Fred Flintstone: [Holding a miniature model of houses the quarry plans to build] I hate to bush your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?
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Wilma Flintstone: We have scrimped and saved for that money and everytime we get a little bit ahead you have to go blow it on some hair brained scheme.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Now see here, Wilma! In this cave, *I* AM THE KING! AND...Comment
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Wilma Flintstone: And what...? Fred!Comment
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Fred Flintstone: And you have every right to know, my queen.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!Comment
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[After Cliff has announced that Fred had won the executive job]Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Barney, quick, what's my name?Comment
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Barney Rubble: Fred Flintstone!Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Don't toy with me, Barn.Comment
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Barney Rubble: So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?Comment
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Fred Flintstone: No, simply Your Highness will do.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Flagstone, and our daughter... uh... uh... isn't she beautiful? My family.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: This is my office? This is my chair?Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: Yeah, not to throw too much at you on your first day but this big thing here is your desk.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: My desk?Comment
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Barney Rubble: Tell me something, Mr. Vice President, what's a graduated inventory plan? How about supply and demand? Hey Fred, what's two and two?Comment
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Fred Flintstone: ...I didn't come here to talk business. I'm out with my wife. Now get me a clean spoon.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf. We can prioritize, conceptualize and tenderize. Executively yours, Fred Fliiii--Comment
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[falls backwards out of his chair]Comment
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Dictabird: Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiii--'?Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: Look at those pathetic worms burrowing their lives away. Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone?Comment
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Sharon Stone: Because you lied on your résumé?Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: No. Because I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company.Comment
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Sharon Stone: I'm glad we see eye to eye.Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge who will make all my schemes come true.Comment
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Sharon Stone: I'm worried, Cliff, I think Mr. Flintstone is smarter than we thought.Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: Ha. He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.Comment
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Wilma's Mom: You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.Comment
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Barney Rubble: [On Fred's first day of being a VP] Well, guess this is it, Mr. Flintstone. Go get'em, big guy.Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Hey Barn.Comment
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Barney Rubble: Yeah, Fred?Comment
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Fred Flintstone: Could you spot me a couple bucks for lunch? I'm a little short.Comment
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Barney Rubble: You're right, Fred. Nothing's changed.Comment
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Mr. Slate: Gentlemen, please, I can't endorse this modernization if it means laying off all those workers. Some of them have been here since the beginning of time.Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: What if I could quadruple your income?Comment
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Mr. Slate: I'll miss them. You were saying?Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: Through the miracle of geothermal power, the raw material is elevated to the second stage where our steam powered conveyer belts carry...Comment
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Bill: Steam? He's a mad man!Comment
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Cliff Vandercave: *Steam* powered conveyer belts, carry the product...Comment
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Betty Rubble: You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.Comment
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Barney Rubble: You too, huh?Comment
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Betty Rubble: One day we'll look back on this and we're gonna laugh.Comment
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Barney Rubble: Gee I hope so, Betty. Because tomorrow they got me testing shark repellent.Comment
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Narrator: Though it's been many years since I last saw it, I'll always remember that even my first impression was one of fear and wonder. My childhood was soon to be lost, my innocence shattered, and all our dreams destroyed by what we would find within.Comment
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[About his grandmother.]Comment
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Chris: Look at you in your black dress. Your fancy jewels. Your pinched face. We're not afraid of you! We laugh at you! Do you hear that? We laugh!Comment
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Cathy: Do you need to use the bathroom?Comment
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Chris: No.Comment
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Cathy: Not even to brush your teeth?Comment
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