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  • TheLegacy
    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
    • Apr 2003
    • 18365

    #1

    Read Only If Married

    Walking into the bar, Jeff said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

    "Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

    "When it was over," Jeff replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

    "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

    She said, "Come out from under that bed you little chicken shit!"
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    RobertWarrenSEO.com​
    Telegram: @TheLegacy54​
  • =^..^=
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 6935

    #2
    heehee so true
    power of the pussy
    #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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    • egonetworks
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6706

      #3

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      • jhauser
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 2924

        #4
        We all know who's in charge.
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        • eiht_98
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 6103

          #5
          lol....so true

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          • cool1
            sex is good
            • Sep 2001
            • 24939

            #6
            Sometimes that is the best place to hide.
            Kitchen cupboards work good too!

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            • MarkTiarra
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 3833

              #7
              Sounds like she needs to be Dukasized!

              Retired Pornosticator

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              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                WW4L
                • Oct 2002
                • 10581

                #8
                Thats what I am talking about

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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  lol

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                  • Firehorse
                    Desire it and have it!!!
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 30767

                    #10
                    Man has his will and woman has her way!
                    MySweetEbony

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                    • nosey
                      Talk Hard
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14413

                      #11
                      heh

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                      • Babagirls
                        Text Writer
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 18812

                        #12


                        nice!




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                        • Major (Tom)
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32492

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MarkTiarra
                          Sounds like she needs to be Dukasized!
                          Some Dukesized chick
                          lol
                          DS

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                          • TheLegacy
                            SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 18365

                            #14
                            ​
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                            • pornguy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 62910

                              #15
                              For god so loved the world that he created pussy, and siad that it is good.

                              Then all hell broke loose!



                              Best hiding place is in her closet under the shoes. She will never find you!

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                              • JUSTB
                                Registered User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 1740

                                #16
                                LOL!!!

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                                • JFK
                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 67369

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                  I see you are pussywhipped, just like the rest of them

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                                  • TheLegacy
                                    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 18365

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pornguy



                                    Best hiding place is in her closet under the shoes. She will never find you!

                                    Her clothing closet??!!?? what an amazing idea - shit she doesnt go in there at all - just buys new clothes for next week and leaves them in the bag till she wants them.
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                                    Telegram: @TheLegacy54​

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                                    • High Quality
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 5741

                                      #19
                                      Ut oh, will I blow up cuz I read this and I'm not married?

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                                      • TheLegacy
                                        SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 18365

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by High Quality
                                        Ut oh, will I blow up cuz I read this and I'm not married?
                                        be warned - run now before you get hitched
                                        ​
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                                        Telegram: @TheLegacy54​

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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271

                                          #21
                                          That was great! Thanks for the advice!

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                                          • ArikaAmes
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 3081

                                            #22
                                            Wow, that story ended differently than I had thought it would.
                                            I LIKE it!

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                                            • pimplink
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 9535

                                              #23
                                              That certainly is a nice thought to remember in times of need! Nice one!

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                                              • nnk
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 345

                                                #24
                                                so true

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                                                • FunForOne
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 8704

                                                  #25
                                                  funny!

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                                                  • michel
                                                    TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 3420

                                                    #26

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                                                    • WebTitan
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 5114

                                                      #27
                                                      lol

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                                                      • TheLegacy
                                                        SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 18365

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JFK
                                                        I see you are pussywhipped, just like the rest of them
                                                        Thats about as close to pussy as I am going to get in a while - so get it anyway you can - including being "whipped"
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                                                        RobertWarrenSEO.com​
                                                        Telegram: @TheLegacy54​

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                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 51692

                                                          #29
                                                          Ok ... OWNED
                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                          • myjah
                                                            Back in the harbor
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 11482

                                                            #30
                                                            that's how most marriages actually function - good to know the husband is honest
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