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  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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    • Oct 2002
    • 10581

    #1

    Are Men Sensitive?

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

    She turns to him, invitingly ... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


  • TheMob?
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    • Jan 2003
    • 8584

    #2

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    • Tania
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      • Apr 2004
      • 5393

      #3
      of course they are

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      • BiggleJones
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        • Dec 2002
        • 2276

        #4
        true.

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        • KraZ
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          • Oct 2003
          • 2636

          #5
          Originally posted by BiggleJones
          true.
          You mean this is a true story that happened to you? Post a pic with the TeddyBear that you got

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          • coolandthegang
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            • Mar 2004
            • 157

            #6
            ...Didn't met a chick that'd be worth a nice teddy bear prize lately..
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            • Raf1
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              • Oct 2003
              • 12117

              #7
              I'm not, but I guess some are..
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              • searching
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                • Apr 2004
                • 207

                #8
                most girls are whores all they deserve is a dick & a kick (to the head)

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                • maxdaname
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 5193

                  #9

                  I didn't see that one coming!

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                  • Raven
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 6874

                    #10
                    Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

                    She turns to him, invitingly ... they kiss . and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


                    Loved it........you going to the pajama party??
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                    • kelly
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 901

                      #11
                      Too funny
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                      • Joesho
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 12329

                        #12
                        I am very sensitive...
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                        • LauraLee
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                          • Sep 2003
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                          #13
                          baahahaha!!

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                          • Goose
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                            • Mar 2004
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                            #14
                            word!
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                            • born4porn
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 38781

                              #15
                              fucking funny!

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                              • MarcyM25
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                                • Apr 2003
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                                #16
                                Haha nice!
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                                • ChewbaCreative
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                                  • Dec 2003
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                                  #17
                                  funny

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                                  • axelcat
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                                    • Jun 2002
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                                    #18

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                                    • iFliPcEss
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                                      • Dec 2003
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                                      #19

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                                      • Nanda
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 5310

                                        #20
                                        I think they are all cold.
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                                        • CDSmith
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          I used to have teddy bears in my headboard, lots of em. A bear, a pig, a fat little penguin, one of them coca cola polar bears with the coke bottle, etc. They made me look sensitive :D


                                          I was too attached to them to give them away as prizes though.


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                                          • WiredGuy
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 34516

                                            #22
                                            I play with Google.

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                                            • Lucy
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 3969

                                              #23
                                              very sensitive,

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                                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                WW4L
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 10581

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Raven


                                                Loved it........you going to the pajama party??
                                                you bet your sweet hiney I am..

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                                                • Raven
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                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 6874

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


                                                  you bet your sweet hiney I am..
                                                  Very cool. Can't wait to see your pajama outfit!!!!
                                                  Raven

                                                  ~RETIRED~

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                                                  • myjah
                                                    Back in the harbor
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 11482

                                                    #26
                                                    that's perfect...everyone should have that in their bedroom
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