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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    Need a financial planner....

    I spend way too fucking much... close to $2k in 10 days....

    should he be the same guy that does your taxes (bookkeeper)?
    if not how do I find them? how much do they charge? etc...

    Anyone have 1?


  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2
    bump no one?


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    • egonetworks
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      • Jan 2004
      • 6706

      #3
      Make more money. There is your financial planning advice.

      Or call companies like Freedom 55 Financial - they've got lots of staff Financial Security Advisors.

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      • Oracle Porn
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        • Oct 2002
        • 24433

        #4
        Originally posted by egonetworks
        Make more money. There is your financial planning advice.

        Or call companies like Freedom 55 Financial - they've got lots of staff Financial Security Advisors.
        I'm not in financial trouble you numbnut...
        I just want to save more money than spend it on shit.


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        • hetomito
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          • Feb 2003
          • 446

          #5
          I wish I could help but I can't.. sorry.
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          • juicylinks
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            • Apr 2001
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            #6

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            • egonetworks
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              • Jan 2004
              • 6706

              #7
              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


              I'm not in financial trouble you numbnut...
              I just want to save more money than spend it on shit.
              Then stop spending money on stupid shit. You want a financial planner to charge you money to tell you to stop spending? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

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              • username
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                • Aug 2003
                • 702

                #8
                hire me i'll become a financial planner, seriously.

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                • Abyss_Vee
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5208

                  #9
                  Originally posted by egonetworks


                  Then stop spending money on stupid shit. You want a financial planner to charge you money to tell you to stop spending? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

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                  • Oracle Porn
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by username
                    hire me i'll become a financial planner, seriously.
                    ya alright
                    give me your phone number and account info and ill wire you some money first thing tommorow morning.


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                    • newbreed
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 9898

                      #11
                      It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?

                      Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                      I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                      fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                      • escsweb
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 147

                        #12
                        Best thing for you to do since I can only assume you are 18-19 is setup a Roth IRA. if you put the max in until you retire you will have millions over tax free

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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13
                          Originally posted by newbreed
                          It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?
                          how old are you?


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                          • Oracle Porn
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 24433

                            #14
                            Originally posted by escsweb
                            Best thing for you to do since I can only assume you are 18-19 is setup a Roth IRA. if you put the max in until you retire you will have millions over tax free
                            darn if I only knew what's roth IRA...


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                            • egonetworks
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6706

                              #15
                              Originally posted by newbreed
                              It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?
                              I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

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                              • Oracle Porn
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 24433

                                #16
                                Originally posted by egonetworks


                                I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance
                                your mom only gives you only lunch money huh?


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                                • egonetworks
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6706

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                  darn if I only knew what's roth IRA...
                                  http://www.fairmark.com/rothira/

                                  n00b.

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                                  • egonetworks
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 6706

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                    your mom only gives you only lunch money huh?
                                    Not even, I usually just beat up punks like you for their lunch money on my way to the office.

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                                    • newbreed
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 9898

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                      how old are you?
                                      28

                                      Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                                      I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                                      fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                                      • newbreed
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 9898

                                        #20
                                        While we're at it, how old are you?

                                        Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                                        I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                                        fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 24433

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by newbreed
                                          While we're at it, how old are you?
                                          19...
                                          you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.


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                                          • egonetworks
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                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 6706

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                            19...
                                            you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.
                                            He had a financial planner - so at his age he's a millionaire now; and you're still small time. Pay my 5k retainer and I'll make you a millionaire by his age too.

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                                            • Chaldoray
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 2868

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                              19...
                                              you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 24433

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by egonetworks


                                                He had a financial planner - so at his age he's a millionaire now; and you're still small time. Pay my 5k retainer and I'll make you a millionaire by his age too.
                                                dude go to your 9-5 job please. you are getting to me.
                                                shut up!


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                                                • egonetworks
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 6706

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                  dude go to your 9-5 job please. you are getting to me.
                                                  shut up!
                                                  It's 8pm here - now I'm enjoying my hobbie - getting paid 2k/week to annoy the shit outta you.

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                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 24433

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by egonetworks


                                                    It's 8pm here - now I'm enjoying my hobbie - getting paid 2k/week to annoy the shit outta you.
                                                    I feel sorry for you and your cubical.


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                                                    • Adultnet
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                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 8713

                                                      #27
                                                      On what do you spend your cash im sure we can give you some tips on the board ????


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                                                      • SR
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                                                        • Jul 2001
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                                                        #28

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                                                        • egonetworks
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6706

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                          I feel sorry for you and your cubical.
                                                          Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

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                                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 24433

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Adultnet
                                                            On what do you spend your cash im sure we can give you some tips on the board ????


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                                                            • TaDoW
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                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 3875

                                                              #31
                                                              a good one is going to cost you on the order of a cpa .. somewhere between $100 and $250 per hour ... but like I've found with my CPAs ... they're worth their weight in gold, and that expense becomes a tiny investment in what usually is a great reward.
                                                              -TaDoW

                                                              I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 24433

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by egonetworks


                                                                Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.
                                                                ******.... english is my 3rd language.


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                                                                • egonetworks
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 6706

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                  ******.... english is my 3rd language.
                                                                  Okay, thanks for clearing that up - now where is my pizza?

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                                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 24433

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by egonetworks


                                                                    Okay, thanks for clearing that up - now where is my pizza?
                                                                    in your ass you fat fuck.


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                                                                    • Fenris
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Adultnet
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 8713

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by TaDoW
                                                                        a good one is going to cost you on the order of a cpa .. somewhere between $100 and $250 per hour ... but like I've found with my CPAs ... they're worth their weight in gold, and that expense becomes a tiny investment in what usually is a great reward.
                                                                        Offcurse but they advice to companies etc.. ?


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                                                                        • TaDoW
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                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 3875

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Adultnet


                                                                          Offcurse but they advice to companies etc.. ?
                                                                          shit yeah =)
                                                                          -TaDoW

                                                                          I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                                          • beemk
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                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 20829

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by egonetworks


                                                                            I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance
                                                                            I host with Vacares

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                                                                            • buddyjuf

                                                                              #39
                                                                              what did you spend it on?

                                                                              I can easily do 2k a week but then I wouldn't be able to save much



                                                                              here is my advice, try to save at least 50% of what you make, you are very lucky that you live with your parents (which I assume you do).



                                                                              I got a very healthy bank account for my age and it keeps on getting bigger as I look into some investments.


                                                                              so once again, what did you spend it on?

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                                                                              • TheGoldenChild
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                                                                                • May 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I have one of the best guys in the Financial Planning industr handles all of the money for some BIG adult big wigs as well as Some major rock and roll bands

                                                                                You must have a minimun $200,000 to invest- he makes roughly 2.5% annually I believe on your growth

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                                                                                • ChumpChange
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                  ticking

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                                                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 24433

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                    what did you spend it on?

                                                                                    I can easily do 2k a week but then I wouldn't be able to save much



                                                                                    here is my advice, try to save at least 50% of what you make, you are very lucky that you live with your parents (which I assume you do).



                                                                                    I got a very healthy bank account for my age and it keeps on getting bigger as I look into some investments.


                                                                                    so once again, what did you spend it on?
                                                                                    Food, going out, gym.


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                                                                                    • ThePornPusher
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Nismo
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                                                                                        • May 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I spend more than $2k on underwear
                                                                                        i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                                                                        • newsdude
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                                                                                          • Apr 2004
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by egonetworks


                                                                                          Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.
                                                                                          CUBICAL? Sounds like the name of a techno band... kinda like ORBITAL
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                                                                                          • dunefield
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                                                                                            • Feb 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            i think more than anything he just wanted to brag he spent 2k in 10 days...

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                                                                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                              • 7517

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Sounds like a good idea specially if you are building capital for your financial future. You can't start too early. Its actually smarter to start now before your 20s so by the time you're in your 40's you will be very comfortable financially.

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                                                                                              • newbreed
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                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 9898

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                                19...
                                                                                                you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.
                                                                                                Who the fuck said anything about 20K? You said 2K in 10 days. I used to spend 2K in 3 or 4 days, it's not hard to do when you run a successful, profitable company.

                                                                                                Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                                                                                                I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                                                                                                fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                                                                                                • wdsguy
                                                                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 19568

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  cut up your credit cards dumbass

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                                                                                                  • newbreed
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                    • 9898

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Where did he go?

                                                                                                    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                                                                                                    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                                                                                                    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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