Two women were in the waiting room of an obstetrician and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.
One stopped and takes a pill.
"What was that?" asks the other.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."
She takes another pill.
"What was that?"
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
She takes another pill.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!
One stopped and takes a pill.
"What was that?" asks the other.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."
She takes another pill.
"What was that?"
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
She takes another pill.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!


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