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  • juicylinks
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    • Apr 2001
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    #1

    Whats a good LOW MAINTENANCE dog to get that chicks will like?

    Whats a good dog to get that wont shit all over the place or start humping the couch?
  • AZN 4 Lyfe
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    #2
    what is up , nigga ?

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    • juicylinks
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      #3
      Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
      what is up , nigga ?



      Last edited by Juicy D. Links; 04-19-2004, 04:55 PM.

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      • m00d
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        #4
        you dont need a dog juicylinks

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        • zzgundamnzz
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          #5
          Get a cat. Chicks dig the cat. There low maintenance and clean themselves


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          • m00d
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            #6
            you dont need a dog juicylinks

            btw im waiting on the juicy/poodle photo

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            • freeadultcontent
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              #7
              The sony robotic one.

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              • Wrestlingdiva
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                #8
                Get a rottie. They are adorable puppies, and loyal dogs.

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                • Spunky
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                  #9
                  A cat..seriously all dogs need room to run around and lots of attention

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                  • juicylinks
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by spunky1
                    A cat..seriously all dogs need room to run around and lots of attention
                    Nope cats arent for the Manly men. It will depreciate my bachelor factor

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                    • InsaneMidget
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by juicylinks


                      Nope cats arent for the Manly men. It will depreciate my bachelor factor



                      actually not, my little black cat does me well.

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                      • pornstar2pac
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                        #12
                        weiner dogs,have one myself
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                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                          #13
                          miniture dachsunds are cool little no maintenance dogs.. I had one one time.. was a cool dog.. was the only little dog I ever owned. His name was "chuck wagon"

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                          • vapewiz
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                            #14
                            Get a bulldog they sleep all day and chicks seem to like em.

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                            • pornstar2pac
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                              miniture dachsunds are cool little no maintenance dogs.. I had one one time.. was a cool dog.. was the only little dog I ever owned. His name was "chuck wagon"

                              that's what I have. her name is coco. 6 years years old next month
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                              • Head
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                                #16
                                I've got two muts and chicks love em!

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                                • m00d
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                                  #17
                                  adopt a shelter animal

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                                  • Vic Lagina
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                                    #18
                                    I don't think there is such a thing as a low maintanence dog. They all require care and attention when they are puppies.

                                    I am picking up my first dog on Friday...a German Shepard pup. I believe I am going to have my work cut out for me for at least 8 months, probably more.
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                                    • wdsguy
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Vic Lagina
                                      I don't think there is such a thing as a low maintanence dog. They all require care and attention when they are puppies.

                                      I am picking up my first dog on Friday...a German Shepard pup. I believe I am going to have my work cut out for me for at least 8 months, probably more.
                                      Nice, they are the best dogs. very loyal too

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                                      • pornstar2pac
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                        Whats a good dog to get that wont shit all over the place or start humping the couch?
                                        just don't date a Korean chick. she may mistake for dinner and cook it before you get home for dinner
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                                        • juicylinks
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pornstar2pac


                                          just don't date a Korean chick. she may mistake for dinner and cook it before you get home for dinner

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                                          • Gramps
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                                            #22
                                            A cat!!!

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                                            • wdsguy
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                              Whats a good dog to get that wont shit all over the place or start humping the couch?
                                              you should be more worried bout it humpin u

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                                              • Los
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                                                #24
                                                pugs are nice

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                                                • Nasty D
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                                                  #25
                                                  Lucky Labs for sure!!!


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                                                  • Shoehorn!
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                    Whats a good dog to get that wont shit all over the place or start humping the couch?

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                                                    • TheEnforcer
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                                                      #27
                                                      Even the best trained dogs are a lot of work so think long and hard before you get one.
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                                                      • herbal logic
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                                                        golden retriever... all they want to do is make you happy.

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                                                        • TheEnforcer
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                                                          #29
                                                          Ok, now that I've given the mini-lecture you need to consider getting beagles. They are great dogs and very loyal. I suggest though if you do that you pick up two of them because they are "pack" dogs and the company of another dog is always welcome and in reality taking care of two dogs isn't much different than one and is easier in some ways.
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                                                          • CamChicks
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                                                            #30
                                                            There are no low maintanence dogs.

                                                            Imagine having a 4 year old child who can't speak or understand your language,
                                                            with jaws that can chew through metal.

                                                            The only thing seperating you from disaster is dedication to raising him right.
                                                            That takes time, everyday.

                                                            With that out of the way, english bulldogs are probably the laziest.
                                                            Don't get any breed ending in 'terrier' if you don't like high-energy.


                                                            And have him neutered before 6 months old.
                                                            (or at the first sign of sexual maturity)
                                                            That's how you avoid humping/marking.

                                                            Some do it in early puppyhood, but there is good research
                                                            to suggest that this can cause problems with urinary tract.
                                                            (stunts development, risking health problems later)

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                                                            • rip raster
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                                                              #31
                                                              Get an Akita, it's the national dog of Japan extremly loyal. They were the dogs of the samuri, and can get over 200 pounds, and they look cool as fuck

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                                                              • erehwon
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                                                                #32
                                                                Juicy,

                                                                Ponder a Schipperke!



                                                                They are very cool curious little dogs. Chicks really dig them.
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                                                                • spanky part 2
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                                                                  Pugs are total babe magnets.
                                                                  My buddy used to borrow my pug just to pick up babes in sobe. It worked like a charm, and he hated dogs.

                                                                  My pug literally sleeps about 18-20 hrs a day. Smart and easy to housebreak.

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                                                                  • Kalifornia
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    A golden retreiver

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                                                                    • Mr. Jim
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                                                                      what is up , nigga ?

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                                                                      • Peaches
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by spanky part 2
                                                                        Pugs are total babe magnets.
                                                                        My buddy used to borrow my pug just to pick up babes in sobe. It worked like a charm, and he hated dogs.

                                                                        My pug literally sleeps about 18-20 hrs a day. Smart and easy to housebreak.
                                                                        I have two of them

                                                                        But they AREN'T low maintenance, at least mine. They want interaction all the time. If I move from room to room, even if they're both asleep, they'll wake up after a few minutes to track me down. Right now they're on the loveseat behind me snoring up storm. When I go downstairs, they'll be there in 3 minutes.

                                                                        Pugs also do shed A LOT. And can have breathing problems and some need their anal glans cleaned every few weeks.

                                                                        They are the best dogs in the world, IMHO, but you have a be a little crazy to own one - crazier to own two.

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                                                                        • Ambergirl
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I agree with CamChicks..."There are no low maintanence dogs. "

                                                                          But if you wanna take care of one and don't want them humping everything in sight....get a bitch, as in female dog. ;)
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                                                                          • Meloman
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I have a female Siberian Husky. Black and white with beautiful stunning blue eyes.

                                                                            I got her spayed at 6 months old and it slightly stunted her growth. She's now 10 years old and barely looks 1 year old.

                                                                            Nothing like having a full grown and totally trained dog that still looks like a puppy :-)

                                                                            Complete and total babe magnet. I met my current girlfriend while walking my dog actually.

                                                                            Everytime I walk her I ALWAYS get attention. People constantly stop me to tell me what a cute dog I have.

                                                                            Siberian Huskys are total babe magnets.

                                                                            But they are the MOST high maintance dog in the world period.

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                                                                            • On-top
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks


                                                                              Nope cats arent for the Manly men. It will depreciate my bachelor factor
                                                                              I understand what you're saying. I've given this situation a lot of thought as well. But there are some cats that pretty much do the trick. Smart, don't shed, can climb, and look like leopards and/or tigers. They'll even play fetch..but it's more like 3D fetch...you can throw shit up in the tree and they'll go get it.

                                                                              My friends have a couple bengals, and everybody that sees them just loves them. Very cool cats.
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                                                                              • bllott
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                buy a plastic dog ornament

                                                                                no maintenance and it can come in handy

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                                                                                • KittyLix
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  A dalmation

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                                                                                  • Mr. Jim
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by On-top


                                                                                    I understand what you're saying. I've given this situation a lot of thought as well. But there are some cats that pretty much do the trick. Smart, don't shed, can climb, and look like leopards and/or tigers. They'll even play fetch..but it's more like 3D fetch...you can throw shit up in the tree and they'll go get it.

                                                                                    My friends have a couple bengals, and everybody that sees them just loves them. Very cool cats.
                                                                                    yeah but they look goofy on a leash.......

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                                                                                    • On-top
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You're right.
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                                                                                      • Ambergirl
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by jimholio


                                                                                        yeah but they look goofy on a leash.......

                                                                                        LMFAO. They sure do.
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                                                                                        • ztik
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                                                                                          I have a greyhound and these dogs take little or no effort to care for. Bassicly I let him outside 3x a day hahahahahaha the back door them come sit back at the comp and wait for him to come back in), Feed him 3x a day, and thats about it on some. I do like to take to friends houses and to park and all that other good shit. But really, he likes to just lay around all day. I have a couch setup in my office and somtimes, he doesn't even get off of it once. He also came pre-trained, he knows stay, no, sit, ect... Also hasn't gone in the house even once.
                                                                                          Best dog ive ever owned
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                                                                                          • juicylinks
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by jimholio


                                                                                            yeah but they look goofy on a leash.......

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                                                                                            • juicylinks
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by erehwon
                                                                                              Juicy,

                                                                                              Ponder a Schipperke!



                                                                                              They are very cool curious little dogs. Chicks really dig them.
                                                                                              that dog is ugly, a good looking male like myself needs a equally good looking dog by my side

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                                                                                              • RainMailer
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by herbal logic
                                                                                                golden retriever... all they want to do is make you happy.
                                                                                                I agree I have a Golden retriever and she is awesome. Golden retrievers love water,people and they are very smart. We didnt even have to train our golden retriever to go out and shit, I guess she was smart enough to not shit or piss where she sleeps.

                                                                                                Bulldogs = High maintenance
                                                                                                Rotts = Eat every fuckin thing
                                                                                                No small dogs most are too hyper.

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                                                                                                • dunefield
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                                                                                                  #49

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                                                                                                  • erehwon
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                    that dog is ugly, a good looking male like myself needs a equally good looking dog by my side
                                                                                                    OK, from one extreme to another, what about a Neapolitan Mastiff?



                                                                                                    I have a client that has one, it sits on the ready all day, like a giant couch potato, but these beasts spring into action at a moments notice!
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