FFA Judge No. 1: That's right.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.Comment
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FFA Judge No. 2: Correct.Comment
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[Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico]Comment
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Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...Comment
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[all three turn their heads in a slant]Comment
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Deb: Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.Comment
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[All three slowly ease up fists under their chins]Comment
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Deb: This is looking really good.Comment
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Kip: You can say that again.Comment
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Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.Comment
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[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]Comment
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Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.Comment
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[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]Comment
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Uncle Rico: You're up Kip.Comment
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Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?Comment
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[makes gesture of putting on a vest]Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big.Comment
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Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: So you and Pedro getting really serious now?Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask?Comment
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Pedro: That girl over there.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?Comment
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Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.Comment
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Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.Comment
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Nathan: [kicks the tots]Comment
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Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.Comment
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Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?Comment
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Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.Comment
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Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?Comment
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[takes telephone and dials number]Comment
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Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?Comment
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Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?Comment
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Kip: I'm really busy right now.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.Comment
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Kip: Why?Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?Comment
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Kip: No.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?Comment
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Kip: No, Napoleon.Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!Comment
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Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!Comment
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Kip: See ya.Comment
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