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  • neverlearn
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 2085

    #1

    Subserviant Chicken, does what ever you tell it to do

    Die Chicken ! Die!

    What a hoot!
    DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
    Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
    Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
  • aflex
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 3127

    #2
    lol "watch tv"
    self made mothafucka.

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    • AMADude
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 3875

      #3
      There have been at least 20 fucking threads on here about this already.....
      No sig, just here to fuck around.

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        Watching a chicken doing nothing in front a camera during 30 sec is enough for me . closed
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5

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          • wdsguy
            Ryde or Die
            • Dec 2002
            • 19568

            #6
            welcome to last week

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            • evildick

              #7
              Originally posted by Manowar

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              • mardigras
                Bon temps!
                • Feb 2003
                • 14194

                #8
                I just made him moonwalk
                .

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                • TheFrog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4095

                  #9
                  This was amusing when it was first posted last week. Now its just annoying.

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                  • TheFrog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4095

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Manowar

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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                      Watching a chicken doing nothing in front a camera during 30 sec is enough for me . closed

                      He doesn't do anything till you tell him to. Try having him moon, moonwalk, jumping jacks, look under the chair, LEAVE, clean up... pretty impressive the number of things they covered, actually
                      .

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                      • mardigras
                        Bon temps!
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 14194

                        #12
                        LOL, also try:

                        destroy
                        pee
                        breakdance
                        watch TV


                        Sorry, I read here daily and didn't see this last week (although I saw a bit about it on TV) It's incredible the amout of things they anticipated when making this. Heck he even does a cartwheel
                        .

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                        • Ross
                          Ik ben een aap
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 18874

                          #13
                          This kept me amused for 30 minutes last weekend. I loved it.

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                          • mardigras
                            Bon temps!
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 14194

                            #14
                            garter

                            LOL
                            .

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                            • mardigras
                              Bon temps!
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 14194

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ross
                              This kept me amused for 30 minutes last weekend. I loved it.
                              LOL, yeah, I'm having my 30 minutes with in inbetween the race
                              .

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                              • mardigras
                                Bon temps!
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 14194

                                #16
                                handstand

                                HAHA, he tries
                                .

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                                • mardigras
                                  Bon temps!
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 14194

                                  #17
                                  freak

                                  Ok, I've had fun, will quit bumping this










                                  ...unless I hit something reallyfunny
                                  .

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                                  • neverlearn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 2085

                                    #18
                                    puke
                                    fart
                                    go crazy
                                    karate
                                    turn off lights bang head on couch
                                    DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                    Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                    Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                    • Mr. Jim
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 4372

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheFrog
                                      This was amusing when it was first posted last week. Now its just annoying.
                                      God Forbid you do not open the thread

                                      if you clearly see what it says.....why do you give one fuck if someone has posted it 100 times you see what the thread is about and yet you choose to open it.....why can't you just "not read it again



                                      I am sure the whole world is on pins and needles now because you are annoyed......

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                                      • neverlearn
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 2085

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jimholio


                                        God Forbid you do not open the thread

                                        if you clearly see what it says.....why do you give one fuck if someone has posted it 100 times you see what the thread is about and yet you choose to open it.....why can't you just "not read it again



                                        I am sure the whole world is on pins and needles now because you are annoyed......
                                        DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                        Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                        Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                        • Manowar
                                          jellyfish  
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jimholio


                                          God Forbid you do not open the thread

                                          if you clearly see what it says.....why do you give one fuck if someone has posted it 100 times you see what the thread is about and yet you choose to open it.....why can't you just "not read it again



                                          I am sure the whole world is on pins and needles now because you are annoyed......
                                          perhaps the poster could have done a search and seen that its posted before. And people posting telling him about it help show other people not to post it again and again

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                                          • angeleyes
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 3584

                                            #22
                                            The first thing I told it to do was flip the bird and he walked up to the camera and did that "no-no, shame on you" thing waving his finger around.
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                                            • neverlearn
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 2085

                                              #23
                                              Holy shit Manowar
                                              I must ve really pissed you off somewhere down the line...hmmm lemme think...was it...ah yes , it was ...making comments about your name? I dont know you, so if you have nothing better to do than pick someone elses ass, go ahead. You bore me with your whining LOL
                                              you must think your pretty cool, your whole lfe=having some clout on a messageboard? You sound vindictive too...thats a good sign of a small dick. Are you jealous as well?
                                              DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                              Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                              Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                              • Mr. Jim
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 4372

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Manowar


                                                perhaps the poster could have done a search and seen that its posted before. And people posting telling him about it help show other people not to post it again and again
                                                I Digress

                                                Why do you give a fuck....... it is better to look like an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt....

                                                meaning.... your point is moot since you see interaction with people who have obviously never been to the site....

                                                but you being so self centered feel like the board should revolve around your own preferences.......so do you really believe every poster should do a search before posting in order to accomodate your post browsing preferences.....

                                                if the only thing you can contribute is a some lame comment about a topic being posted before....... why do you take the time.....really....... who is the fool here if you knew what the thread was about.........

                                                who hit the link AGAIN

                                                Do you have the same difficulty with shiny objects?????

                                                it is ok to be wrong......it is not ok to be wrong with conviction


                                                New rule....... all posts must be run through search so the morons stop getting confused
                                                Last edited by Mr. Jim; 04-19-2004, 03:36 PM.

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                                                • GigaRoss
                                                  Porn To ROCK!
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 4357

                                                  #25
                                                  somebody neeeds to tell the chicken to post for everyone,PLEASE DONT POST ABOUT ME ANYMORE,ITS BEEN POSTED MILLIONS OF TIMES!
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                                                  • Mr. Jim
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 4372

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by GigaRoss
                                                    somebody neeeds to tell the chicken to post for everyone,PLEASE DONT POST ABOUT ME ANYMORE,ITS BEEN POSTED MILLIONS OF TIMES!
                                                    you saw what it said Ross if you had seen it why did you click the post.......what has seeing this post once more done in the way of interuppting your day.....

                                                    see here is the fundamental problem i have with posting "don't post this anymore"

                                                    guess who just bumped it so it can keep popping up....the people who no longer wish to see the post.....if it gets bumped by someone who has tried it and has a comment....well then I guess everyone has not seen it.

                                                    and if you have read the post why would you take the time to acknowledge the thread in a response??????

                                                    You are all aware you do not have to read every post.....right
                                                    Last edited by Mr. Jim; 04-19-2004, 03:57 PM.

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                                                    • axelcat
                                                      Adult Locals
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 25450

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                      welcome to last week

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                                                      • NiTe-HaWk
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 1196

                                                        #28
                                                        I typed lol and he shook his finger
                                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                        • neverlearn
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 2085

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jimholio


                                                          I Digress

                                                          Why do you give a fuck....... it is better to look like an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt....

                                                          meaning.... your point is moot since you see interaction with people who have obviously never been to the site....

                                                          but you being so self centered feel like the board should revolve around your own preferences.......so do you really believe every poster should do a search before posting in order to accomodate your post browsing preferences.....

                                                          if the only thing you can contribute is a some lame comment about a topic being posted before....... why do you take the time.....really....... who is the fool here if you knew what the thread was about.........

                                                          who hit the link AGAIN

                                                          Do you have the same difficulty with shiny objects?????

                                                          it is ok to be wrong......it is not ok to be wrong with conviction


                                                          New rule....... all posts must be run through search so the morons stop getting confused
                                                          DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                                          Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                                          Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                          • zzgundamnzz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 6102

                                                            #30
                                                            I typed destroy. The chicken started jumping around wildly like a monkey


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                                                            • Ice
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 26053

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jimholio


                                                              I Digress

                                                              Why do you give a fuck....... it is better to look like an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt....

                                                              meaning.... your point is moot since you see interaction with people who have obviously never been to the site....

                                                              but you being so self centered feel like the board should revolve around your own preferences.......so do you really believe every poster should do a search before posting in order to accomodate your post browsing preferences.....

                                                              if the only thing you can contribute is a some lame comment about a topic being posted before....... why do you take the time.....really....... who is the fool here if you knew what the thread was about.........

                                                              who hit the link AGAIN

                                                              Do you have the same difficulty with shiny objects?????

                                                              it is ok to be wrong......it is not ok to be wrong with conviction


                                                              New rule....... all posts must be run through search so the morons stop getting confused


                                                              ROFLMAO...... Fuck Jim.... you ROCK
                                                              icq 1904905

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                                                              • Mr. Jim
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 4372

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by iceicebaby




                                                                ROFLMAO...... Fuck Jim.... you ROCK
                                                                Thank God some people get what I am saying here.......


                                                                If you have clearly seen the thread before...or several times before.....why would you add some irrelevant comment that will bump it uop......if you know its played how does bumping the thread with a moronic commnet help.....i mean at this point does anyone really get amusement out of pointing out the fact a post is a repeat......

                                                                how many times have you done a deal....pissed yourself laughing....or prevented re-posts by bumping a thread you were to ignorant to leave alone.....

                                                                me see this thread all time....

                                                                me now mad....me confused .......me tired of seeing thread more than time me see since first time

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                                                                • neverlearn
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 2085

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Damn straight!
                                                                  tell it like it is!
                                                                  cheers!
                                                                  DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                                                  Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                                                  Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                  • Mr. Jim
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 4372

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by neverlearn
                                                                    Damn straight!
                                                                    tell it like it is!
                                                                    cheers!
                                                                    Should'nt you be watching a Hockey game????

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                                                                    • rip raster
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 2851

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I love that fuckin chicken man

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                                                                      • rodeoclown
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 18

                                                                        #36
                                                                        my question is why is the chicken wearing a garter belt. Yikes!
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                                                                        • mardigras
                                                                          Bon temps!
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 14194

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                                          I typed destroy. The chicken started jumping around wildly like a monkey
                                                                          When I typed destroy he threw the cusions around. He's got several clips for some actions. I noticed the clip for "moon" varies if you repeat it. My personal favorite was "punk" where he acted like he was moshing
                                                                          .

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                                                                          • Lane
                                                                            Will code for food...
                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                            • 8496

                                                                            #38
                                                                            viral marketing as its best

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                                                                            • Hardcore Kay
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 218

                                                                              #39
                                                                              ya, that's been around a while now.
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                                                                              • Dirtydee
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 121

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Yeah, it was funny last week!!!

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                                                                                • myjah
                                                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 11482

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  just doesnt do anything for me
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