Why the fuck did the Trojans fall for that stupid ass horse trick?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    Why the fuck did the Trojans fall for that stupid ass horse trick?

    They had battlements; didn't they notice enemy soldiers building a fucking horse and stuffing it full of weapons?
  • Evil Jawa
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    • Nov 2001
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    #2
    myth, just like 99% of the bible

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    • Mazer Rackus
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      • Apr 2002
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      #3
      Come to think of it, why is a condom named trojan?

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      • kmanrox
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        • Oct 2001
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        #4
        why do you guys keep bringin up the Roxx story??
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        • baddog
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          • Apr 2001
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          #5
          Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
          Come to think of it, why is a condom named trojan?
          because you hide all of the little sperm soldiers inside of it

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
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            #6
            Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
            Come to think of it, why is a condom named trojan?

            because it carries a nasty suprise within

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            • wdsguy
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              • Dec 2002
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              #7
              its a fuckin myth u moron

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              • gornyhuy
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                • May 2002
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                #8
                Hindsight is 20/20.

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                • FACE
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                  • Feb 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  because you hide all of the little sperm soldiers inside of it

                  yeah - once it's within the walls, all the guys inside spill out and attack

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                  • beergood
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                    • Jun 2003
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                    #10
                    icq: 320340263

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                    • zzgundamnzz
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                      • Apr 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                      They had battlements; didn't they notice enemy soldiers building a fucking horse and stuffing it full of weapons?
                      They could of stuffed it at night. Then delivered it in the morning...

                      Horse could of been built offshore then shipped back? But then again how could they have an invincible hero who just gets killed my taking an arrow under his foot .


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                      • DarkJedi
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by wdsguy
                        its a fuckin myth u moron

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                        • PMdave
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                          • Dec 2003
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                          #13
                          read the story and you'll see that it was concidered as a gift

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                          • blackmonsters
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                            • Nov 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                            They had battlements; didn't they notice enemy soldiers building a fucking horse and stuffing it full of weapons?
                            Why did americans fall for that stupid weapons of mass destruction trick?
                            Good luck.



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                            • baddog
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                              • Apr 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


                              They could of stuffed it at night. Then delivered it in the morning...

                              that is how it was done. The Trojans saw them building the horse, they just did not know it was going to be hollow and filled with soldiers.

                              In fact, as I recall, there was one Trojan that did not trust it, and wanted to check it out, but some chick dissuaded him or the majority, and they went ahead and brought it inside the walls.

                              I have not read the Illiad in a while, and the Odyssey only touches on it very briefly.

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                              • nemesis
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                                • Sep 2001
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                                #16

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Evil Jawa
                                  myth, just like 99% of the bible
                                  The trojan horse if from Greek mythology, not the bible.
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                                  • On-top
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                                    #18
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                                    • zzgundamnzz
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                                      • Apr 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      The trojan horse if from Greek mythology, not the bible.
                                      Its sad when people think the Trojan Horse is from the bible


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                                      • mryellow
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                                        • May 2001
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                                        #20
                                        All myths have their basis in real history. Greeks and Trojans
                                        were real people, Troy was a real city, with a real war. It's just
                                        most of the facts have been forgotten and the stories evolved
                                        over the years as they were passed orally.

                                        Fiction did seem to flourish in ancient Greece however all fiction
                                        has it's base in the real world. They loved a good story.

                                        For a long time people believed Troy never existed however it did
                                        and has been found and excavated. There were some 7 cities
                                        built on the same site over the centuries.

                                        It's entirely possible the Trojan horse is a metaphor for the
                                        political situation of the time and the outcome of the war.

                                        In reality maybe the horse never existed. However with walls 16-
                                        17 feet thick and a 10 year siege, I'd find it easy to believe that
                                        the Greeks built some kind of siege engine to help with their
                                        assault of the walls. This story would have been a little flat and I
                                        can understand people retelling it giving the horse a quality of it's
                                        own as if it alone won the war.

                                        I guess the fabled reason the people of Troy fell for it is their
                                        pride and greed, which made it easy for them to accept. I guess
                                        politics would have also played a part and they wouldn't have
                                        wanted to bring more instability by refusing the gift. I'm sure if
                                        the horse ever existed as it does in the stories then it wouldn't
                                        have been the rushed bang together job we see in the movies
                                        but instead would have been a work of art made to impress not
                                        only with it's size but workmanship. Truth is it was probably just
                                        a war-machine built to defeat the cities walls.

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                                        • Evil Jawa
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                                          • Nov 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                          The trojan horse if from Greek mythology, not the bible.

                                          I said "just like the bible" not "just like in the bible" you stupid fuck.

                                          You appear to have a problem with reading comprehension or English.

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                                          • Triple 6
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                                            • Feb 2002
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                                            #22
                                            its all a lie
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                                            • mryellow
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                                              • May 2001
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                                              #23
                                              myth, just like 99% of the bible
                                              Ever read any of the bible?

                                              The few bible stories you were probably told as a kid are not
                                              good examples. Most of the bible is really boring, really
                                              straightforward history. Shit there are whole sections dedicated
                                              to nothing but listing family names and their status. It's one of
                                              the better history chronicles ever put together. Gotta look past
                                              that feather weight section at the back called the new testament
                                              and flick through some of the earlier pages.

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                                              • Pornwolf
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                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by blackmonsters


                                                Why did americans fall for that stupid weapons of mass destruction trick?
                                                Heh heh
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                                                • Pornwolf
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                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mryellow

                                                  Gotta look past
                                                  that feather weight section at the back called the new testament
                                                  and flick through some of the earlier pages.

                                                  -Ben
                                                  That is true. This is why The Old Testament is honored by Jews, Muslims and Christians alike (although it is called different names in each faith).

                                                  As a historical reference the bible can't be beat.

                                                  The New Testament is pure propaganda.
                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 51460

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Evil Jawa
                                                    I said "just like the bible" not "just like in the bible" you stupid fuck.

                                                    You appear to have a problem with reading comprehension or English.
                                                    Translation: somebody done shit in my corflakes this morning.




                                                    My my you're an ignorant twit. Are your grade 3 insults really necessary?
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                                                    • Swiftone
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters


                                                      Why did americans fall for that stupid weapons of mass destruction trick?
                                                      We didn't, but theres nothing we can do : (
                                                      Yo.

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                                                      • sexyclicks
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                                                        #28
                                                        all questions will be answered

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                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                          #29
                                                          hmm

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