[Largeman flounders in the pool]
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Jesse: Dude, maybe you should stay over by the steps. I don't know CPR.Comment
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Mark: You look like a wet beaver.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: I just feel like I've been going to too many of these lately.Comment
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Sam: What? Dates?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: You call this a date? This isn't a date. No, funerals.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Safe... when I'm with you I feel safe... like I'm home.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: It looks nice in here.Comment
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Gideon Largeman: Yeah, we've been doing some work to the place.Comment
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Gideon Largeman: No, I don't know why I just said that.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: My mom just died. God, it's weird to say it out loud, but... my mom just died.Comment
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Carol: Mark, he's a knightComment
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Mark: He's just a fast food knightComment
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Sam: What do you consider a lot?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Enough for people to call you a liar.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.Comment
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Sam: You can do that?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: I can try.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: This isn't a conversation about this being over. I'm not like, putting a period at the end of this. I'm putting like... an ellipses on it.Comment
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Tim: [Klingon phrase]Comment
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Tim: That's not what I said.Comment
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Carol: Yeah...Comment
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Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.Comment
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Angry Biker: What do you love?Comment
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Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, a glass of scotch, and Baxter here.Comment
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[Grabs Baxter]Comment
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[Biker punts Baxter over bridge]Comment
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Angry Biker: That's how I roll!Comment
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Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!Comment
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Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?Comment
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Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?Comment
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[Ron is lifting weights, and Veronica enters]Comment
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Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.Comment
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Bartender: You know, times they are a changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you've got to changeComment
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Ron Burgundy: What? I'm sorry, where you speaking? No, I don't speak Spanish.Comment
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Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom!Comment
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Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!Comment
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Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".Comment
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Veronica Corningstone: No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that.Comment
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Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?Comment
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Veronica Corningstone: No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.Comment
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Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.Comment
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Veronica Corningstone: For Channel 4 News, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Thanks for stopping by.Comment
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Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.Comment
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!Comment
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Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!Comment
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Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?Comment
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Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?Comment
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Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!Comment
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