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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295
    #1

    Worst Comedian In Your Opinion.

    I hate so many of them...but no one irritates me more than Rita Rudner.

    This woman has been telling the same fucking jokes for about 20 years now and tries to pass it off as fresh.
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    • overlord
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      • Dec 2003
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      #2
      Colin Quinn - 99% of his material sucks, and if he finds a good joke he always screws up the delivery.

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        • PurrrsianPussyKat
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          • Jan 2004
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            • AMADude
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              • Apr 2004
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              #4
              Rita Rudner is annoying.
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                • BigFrog
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                  • Sep 2002
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                  #5
                  any woman comedian.....i just dont find them to be funny at all.

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                    • Gheenz
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                      • Oct 2003
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by overlord
                      Colin Quinn - 99% of his material sucks, and if he finds a good joke he always screws up the delivery.
                      His talk show is funny (because of the other people) but you're right about the delivery. He always sputters out words and fucks everything up. He was terrible on SNL Weekend Update!
                      Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                        • eroswebmaster
                          March 1st, 2003
                          • Jul 2001
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by AMADude
                          Rita Rudner is annoying.
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                            • Mishi
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                              • Feb 2002
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
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                              Does it qualify as stand up if you never stand still?

                              On another note, I am shocked and awed that Lily Tomlin held no place on Comedy Central's top 100 stand ups. What's the deal with that?
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                                • eroswebmaster
                                  March 1st, 2003
                                  • Jul 2001
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by milhouse_dick

                                  His talk show is funny (because of the other people) but you're right about the delivery. He always sputters out words and fucks everything up. He was terrible on SNL Weekend Update!
                                  They were showing a best of tonight and one of the guys made a comment about how they can't wait to see him get an emmy for some mush mouthed rant.
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                                    • Tofu
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                                      • Jul 2003
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                                      #10
                                      George W. Bush


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                                        • eroswebmaster
                                          March 1st, 2003
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 20295
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Mishi


                                          Does it qualify as stand up if you never stand still?

                                          On another note, I am shocked and awed that Lily Tomlin held no place on Comedy Central's top 100 stand ups. What's the deal with that?
                                          No kidding? Well I'm wondering if they don't consider her a stand up since she did "characters," and did more of a one act show...either way very influential in comedy.
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                                            • overlord
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                                              • Dec 2003
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by milhouse_dick

                                              His talk show is funny (because of the other people) but you're right about the delivery. He always sputters out words and fucks everything up. He was terrible on SNL Weekend Update!
                                              Exactly - I tolerate him on the show to watch the other comedians. I can't believe he keeps getting gigs. He is anti-funny.

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                                                • DrewS
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                                                  #13
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                                                    • Mishi
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                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by overlord
                                                      Colin Quinn - 99% of his material sucks, and if he finds a good joke he always screws up the delivery.
                                                      His show was kind of amusing at first, but now it's just a bunch of comics trying to out-outrageous one another. And he just doesn't have the panache to guide them.
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                                                        • baddog
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                                                          • Apr 2001
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                                                              bill maher

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                                                                • BigFrog
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
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                                                                    • overlord
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mishi
                                                                      On another note, I am shocked and awed that Lily Tomlin held no place on Comedy Central's top 100 stand ups. What's the deal with that?
                                                                      That show was 90% hosts or friends of comedy central, with a few real good stand ups thrown in.

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                                                                        • Mishi
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                                                                          No kidding? Well I'm wondering if they don't consider her a stand up since she did "characters," and did more of a one act show...either way very influential in comedy.
                                                                          Unless I totally missed her when reading the list (and yes, I did make a special trip to comedycentral.com to check the list) she wasn't there. I have to agree, they MUST have considered her more of a character actor. I have no idea how much time she spent in stand-up, but I know I've seen at least one show, and it was brilliant. I mean, Letterman was in the top ten, and it's been a long long time since he was considered a stand-up comic.

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                                                                            • stephanie m.
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                                                                              #20
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by stephanie m.
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                                                                                    • baddog
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                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I used to like George Carlin when he was young, don't particularly care for him over the last 5 years or so

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                                                                                        • Gheenz
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by The Truth Hurts


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                                                                                            • beemk
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              carrot top
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                                                                                                • overlord
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                  I used to like George Carlin when he was young, don't particularly care for him over the last 5 years or so
                                                                                                  He's gotten kind of bitter - still funny, but not as funny as his early-middle work.

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                                                                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 20295
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                      I used to like George Carlin when he was young, don't particularly care for him over the last 5 years or so
                                                                                                      I will have to agree...he used to be one of the most intelligent comics out there...the guy IMO did a great study of people...he often spoke about how he would sit in malls or other places for hours on end and just take notes.

                                                                                                      Now he just sounds like an angry bitter old man.
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                                                                                                        • Webby
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Worst Comedian In Your Opinion
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                                                                                                            • schiz
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              98% of all female comedians. I'm not sexist. Its just that the majority of them suck ass.

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                                                                                                                • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                  March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 20295
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by schiz
                                                                                                                  98% of all female comedians. I'm not sexist. Its just that the majority of them suck ass.
                                                                                                                  I think the problem is in most cases the women think they have to come across as aggressive like the men have in order to be a funny comic.

                                                                                                                  There have been some good women comics...but no one that has really stood out...the ones who did were more character actors
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                                                                                                                    • Ironhorse
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I was never very impressed with Bill Murray, sorry I know he's a big star and all, just never thought he was funny.
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                                                                                                                        • Pornopat
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          John Candie.
                                                                                                                          He just gets by on his ugly appearance.
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                                                                                                                            • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                              March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                                                                                              I was never very impressed with Bill Murray, sorry I know he's a big star and all, just never thought he was funny.
                                                                                                                              I agree...however there are some decent roles he's played..haven't seen lost in translation yet but Rushmore comes to mind.
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                                                                                                                                • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                                  March 1st, 2003
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                                                                                  John Candie.
                                                                                                                                  He just gets by on his ugly appearance.
                                                                                                                                  John Candy is funny...Planes Trains and Automobils is one of the funnier holiday movies of all times.
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      John Candy WAS....

                                                                                                                                      he died 10 years ago.

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                                                                                                                                        • baddog
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster



                                                                                                                                          There have been some good women comics...but no one that has really stood out...the ones who did were more character actors
                                                                                                                                          Phyliss Diller was pretty funny in her day

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                                                                                                                                            • eroswebmaster
                                                                                                                                              March 1st, 2003
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog


                                                                                                                                              Phyliss Diller was pretty funny in her day
                                                                                                                                              There are some...Carol Burnett was one of my favorites...growing up as a kid I made sure to be around every saturday night to watch her show.
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                                                                                                                                                  the least funny comedian ever has to be rodney dangerfield.

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                                                                                                                                                    • erehwon
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                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by stephanie m.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Pornopat
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                                                                                                                                                          John Candy is funny...Planes Trains and Automobils is one of the funnier holiday movies of all times.
                                                                                                                                                          I geuss different people have different tastes. I thought it was the worst movie ever. Filled with cliches and predicatabilities. It was the only movie I ever walked out on in the movietheatre...
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                                                                                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              I generally don't find female comedians funny either:
                                                                                                                                                              Rita Rudner used to be funny, but hasn't done anything new or original in 10 years

                                                                                                                                                              The few I do find funny are:
                                                                                                                                                              Rosanne Barr (her domestic goddess days)
                                                                                                                                                              Sarah Silverman
                                                                                                                                                              Wanda Sykes
                                                                                                                                                              Margaret Smith (almost reminds me of a female version of Stephen Wright)


                                                                                                                                                              I tell you, if Bill Hicks were still alive today, he'd be in the top 10 on Comedy Central's list and would be a HUGE star right now...he'd have the cushy gigs and Joe Rogan would be fetching his fucking coffee
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                                                                                                                                                                • ForrestBlack
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                                                                                                                                                                  I just don't think Dennis Miller is funny at all. Maybe some of the SNL hahahahahars were funny, but he's not.

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                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ForrestBlack
                                                                                                                                                                      I just don't think Dennis Miller is funny at all. Maybe some of the SNL hahahahahars were funny, but he's not.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • integrated
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
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                                                                                                                                                                          maybe you should start minding your own business.

                                                                                                                                                                          i offered to mend our bridges but you seem to keep on going with it

                                                                                                                                                                          just stop please

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Victor-E
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                                                                                                                                                                              I always thought Jerry Sinefeld was overrated (himself). I liked the show mostly because of the writing and the other comics.

                                                                                                                                                                              Geroge Carlin is bitter only because of the way the world is today. If I lived that long in this shit I would be bitter too. But I still get laid often enough to stay positive. George is still funnier than thousands of other jokes out there, like Quin. Jim Norton is 100 times funnier than Quin, and that other redneck piece of shit Nick DePalo.

                                                                                                                                                                              I can't think of any good female comedians right now. Margaret Cho absolutely repulses me. I liked Jenine Garafolo (sp?) on her HBO special but that was the last time I saw her being funny.

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