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  • fr33s3x
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    • Apr 2003
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    #41851
    Texan Millionaire: No ma'am. They wouldn't bounce. Well, better get set to rope this steer.

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    • fr33s3x
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      • Apr 2003
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      #41852
      [He goes to his seat]

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      • fr33s3x
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        • Apr 2003
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        #41853
        Lady Warren: I feared for a moment he was going to take my hand back to Texas with him, even though it isn't made of gold.

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        • fr33s3x
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
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          #41854
          Father Brown: I doubt if even Flambeau could have invented him.

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          • fr33s3x
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
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            #41855
            Auctioneer: Now, who will open the bidding for me at ten thousand pounds?

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            • fr33s3x
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
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              #41856
              Texan Millionaire: Fifty thousand dollars.

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              • fr33s3x
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 5064

                #41857
                Auctioneer: I am bid... seventeen thousand, eight hundred and fifty-seven pounds, two shillings and ten pence. I think it would be easier, sir, if we were to conduct the bidding in pounds sterling.

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                • fr33s3x
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
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                  #41858
                  Parkinson: Pardon, me lady, but the awful people are coming up the drive!

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                  • fr33s3x
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
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                    #41859
                    Lady Warren: What awful people? It is not my "at home" day.

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                    • fr33s3x
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
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                      #41860
                      Father Brown: I think he means the police.

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                      • fr33s3x
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 5064

                        #41861
                        Inspector Valentine: [the inspector has just phoned in an all-points bulletin for a stolen milk truck] Your accomplices haven't got a chance. They'll be intercepted within half an hour.

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                        • fr33s3x
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
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                          #41862
                          Lady Warren: Half an hour? Then you've time for a glass of sherry.

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                          • fr33s3x
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
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                            #41863
                            Inspector Valentine: No thank you.

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                            • fr33s3x
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
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                              #41864
                              Lady Warren: Or perhaps a glass of milk? The milkman seems to have left rather a lot today.

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                              • fr33s3x
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2003
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                                #41865
                                Father Brown: My son...

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                                • fr33s3x
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
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                                  #41866
                                  Flambeau: Please do not call me your son.

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                                  • fr33s3x
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                                    • Apr 2003
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                                    #41867
                                    Father Brown: My son, you think that you are a man of the world and that I am not. But I assure you, my "innocent" ears encounter every day stories of a horror that would make your sophisticated hair stand on end. Although I wear funny clothes, and have taken certain vows, I live far more in the world than you do.

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                                    • fr33s3x
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2003
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                                      #41868
                                      Flambeau: What are you really after, your cross or my soul?

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                                      • fr33s3x
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2003
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                                        #41869
                                        Father Brown: Both, of course.

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                                        • fr33s3x
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2003
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                                          #41870
                                          Flambeau: Well, come and find us. I'll make you a bargain: whatever you can find you shall have.

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                                          • fr33s3x
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2003
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                                            #41871
                                            Father Brown: I accept your bargain.

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                                            • fr33s3x
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
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                                              #41872
                                              Flambeau: It would have been an interesting encounter. Pity it will never take place.

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                                              • fr33s3x
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                #41873
                                                Father Brown: Excuse me. Do you speak English?

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                                                • fr33s3x
                                                  Confirmed User
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                                                  #41874
                                                  Painter: Sure.

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                                                  • fr33s3x
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                    #41875
                                                    Father Brown: Have you noticed the river has started flowing backwards?

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                                                    • fr33s3x
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                      #41876
                                                      Painter: If you hadn't told me I never would have noticed.

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                                                      • fr33s3x
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2003
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                                                        #41877
                                                        Father Brown: And that the sun is moving from west to east. And that those trees, instead of growing, are shrinking down into the ground. All of which suggests to me that the course of history has started to unwind, and that we are approaching the end of the world.

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                                                        • fr33s3x
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                          #41878
                                                          Painter: In that case, I'd better be going. Thanks for the tip.

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                                                          • fr33s3x
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 5064

                                                            #41879
                                                            Inspector Valentine: Well?

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                                                            • fr33s3x
                                                              Confirmed User
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                                                              #41880
                                                              Inspector Dubois: He is going to the wine harvest, and the grape waits for no man.

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                                                              • fr33s3x
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                                #41881
                                                                Inspector Valentine: Nor does Father Brown.

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                                                                • fr33s3x
                                                                  Confirmed User
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                                                                  #41882
                                                                  Father Brown: It's all so nonsensical, it must make sense.

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                                                                  • fr33s3x
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                    #41883
                                                                    Father Brown: Appalling.

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                                                                    • fr33s3x
                                                                      Confirmed User
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                                                                      #41884
                                                                      Flambeau: An odd word to apply to the finest private collection in the world.

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                                                                      • fr33s3x
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2003
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                                                                        #41885
                                                                        Father Brown: What is appalling is that it is private.

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                                                                        • fr33s3x
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                                                                          #41886
                                                                          Flambeau: You are the first person to have the privilege of seeing it. Look at my El Greco.

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                                                                          • fr33s3x
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                                            #41887
                                                                            Father Brown: Yours?

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                                                                            • fr33s3x
                                                                              Confirmed User
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                                                                              #41888
                                                                              Flambeau: Mine.

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                                                                              • fr33s3x
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                                                #41889
                                                                                Father Brown: This, I believe, is yours.

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                                                                                • fr33s3x
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                  #41890
                                                                                  [He hands Flambeau his cigarette case]

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                                                                                  • fr33s3x
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                                    #41891
                                                                                    Flambeau: Oh. So that's how you traced me. Thank you. I wondered where I'd lost it.

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                                                                                    • fr33s3x
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                                      #41892
                                                                                      Father Brown: You didn't lose it. I stole it.

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                                                                                      • fr33s3x
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2003
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                                                                                        #41893
                                                                                        Flambeau: We have something in common then.

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                                                                                        • fr33s3x
                                                                                          Confirmed User
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                                                                                          #41894
                                                                                          Father Brown: All men do.

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                                                                                          • fr33s3x
                                                                                            Confirmed User
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                                                                                            #41895
                                                                                            Flambeau: The police have an unfortunate habit of interrupting our conversations just when they begin to be interesting. I must beg your leave to leave you.

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                                                                                            • fr33s3x
                                                                                              Confirmed User
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                                                                                              #41896
                                                                                              Nobunaga Oda: [using his True Musou attack] Fools! Return to dust!

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                                                                                              • fr33s3x
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                                                                                                #41897
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                                                                                                • fr33s3x
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                  #41898
                                                                                                  Yoshitatsu Saito: [during retreat, frustrated] Some days you get the bear, and so on, and so on...

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                                                                                                  • fr33s3x
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                                                                                                    #41899
                                                                                                    Nobunaga Oda: [coldly, after ambushing Yoshimoto Imagawa at the Battle of Okehazama] Those who seek fear shall have it... in abundance.

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                                                                                                    • fr33s3x
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                                                                                                      #41900
                                                                                                      Nobunaga Oda: [manically, after the fire attack on Ikko Buddhists at the Battle of Ise-Nagashima] If faith is what prevents you from fearing death, then I shall sever that faith from your bodies

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