't know anyone that left home at 17 that finished highschool. I think they were all hoodrats too.

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                                                                                    • LiveDose
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                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 25792
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                      Just Mom being a Mom.

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                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          my mom is a PHD, a scientist and one of the smartest people I know. However, when I was a teen and doing a lot of peer to peer HIV/AIDS work she was heard to utter the words 'yes, Sarah, but what if you had a cut and one of those people you are working with also had a cut and decided to rub their cut over your cut..it could happen.'


                                                                                          yeah, okay mom.


                                                                                          If your parents are religious at all use the reasoning that Jesus went to the leppers.

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                                                                                            • nofx
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 16826
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.

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                                                                                                • wild-cat
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 908
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  she's just making shur her litlle boy is ok

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                                                                                                    • newsdude
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                      • 1969
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      You're still lucky to have your mom around. Just let her know how much you appreciate her concern since it's quite obvious how much she loves you!
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                                                                                                        • hova
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 22430
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • Platinumpimp
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                              • 10214
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                              your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.
                                                                                                              really?
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                                                                                                                • Manowar
                                                                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                                  your mom is stoopid! tell her that having AIDS is the cool thing to do now.
                                                                                                                  i guess your a "bug chaser"

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                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      At least you know she cares about you.


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                                                                                                                        • Tania
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                          • 5393
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          i agree wit you

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                                                                                                                            • Mr.Fiction
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9484
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by misty
                                                                                                                              My mom is like that too

                                                                                                                              I had a friend who was a male stripper and I started dating him...I should have never told her... She started emailing me every ten minutes...

                                                                                                                              gn gn you will become a stripper too... gn gn drugs ... I,m worried for you... maybe yor father is not like that but I didnt raise my children that way... if I meet him, will he show me his dick too? No values gn gn...

                                                                                                                              god.
                                                                                                                              Does she know you get naked on the web? Maybe she was right and the stripper guy corrupted you?
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                                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                  maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........
                                                                                                                                  HAHAHAHAHA

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                                                                                                                                    • goatease
                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 19
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      i think the pressing question is that if you actually loved a slut, and she had an std, would it make a difference? raincoats are the way to go, especially with acid rain, but sometimes you wanna protect your nice shoes, too!

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                                                                                                                                        • Adultnet
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 8713
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                          maybe you should move out of your parents house.......most people do at age 17 or 18..........


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                                                                                                                                            • Wrestlingdiva
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 182
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Surprisingly my mother said nothing about the AIDS thing. But she does seem to think that because I own a porn site I will be on it. Uh...no...

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                                                                                                                                                • kowntafit
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 4667
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Your mum needs to do 'Contracting AIDS 101'.

                                                                                                                                                  This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                                                                                                                    • Nembrionic
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 2424
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                                                                                      Told me just a second ago that "you should really be tested for HIV, considering the people that you're around all the time". HAHAHA. I said "mom, I don't fuck my models", and she replies with "well, I'd really be worried about contracting something if I were you". Once again, I say "I don't fuck my models", and she says "sure, but your models sit on your furniture and such, and it can be transmitted through bodily fluids".

                                                                                                                                                      Jesus christ I thought my mom was smarter than this.
                                                                                                                                                      You'd be surprised how many people don't know this shit...

                                                                                                                                                      I think it's sweet she's so concerend with your wellbeing, but perhaps it's time you buy her a sex education book for her birthday :D

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                                                                                                                                                        • Gemini
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 7183
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          If your Mom is still around when you are 50... she'll STILL be doing that. Thats her J O B. You'll appreciate it more when you get older and even more when she's NOT there to do it.

                                                                                                                                                          Kard...

                                                                                                                                                          Just short of 17, I was on my own, Mom being 1500 miles from here AND I graduated High School.. didn't make it to college as soon as I would have liked but I DID get thru that too. lol


                                                                                                                                                          Oh wait... the newer generations don't have the drive the older ones did. Flunk math? Drop out. lol
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                                                                                                                                                            • demented
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                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 2388
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              My mother seems to think that ALL PORN SITES on the net are AGAINST THE LAW! The FBI is gona be busting down my door any minute according to her.

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                                                                                                                                                                • KRL
                                                                                                                                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 31429
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Be thankful you have someone who genuinely cares about you.

                                                                                                                                                                  One day she'll be gone. Appreciate the years you have to share with one of the two people who created you.

                                                                                                                                                                  You'll be a parent eventually too and then you'll see how hard that job is.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Tofu
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 5615
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                                                                                      One day she'll be gone. Appreciate the years you have to share with one of the two people who created you.
                                                                                                                                                                      verywell said KRL. Even though i dont see mi Dad , there is so much I would give up just to kick it with him for a weekend.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Lucy
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3969
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jhauser
                                                                                                                                                                          Ahh she just loves her child. Take that as a compliment in that mother sort of way.
                                                                                                                                                                          agreed, she is just showing you how much she cares.......

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                                                                                                                                                                            • bllott
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2368
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lucy
                                                                                                                                                                              agreed, she is just showing you how much she cares.......
                                                                                                                                                                              right on

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